Wednesday, November 28, 2007

^_^
omg i forgot to tell you to go to my other profile on www.fanfiction.net just search for meteoragurl392 hehe i have fanfictions about sephi and cloud.
Comments (1) | Permalink

   hey
hey guys. i'm still here, just really distracted ^_^. if you guys wanna talk to me, just go to www.myspace.com/lady_severus_snape
Comments (0) | Permalink

Sunday, September 30, 2007

   heh heh
98 percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent that hasn't, put this in your bio.
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you'd be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.
A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"
A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain a best friend takes your and says, "RUN, BITCH RUN!"
A friend wipes your tears when your rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"
A good friend will bail you out of jail, but your best friend is sitting in the cell beside you saying, "Damn, that was fun!!"
( )_( )
(='.'=)
(")_(")
This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.
SUPPORT THE BUNNY The bunny will take over the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...OK I AM DONE NOW!
Weird is good, strange is good, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this on your profile!
If you have ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and endeed up poking yourself in the eye, copy this in your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy copy this into your profile.
If you ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencile and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. people call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this on your profile!
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, this one your profile.
If your profile is long copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you're hyper, and like being hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who are'nt, copy this, put it in your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
If you think those kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you think the little lucky charms dude should just stop running and hand over the Lucky Charms put this in your profile!!
If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.
If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile.
If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.
If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever felt like just runnig somewhere, copy this into your profile.
If you truely believe there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.
If you think All the Cullen guys are HOT put this in ur pro!!!
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you've ever went to hit someone and they ducked so you ended up hitting yourself put this in ur profile!!
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur profile!
You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile.
Put these in your pro if u've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOU STEP SIGN pulled when the door says push ever walked into a wall b4 and/or fell off a chair backwards AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen's Including Bella Disorder. AV is Addicted to Vampires ADD is Automatic Death Disorder ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder I have all of them! put them in your pro if you do! and you know you do! stop lying to yourself!
You know you live in 2007 when... 1. you go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.
2. You haven't played solitare with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/Live Journal/MySpace.
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting ata the computer.
7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
9. You were too busy to notice number five.
10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.
11. and now you're laughing at your stupidity.
12. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did pplz.
Be crazy
Be stupid
Be wild
Be silly
Because life's to short to be cool
Be wild, and have excitment in your life because life isn't long enough
Dance like no ones watching
Sing like on ones listening
Sometimes you gotta smile and walk away... hold your tears in and pretend your okay.

Comments (0) | Permalink

Sunday, July 22, 2007

   lol i'm alive bitches!!!!!!! reading harry potter. trying to figure this puzzle shit out. it's complicated as hell.
Comments (1) | Permalink

Thursday, May 24, 2007

   the peniscake fic! (found on fanfiction.net)
What did I do to Deserve This?
AKA the peniscake fic.
Cloud was going to kill Zack. Why the older man thought it was a good idea to give Sephiroth a birthday cake with a penis on it, he didn't know. He didn't want to know. He also wasn't sure how he' been conned into picking it up and delivering it, but he made a mental note to stop by his apartment first and pick up his cast iron skillet- he could brain Zack with it if necessary.
He was pretty sure Zack wasn’t completely responsible for the idea. Zack had been drinking with Reno before he ordered it. And Reno was… odd was being polite. ‘Utterly batshit crazy’ and ‘lunatic’ came to mind more often then not when dealing with the redheaded Turk.
So maybe he’d end up killing Reno too. It wasn’t such a bad idea… Cloud shook head to clear his thoughts. He was definitely spending to much time with those two. It was starting to affect his own sanity-though that had been questionable even before he met Zack.
Cloud looked up from his musings as he opened the door to the very prestigious bakery Zack had ordered the cake from. “I’m here to pick up an order for Zack Donovan?”
This wasn’t good. Every worker in the bakery was coming out to the front it looked like. Definitely needed to kill Zack. And Reno.
Then he saw the cake. It was very very different from what he had expected. Instead of just drawing an outline in frosting, someone had clearly had a field day. The lifelike penis jutted about three and a half inches from the top of the cake. It was ‘pierced’. And, was that a…? yes, there was a cock ring as well.
Cloud’s right eye twitched. Death was too good for Zack and Reno. He’d have to pick up his hunting knife as well; because he was going to castrate the both of them. And get them banned from anything alcoholic for a very long time.
He calmly paid for the cake, asking the clerk to give his complements to whoever decorated it, then left.
Cloud whistled as he made his way back to the Shinra compound; plans rapidly forming in his head. People quickly got out of the way of the petite blond carrying a box and whistling cheerfully with a murderous look on his face. The boy was clearly mentally unstable, and no one wanted to become the object of his ire.
Zack was planning something, Sephiroth was sure of it. It was his birthday, and he had yet to be subjected to some embarrassing display from his Second-In-Command. He truly hoped it wasn’t anything like the stripper from last year.
He was fairly certain that that red-headed Turk was in on the plan this year, as the two of them had staggered in drunk last night, laughing over something.
Sephiroth sighed resignedly. There was no use trying to get Zack to tell him what the plan was so he could avoid it. He’d simply have to suffer through it. Just like he had every year for the past three years.
Zack grinned across the conference table at Reno. “Before we get too busy, I have an announcement to make.” He stated as he stood. “Today is Sephiroth’s birthday, and I decided he needed a cake.” He made his way over to the door as he spoke, opening it to reveal Cloud and a cart with the cake box on it. “So I ordered one, and had Cloud here pick it up. I thought we could all enjoy it.”
As the blonde cadet pushed the cart into the room, Sephiroth noted the heavy looking cooking utensil hanging on the side of the cart, and the hunting knife tucked into the teens’ belt. One silver eyebrow arched. Zack may not have realized that his newest ‘project’ was dangerous, but Sephiroth had no such misconceptions. The boy had let it slip once that he had spent the majority of his childhood wandering the mountains surrounding his home. There was no doubt the boy had had to deal with wild animals and the like. That he was still alive indicated a great deal of skill or luck. The well worn look of the knife and it’s sheath led him to believe it was more skill than luck.
With a longsuffering look, Cloud opened the box and lifted the cake from within. Setting it in front of Sephiroth, the blonde had the cast iron skillet off the side of the cart and acquainted with Zack’s skull in seconds. As Zack collapsed on the floor (the skillet was apparently as heavy as it looked, Sephiroth noted) the teenager had closed and locked the conference room door, and was stalking Reno; eventually just vaulting the table in order to make the Turk join Zack on the floor.
As he moved the two unconscious men up into empty seats, Cloud explained to the rather shell-shocked room. “I’m sorry about the cake Sir, I knew Zack had asked for a decoration in that shape, I just didn’t expect the bakery to do it like that. I’m fairly sure the original idea came from Reno though. Anyway, I called Zack’s girlfriend this afternoon, and she said she’d take the cake if you don’t want it Sir. Does anyone here object to my indulging in some psychological torture? I’ve got everything I need right here.” Cloud had been busy as he spoke. The two men were very securely tied to the chairs they were seated on.
Sephiroth cleared his throat. “What exactly are you planning to do?”
Cloud gave him a bright, feral grin. “I’m gonna make them think I castrated them.”
Sephiroth glanced at Rufus, then Reeve and lastly the three other Turks in the conference room. “Go right ahead. As long as there’s no lasting physical damage, it should be fine. How did you come up with that plan anyway?”
Cloud’s grin grew wider. “No, no permanent damage. I started planning as soon as I saw the cake. I stopped at Zack’s girlfriend’s place on my way back, borrowed her leg wax stuff- she said she’d take the cake if you want by the way. Anyway, I stopped at the mess hall before coming up here, one of the cooks likes me; gave me the container of blood I’m gonna use. All I’ve gotta do is wax their balls and dick, and make sure my knife has blood on it. And make sure they can smell burnt flesh when they wake up.”
As he detailed his plan, Cloud had been busy. Pulling out a Seal, he had cast Sleep on the two unconscious men, making sure they wouldn’t wake before he was done. He wrestled their pants down around their thighs, giving him perfect access to his targets. Then he had moved on to the box he’d got from Aeris, reading the directions as he absentmindedly poured lighter fluid and nail polish remover into a bowl. He quickly and efficiently followed the directions on the box, causing several winces as he ripped the cloth strips away with sadistic glee. That aspect having been done, he moved on, pulling a raw chunk of meat from the lower half of the cart. Dumping it in a shallow bowl, he poured the lighter fluid/nail polish remover mix over it and lit it with a match. With a soft ‘fwoosh’ the bowl lit with flames and the acrid scent of burning flesh filled the room. Cloud then unsheathed his knife and liberally coated it with blood from the container, carefully splashing some on the floor and on Zack and Reno.
The final item he pulled from the lower section of the serving cart was a plate with two sets of testicles on it. “Got to make it look realistic.” was his only comment. Apparently deeming the scent of burnt flesh adequate, he doused the burning bowl, and waved it under Zack’s nose first, then Reno’s . As they stirred, he put the bowl back on the lower section of the cart and dipped his hands in the blood container; then sat down on the conference table.
Ow. Why did his dick hurt? And what had Spike hit him with? Zack moaned as he came around, Reno’s groans sounding in his ear. When his vision cleared, he found himself staring at Cloud, who was seated on the conference table, a bloody knife held in equally blood covered hands. And there were two sets of balls on a plate next to him.
It took a minute for everything to register and click together in his mind. When it did he panicked and could only make incoherent noises, which was followed by Reno’s panicked shriek.
Cloud watched as Zack put everything together and grinned at the noises he made.
“You really shouldn’t have pissed me off Zack. Maybe you’ll think twice about pulling stunts like this again in the future. I’m sure Aeris will like the changes as well- I did get her permission after all.”
Zack whimpered. Reno just hunkered down as best as he could given that both men were still tied up. Cloud’s grin grew distinctly feral. “Really, you should thank me. It could have been worse you know. The General could have just assigned you to permanent duty in Hojo’s lab. I’m sure you’d have just loved dealing with all the experiments. Some of them might have even ended up being on you!”
Cloud watched in amusement as the two idiots went through varying stages of shock and horror before Sephiroth finally cleared his throat and gave a pointed look. He sighed.
“All right, Sir. Both of you relax. You’re still completely ‘whole’. I just made it seem like I’d castrated you. None of the blood is yours. Neither are the balls on the plate. I got those and the meat I burned from one of the cooks. I waxed you down there so that there would be lingering pain and sensitivity to give the illusion I’d actually done it.” Cloud wiped the blood from his hands and began cleaning the knife. “Don’t decide your pranks when you’re drunk next time, kay? I’ve got to get this stuff put away, so I’ll let you all get on with your meeting.” Cloud sheathed his knife and turned to Sephiroth. “Sir, do you want me to deliver that cake to Zack’s girlfriend, or would you rather keep it?’
Sephiroth looked at the cake still sitting in front of him. “Go ahead and take it to Miss Gainsborough, Strife. I’m sure she’ll enjoy it more.”
“Yes sir, I’ll do that then.” Cloud hopped off the conference table and pushed the cart over to the door, stopping to rebox the cake. “Happy Birthday, Sir. Ta Zack, see you when you get home.” With that, Cloud bounced out the door, leaving Zack and Reno still tied to their chairs.
End.

Comments (0) | Permalink

   hey
sup children.!!!!!!!!! i got new gauges!!!!!! size 0 now. and i can still feel the throbbing nesssnessness. lol. i'm in a really good mood, i don't know why.
Comments (0) | Permalink

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

   hey
sup children? haven't been here for a while and everything's rather dull, but can't do anything about that. sooo, any updates in your situations?
Comments (2) | Permalink

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

   lol
you look like a box of crayons!!!!
Comments (1) | Permalink

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

myspace bs
HEY SEXY....CAN I INVITE YOU OVER TO MY HOUSE.....SIT YOU DOWN ON MY COUCH....HAVE A LITTLE CONVO.....POUR SOME GREY GOOSE....AND TAKE YOU TO MY BEDROOM......LAY YOU DOWN ON MY BED.....AND TURN THE LIGHTS OFF ......LIGHT A FEW CANDLES.......WALK TO THE DRESSER AND TURN ON SOME MUSIC.....THEN WALK SLOWLY BACK OVER TO THE BED......GET UNDER THE COVERS.....AND ASK YOU TO DO WHAT YOU NEED TO DO TO GET COMFORTABLE....I SLOWLY CLIMB ON TOP OF YOU AND BEGIN TO KISS YOUR STOMACH....AND WORK MY WAY DOWN.....AND FINALLY I GET ON MY KNEES AND START....................PRAYING FOR THE NEW Air Jordan's I SAW THE OTHER DAY...MAN THEM BITCHES ARE SWEET..... GOTCHA ....I WONDER WHAT U WERE THINKING ABOUT WHEN U WERE READING THIS....SEND THIS 2 ALL THE SEXY PEOPLE U KNOW
Comments (0) | Permalink

myspace bullshit, it's hilarious
What Cuss Words Really Mean...
Body: The mom calls the husband a "bastard"

and then the dad calls the wife a "bitch"

and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a bitch and a bastard?"

and the mom says "well, a bitch is a lady and a bastard is a gentlemen"




and then later billy goes outside and hears his neighbors, and hears "Put your penis in my vagina!"


So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a penis and vagina?"



His moms says "Well Billy, a penis is a hat and a vagina is a coat"

and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "Shit"


and billy said "Dad, whats shit"

And then his dad says
"Well billy, Shit is a type of Shaving cream "


and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "fuck!"


and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats fuck?"

"Well billy fuck is a way cutting the turkey"


and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says


"Hello bitches and bastards, may i take your penis's and vaginas,
my dad's upstairs wiping shit off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen fucking the Turkey"

Comments (2) | Permalink