Sunday, May 24, 2009

Natalie LOL
Chris Parnell: We're sitting here today with film star Natalie Portman.

Natalie Portman: Hello.

Parnell: So, Natalie, what's the day in life of Natalie Portman like?

Portman: Do you really want to know?

Parnell: Yes, tell us...

Portman: I don't sleep motherfucker
Off that yak and Durban
Doin' 120 gettin' head while I'm swervin'

Seth Meyers: Damn Natalie you a crazy chick

Portman: Yo shut the fuck up and suck my dick
I bust in dudes mouth like gushers motherfucker
Roll up on NBC and smack the shit outta Jeff Zucker

Guys: What you want Natalie
Portman: to drink and fight
Guys: what you need Natalie
Portman: to fuck all night

Don't test when I'm crazy on that airplane glue
Put my foot down your throat
Till you shit in my shoe
Leave you screaming
Pay for my dry cleaning
Fuck your man
It's my name that he's screamin'

Parnell: I'm sorry Natalie, but are we to believe you condone driving while intoxicated?
Portman: I never said I was a role model.
Parnell: What about the kids that look up to you? Do you have a message for them?

Portman: All the kids lookin' up to me can suck my dick
It's Portman mother fucker
Drink till I'm sick
Slit your throat
And poor nitrous down the hole
Watch you laugh and cry
While I laugh you die
And all the dudes
You know I'm talkin to you
Guys: we love you Natalie
Portman: I wanna fuck you too
P is for Portman
P is for pussy!
I'll kill your fuckin dog for fun so don't push me

Parnell: Well, Natalie I'm surprised. All this from a Harvard graduate.
Portman: Well there's a lot you may not know about me.
Parnell: Really? Such as?

When I was in Harvard
I smoked weed every day
I cheated every test
And snorted all the yay
I gotta a def posse
And you gotta buncha dudes
I sit right down on your face and take a shit

Andy Samberg: Natalie you are a bad ass biiiiiiiitch (hell yeah! )
And I always
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Thursday, April 30, 2009

asdfghjkl
I'm a Demolition lover, I'm never Okay and I was welcomed to the black parade. I called my aunt Marie to help me gather all my things, Cos misery and hate will kill us all. I darkened my clothes, and I will never let them hurt you, I promise, but mama were all full of lies. I watched the early sunsets over Monroeville, I heard the news that I was dead, I even took drowning lessons. Bury me in black and all my favourite colours and take me from this hospital bed, because if it looks like I'm laughing I'm really just asking to leave. It was the roar of the crowd that gave me heartache to sing, but without you is how I disappear. I gave you blood, and we're all about to sell it cos its Tragic with a capital T. If I crash on the couch can I sleep in my clothes? I gave em hell kid, I hung em high, and to my parents despair, I even crashed the cemetery gates. I never told you what I do for a living because Honey, this mirror isn't big enough for the both of us, so shut your eyes, kiss me goodbye, and sleep. these are my famous last words, so long and goodnight!!!
Thank you for the venom!
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Wednesday, April 22, 2009

greek
"According to Greek Mythology, humans were originally created with 4 arms, 4 legs, and a head with 2 faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into 2 separate parts, condemning them to spend their lives in search of their other halves" 유♥웃
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Saturday, April 11, 2009

Movies to watch
A HARD DAY'S NIGHT (1964)
MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL (1975)
the science of sleep
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Sunday, March 15, 2009

Master BLACK&RED lyt
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I love.​.​.peeeeeeeeenis.<br /> <br /> 2. Right​ now I want.​.​.cock<br /> <br /> 3. I feel like.​.​.the dancing queeeen<br /> <br /> 4. I hate it when.​.​.I am bored<br /> <br /> 5. I fear.​.​.jazmin when she is hyper<br /> <br /> 6. I'm lonel​y witho​ut.​.​.Sensei, Hiro and cock<br /> <br /> 7. I need.​.​.cock rofl<br /> <br /> 8. Today​ I...sucked on cock and hanged out with Jazmin and Hiro<br /> <br /> 9. Tomor​row I'​m.​.​.going to a NERD FEST :]<br /> <br /> 10. I just.​.​.ate some b ootlegged luc<br /> <br /> 11. I want to meet.​.​.<br /> people?​<br /> 12. I'm hungr​y for.​.​.<br /> ​Fishhhhhhh!<br /> 13. I love it when.​.​.I get to go to All-South concerts.<br /> ​<br /> 14. I'm afrai​d of.​.​.talking trash cans. Still.<br /> <br /> 15. I'm liste​ning to.​.​.<br /> Smashing Pumpkins<br /> 16. I'm weari​ng.​.​.wearable things.<br /> <br /> 17. I wish I was in.​.​.West Deptford.<br /> <br /> 18. I'm cravi​ng.​.​.<br /> FISH, GOD DAMN IT!<br /> 19. I want to get.​.​.<br /> ​tickets to the damn All-South concert! D<<br /> 20. I can.​.​.​do anything better than you.<br /> >w<<br /> 21. I can'​t.​.​.get the balls to get my ass over to see him.<br /> <br /> 22. I have.​.​.lost my mind.<br /> <br /> 23. I haven​'​t.​.​.seen his face since September. (If Yuki reads this...shut up and just stop reading already.<br /> )​<br /> 24. I'm nervo​us to.​.​.take midterms.<br /> <br /> 25. My Mom think​s I'​m.​.​.<br /> a lesbian​<br /> 26. My Dad think​s I'​m.​.​.​someone who belongs at the Gunny Farm.<br /> <br /> 27. I think​.​.​.I should eat some pie.<br /> <br /> 28. I'm happy​ when.​.​.​questions don't repeat themselves. Cough cough.<br /> <br /> 29. I'm sad when.​.​.​he says all this stuff and isn't there right in front of me.<br /> <br /> 30. I like eatin​g.​.​.​cake. Well, was...​<br /> 31. I hate eatin​g.​.​.​everything. But I do anyway.<br /> <br /> 32. I love watch​ing.​.​.Godspell. I'm a freak.<br /> <br /> 33. I love liste​ning to.​.​.​Your mother screaming my name. (Burn.<br /> )<br /> 34. I like playi​ng.​.​.Guitar hero. Hooray for no life.<br /> ​<br /> 35. I hate wakin​g up to.​.​.what Steph said.<br /> <br /> 36. I can see.​.​.​your underpants.<br /> <br /> 37. I'm glad that.​.​.​I have friends...?<br /> 38. I'm disap​point​ed that.​.​.I still live here.<br /> ​<br /> 39. I look like.​.​.William Shatner.<br /> <br /> 40. I wish I looke​d like.​.​.Sam Lewis. 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