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Friday, August 12, 2005


   WOO 7:27 AM
its 7 in the morning and Im getting ready for a high school orrientation at 9 but we're leaving at 8:30 because lisa's pa drives the back roads to avoid traffic. 30 minutes to the school *flat face* |_|' ^^ yay

hmmm Im eating a pop tart which has no nutritional value!

And have you seen the red beer comercials? No well they're funny as boiling poo: read below... or else ^^
(please take no offence to any race of people it is how it is in the video and to take full effect I need nationalities)

Hispanic male in early 40's holding a ugly red stripe beer bottle is standing next to a yes hott guy whos just sitting in a seat.
HM- Redstripe beer, its in the bottle thats so ugly it makes ugly people look beautifull. *turns to hott guy* Hello sir, do you think your ugly?
HG- no, well I think Im----
HM-*cuts off HG* Your ugly, ugly your very ugly!... Here hold this *gives the guy the red stripe beer* Now you are beautifull, *turns to camera* He is a beautifull person!
*every things quiet*
HM- *turns to camera* Redstripe, its beer.... yay beer!
HG-- Yay beer? *dosnt know what just happened*

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