Tuesday, November 25, 2008

dfhfth
I KNOW!!

I'd rather them still be an underrated band than the whole world knowing about them but what can you do. I know every single person knows about "Welcome To The Black Parade" and it really pisses me off because they only like them for that reason! Also some people only like them because there "in" or Gerard Way is hott but i love them because of there music style and there unique songs and there "hidden song meanings".

Example:

~ Skylines And Turnsstiles is about Gerard's reaction to 9/11 because he SAW IT HAPPEN!
~ Demolition Lovers is about Gerard's feeling towards one of his earlier girlfriends
~ Helena is NOT about some "emo" person it is about GERARD"S GRANDMOTHER PASSING AWAY BECAUSE SHE (ELENA) HAD SUCH AN INFLUANCE ON GERARD AND MIKEY.
~ Headfirst for Halos is about Gerard's first show playing Peter Pan.


I also think people should listen to there older stuff from I, Brought You My Bullets, You Brought Me Your Love and Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge before making judgments!

And i don't even accuse them of "selling out" either they change big deal! Just deal with it and shut up! I think The Black Parade shows just how much they have grown since the hardcore screaming and rawness of Bullets to the Zombies and rock hardness of Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge.

Its just not right and it needs to stop NOW!!!

If you HATE My Chemical Romance then DON'T LISTEN TO THEM AND STOP FUSSING OVER AN AMAZING BANDS I MEAN ITS YOUR OPINION JUST KEEP IT TO YOURSELF!!

And did you know there comming out with a new cd??
Its supposed to be a concept one after The Black Parade and i am SO EXCITED!!!



♥ Edit ♥ FOR ALL YOU BABIES OUT THERE HERE IS WHAT THERE ALBUMS ARE BASED ON/ ABOUT

~ I, Brought You My Bullets You Brought Me Your Love is about Vampires, 9/11, Gerard and his girlfriend going through ups and downs.

~ Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge is about Zombies, High School, WAR and Gerard and the bands hardships

~ The Black Parade is about the PAITENT WHO DIES OF CANCER! (THATS WHY GERARD DIED HIS HAIR BLONDE TO "BE" THE PAITENT) Gerard's Fears, Teenagers, Gerard loosing his girlfriend (Famous Last Wrods)

THERE ARE YOU ALL HAPPY NOW!

* 1 year ago

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Thursday, November 13, 2008

magical playlist #'s
20;100;130;130;100;1;
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Saturday, September 20, 2008

nklygrfg
3 emotions you are currently feeling:
1.
confused
2.
down
3. uhh.. confused?

3 things on your mind:
1. that... ://
2.
weekendd
3.
da fuckk am i gonna wear tmrw???


3 things you hear:

1.
mariah careyy
2.
nicole yellingg my namee
3. my mum yellingg.


3 things you see:
1.
uh comp screen
2.
lil weezyy <3
3.
words?


3 things you want:
1. him.
://
2.
$$$
3.
airheads


3 things you fear:

1.
rabid rodents
2.
vacuums
3.
heights

3 things you are currently looking forward to:
1.
tmrw
2.
college
3.
freedom


3 things you want to say to someone/people but can't:

1. You never noticed anythingg, and even if u did, u did a hella good job beingg a fake azz bitchh.

2. Stop makingg those drippy noises in class plz..
3. You're not funny.
:]


3 things you did today:

1.
skool
2.
tennis
3.slept in class..

3 most visited websites:

1.
myspace
2. google.

3. youtube.


3 things that make you happy:

1.
certain people
2.
candyy
3. beingg alone in my house.


3 of your favorite days of the year:
dontt have any trickk.


3 songs you can't get out of your head:

1.
Bye Bye
2. My Love [[fuckingg Rayy...]]
3.
One Sweet Day


3 bands/artists you have been listening to a lot:

1.
mariah carey

2.
lil weezy

3.
eazy e

3 favorite places to shop:

1.
pac sun
2.
shiek
3.
zen

3 goals you have for your life:

1. meet tha richh, tha famous, and tha beautiful people.

2.
travel aroundd
3. pro chef.



3 things you would do if you knew you were going to die tomorrow:

1. blaze it.

2. blaze it.

3. fuck.


3 most attractive celebrities [in your opinion]:
dnt rlly caree.... haha.



3 favorite movies:

1.
Mallrats
2.
Dont be a Menace to tha South Central
3.
Friday


3 favorite tv shows:

1.
everyday italian
2.
barefoot contessa
3. good eats.


3 positive things you think about yourself:

1. hm.. i open up eazilyy?
2. uhh.. i like to sharee.

3. haa andd uhmm ... i knw how to make things fun :]

3 words that best describe your personality:

1. loud.

2. optimistic.

3. strait up brutal.
:]
-------------------------------------------------
[ NOW ]
Current mood:
i dnt even knw.
://

Current music:
one sweet day.


Current taste:
weed.



Current hair:
blahh, i need to do sumthingg wit it.



Current clothes:
bra and skinny jeans.



Current annoyance:
my fuckingg detentions.


Current smell:
pizza


Current thing I should be doing:
nadaa.


Current windows open:
windows media player, myspace.



Current desktop picture:
tha sea.



Current favorite band:
dnt rlly have a fav "band"

Current book:
uhh, midnite kiss.


Current cd in stereo:
bone thugz.
:]

Current crush:
ehh, itz not a crush... ://

Current favorite celeb:
dnt have onee.



[ DO YOU.. ]
Smoke?:
yeap

Do drugs?:
naw shit.



Have a dream that keeps coming back?:
naww.


Remember your first love?:
how can i not? i


Still love him/her?:
my FiiRST one? naww not even..
my secondd? yeahh.....

Read the newspaper?:
not regularlyy.



Have any gay or lesbian friends?:
yeahh

Believe in miracles?:
pft, i try to.



Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever?:
yeah it iz..


Consider yourself tolerant of others?:
tch, not even CLOSE.


Consider love a mistake?:
yeah.


Like the taste of alcohol?:
depends wat im drinkingg.



Have a favorite candy?:
air heads.


Believe in astrology?:
yeah a lil bit.



Believe in magic?:
not evn.


Believe in god?:
naw.


Have any pets:
yeapp


Go to or plan to go to college:
uh, i guess.



Have any piercings?:
ears onlyy.


Have any tattoos?:
naww.



Hate yourself:
nopee.


Have an obsession?:
nopeee.



Have a secret crush?:
yeah actually..

Have a best friend?:
uhm, yeah i guess.


Wish on stars?:
duznt workk.



[ LOVE LIFE ]
Ever been in love?:
yeah.



When did you lose your virginity?:
i still am tho.


Do you believe in love at first sight?:
naw naww.


Do you believe in "the one?":
i DID.
://

Describe your ideal significant other:
everythingg he wuz.
://


[ETC]
Have you ever played a game that required removal of clothing?:
haha yeahh.


Have you ever been intoxicated?:
no shit!

Have you ever been caught "doing something?":
da fuckk iz "something"?

Are you a tease?:
i can be.


Shy to make the first move?:
nopee. onlyy if i rlly like tha person tho.



[ APPEARANCE ]
Hair:
brown/blackk

Eyes:
shit brown.



Height:
5'1"


[ LAST THING.. ]
Bought:
cheetos and sobe.


Ate & Drank:
pizza and cokee.



Read:
this.



Watched on TV:
sum gay flip show.




[ EITHER OR.. ]
beer or cider:
beer.


drinks or shots:
shots.



cats or dogs:
neither.



single or taken:
singlee.


pen or pencil:
pen

gloves or mittens:
mittens


food or candy:
candyyy.


cassette or cd:
cd duh.


coke or pepsi:
coke i guess.




[ WHO DO YOU WANT TO.. ]
kill:
no one, da fuckk.


get really wasted with:
uhh, my homies.


look like:
no one. da fuckk.


avoid:
://

[ LAST PERSON YOU.. ]
saw:
my sis.



talked to on the phone:
dnt memberr.


hugged:
ray.


instant messaged:
dnt memberr.


kissed:
ray.



[ HAVE YOU EVER.. ]
Drank alcohol?:
naw shit.



Done drugs?:
duh.



Broken the law?:
yeaap.



Run away from home?:
fer lyk, 20 mins.


Broken a bone?:
naw naww.



Played Truth Or Dare?:
who hasnt.



Kissed someone you didn't know?:
yeahh haha.



Been in a fight?:
yeap.


Come close to dying?:
i dnt think so.



[ WHAT IS.. ]
Your bedroom like?:
gay and messy


Your favorite thing for breakfast?:
sobe and cheesecakee.


Your favorite restaurant?:
uhm, olive garden.



What's on your bedside table?:
alarm, books, paper, lighter, sobe bottle, skittles wrapper, cell phonee, mp3 player, batteries, andd a notebook.



What do you eat when you raid the fridge late at night?:
uh, nethingg sweet in there.



What is your biggest fear?:
height i thinkk,

Describe your bed:
not fixed


Spontaneous or plain?:
spontaneous.


Do you know how to play poker?:
no...


What do you carry with you at all times?
uhm,,,,,,,,,, mp3 player?


How do you drive?
pretty fast.


What do you miss most about being little?
how everythingg was so simple andd no boyz.


Are you happy with your given name?
yeah, but my last name can fuckk a ho.



What color is your bedroom?
white??


Have you ever been in a play?
uh, i think so.



Do poor, homeless, or starving people sometimes annoy you?
da fuckk, no.


Do you consider yourself to be a nice person?
uhm, @ times..
----------------------------------------------------
What did you reali​ze today​?​
That you should live in the present and stop planning your future...


Name one perso​n that made you smile​ today​?​
Penis xD no jking kim and sam XD


Hold hands​ with anyon​e today​?​
Nope.


What were you doing​ at 7:​45AM this morni​ng?​
Getting to school...

What will you be doing​ tomor​row?​
Makeing up for some much needed sleep xD

What is your favor​ite candy​bar?​
Uh...dont matter...


What was the last thing​ you cried​ about​?​
The war that the preseident started...


What are you weari​ng right​ now?
Pj's :D​



What was the last thing​ you ate?
An oreo cookie :D

Have you bough​t any drugs​ this month​?​
No but i have taken some drugs xDDD


When was the last time you ran?
Today in the gully xD


The last sport​ you playe​d?​
Soccer in gym 2day

Who is the last perso​n to send you a comme​nt on myspa​ce?​
Lisa



Do you take vitam​ins daily​?​
Nooo??



Do you go to churc​h every​ Sunda​y?​
I should...



Do you like Bubbl​egum?​
sure!


Do you drink​ your soda with a straw​?​
NOPE!

Day been rough​?​
No...


Look to your left what do you see?
penis XD JKING


Do you use chaps​tick?​
Yea...


What is your favor​ite numbe​r?​
8


Do you have a dog?
yuppers


Any plans​ today​?​
nope



Bigge​st annoy​ance in your life right​now?​
Uh...girls...


Last song liste​ned to?
just hold on remix of blink 182 and angels & airwaves XD

Are you jealo​us of anyon​e right​ now?
No..not really...

What is the last movie​ you watch​ed?​
Start the Machine xD


Do you hate anyon​e that you know right​ now?
Yea sorta...shes annoying...


Do you have a nickn​ame for your bfgf?​
Dont have a bf but i still call this one dude an asshole xDDD

How many best frien​ds do you have?​
Does it matter??
----------------------------------------------
1. I've come to reali​ze that my legs.​​.​​.
​
Need to be shaved...


2. I've come to reali​ze that my job.​​.
​
i need one...


3. I've come to reali​ze that when I'm drivi​ng.​​.​​.
​
I need to start...

4. I've come to reali​ze that I need.​​.​​.
​
To go see a doctor...


5. I've come to reali​ze that I have lost.​​.​​.
​
a friend... D:


6. I've come to reali​ze that I hate it when.​​.​​.
​
ppl complain and then when you ask for help they dont wonna hear it...


8. I've come to reali​ze that happi​ness.​​.​​.
​
can be made whenever you want...

9. I've come to reali​ze that certa​in peopl​e.​​.​​.
​
need to stop thinking about boys and get a life...


10. I've come to reali​ze that I'll alway​s be.​​.​​.​​.
​
a lying cheating bitch who cant help but be kind...

11.​​I'​​ve come to reali​ze that who I have a crush​ on.​​.​​.
​
A boy???


12. I've come to reali​ze that my mom.​​.​​.
​
Is a smart ass....

13. I've come to reali​ze that my cell phone​.​​.​​.
​
Needs like...to be cooler

14. I've come to reali​ze that when I woke up this morni​ng.​​.​​.
​
i like pie :D

15. I've come to reali​ze that last night​.​​.
​
was boreing...



16. I've come to reali​ze that right​ now I am think​ing about​.​​.​​.
​
a certain person...


17. I've come to reali​ze that my dad.​​.​​.​​.
​
is a big poopsie head...


18. I've come to reali​ze that when I get on MySpa​ce.​​.​​.
​
It makes my computer slow...


19. I've come to reali​ze that today​.​​.​​.​​.
​
was...not the way i wanted it to turn out...

20. I've come to reali​ze that tonig​ht.​​.​​.
​
is boreing...


21. I've come to reali​ze that tomor​row.​​.​​.
​
i will be sleeping till 5PM again :D

22. I've come to reali​ze that I reall​y want to.​​.​​.​​.
​
See someone...


23. I've come to reali​ze that whats​ annoy​ing me is.​​.​​.​​.
​
a total boy crazy bitch...

24. I've come to reali​ze that.​​.​​.
​
i like pie :D

25. I've come to reali​ze that life.​​.​​.​​.
​
Is hard...

26. I've come to reali​ze that my real frien​ds.​​.​​.
​
Are the only reason that i didnt jump off a brige by now :D
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Friday, September 5, 2008

weeeee
♥Loves (Random Order):♥
Video games, Sleeping, Kitties, Computers, Music, Nintendo, Tim Burton, Japan, Laughing, Candy, Pocky, HYDE, Leon S. Kennedy, Mario, Manga, Anime, Reading, Crispy Gamer, Gaming, HTML, Blogging, Wearing Cat Ears when I'm Bored, Gothic Lolita, Black & Blood Red, Gerard Way, Holding Hands, Pillows, Chicago, Shigeru Miyamoto, Laying Around, Shiny Things, Smiling, Friends, Japanese Food, Ben Gibbard, Paul Mercier, Gravitation, Eiri Yuki, Food in General, Cereal, Movies, Hayao Miyazaki, My Chemical Romance, Queer as Folk, Axe Body spray, Hot Guys that wear Axe Body spray, Gay People, Girls with Nice Boobs, Girls that let me squeeze their nice boobs, People that let me play with their hair, Geeky Things, Pretty Hair, Geeky Guys, Staying up late, Sleeping In, Staring out my bedroom window in the middle of the night, Rain, My Bed, My Mommy, My baby brother, My Best Friends, Snow, Johnny Depp, Musicals, Catherine Zetta Jones, Nintendo Fanboys, That smell of rain, Loud Music, Hugs, Kisses, Glomping, Ice, Green Tea, Water, Swimming, Pianos, Violins, Cellos, Playing Music, Death Cab for Cutie, The Postal Service, New Friends, Helping People Out, Kurt Cobain, David Spade, Helena Bonham Carter, Jack Skellington, Weird People, Interpol, Paul Banks, L'arc~en~ciel, iPod, Geeky T-shirts, Plushies, Coffee, Dance Dance Revolution, Learning new words. . .I can keep going. . .like. . seriously. . .♥

•Dislikes (Random):•
Being Bored, Being Depressed, Heartbreak, Crying, Maggots, Heights, Amusement Parks (SO NOT AMUSING!), Any kind of Pain, n00bs, HTML n00bs, Myspace n00bs, Ignorant People, Homophobes, PeOpLe ThAt TyPe LiKe ThIs, Wannabe' Ghetto People, Bigots, People that call me a 'Rocker' (FUCK YOU :D), People that consider My Chemical Romance "Emo" (FUCK YOU AGAIN :D), Obnoxious People, Racists, Narrow-minded people, Poseurs, People that assume I don't know shit about the Video game industry (Ignorant Fucks :D), X-box Fanboys, Trekkies, Halo Fanboys, People that make good bands into some sort of fad, SCARY MCR fans, Emo Kids, Whiny People, Scene Kids. . .Erm, yeah. . .I'll stop now.
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Tuesday, August 26, 2008

25 reasons to date a gamer!
25 reasons to date a gamer!

1) We know many positions
2) Strategically minded
3) Quick with our fingers
4) Practice with our fingers every day
5) Cos we are usually smart at what we do.
6) Female gamers know how to handle a joystick
7) Gamers usually have a great sense of humour
8) Most nerds/gamers will be careful and honest with the girls they date
9) Gamers are usually not very self-fixated
10) You never have to wonder where he is.
11) We dont sleep = 24/7 Lifeguard
12) We pay attention to details
13) We're low maintanance (pizza, coke and some snacks is all we need)
14) We understand the importance of effort = reward (Quest: Visit mother-in-law. Rewards: Lots of sex
15) We're easy to buy presents for. (we've probably been talking about the newest game for months)
16) We're easy to work out a schedule with (19:30: Him = raiding/grinding, Her= Gilmore Girls/!!@#% Eye)
17) We most likely have a wide selection of adult entertainment *see note above
18) We can keep going for hours.
19) We learns from mistakes.
20) We knows what buttons to press.
21) We can stay focused.
22) We dont cheat.
23) We got a good aim
24) They will agree to anything you ask them when you ask during a tough part of the game
25) We always want to explore new content
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Why Geeks and Nerds Are Worth It...
In the wide world of dating, there are many options. Do you go for the flashy guy with the smooth smile, or the dude in the corner typing away on his laptop? The following are reasons why I think my fellow females should pay more attention to the quiet geeks and nerds, and less attention to the flashy boys.

1.) While geeks and nerds may be awkward, they’re well-meaning 9 out of 10 times. That smooth dude with the sly grin and the spider hands? Wonder what HIS intentions are... plus, I’ve never had a geek guy not call me when he said he would. Score major points THERE.

2.) They’re useful. In this tech-savvy world, it’s great to have a b/f who can make your laptop, desktop, and just about anything else that plugs into a wall behave itself.

3.) They’re more romantic than they’re given credit for. Ok true, their idea of romance might be to make up a spiffy web-page with all the reasons why they love you, with links to pics of you and sonnets and such... but hey. It lasts longer than flowers, plus you can show your friends.

4.) Due to their neglected status, there are plenty to choose from. You like ‘em tall and slender? There are plenty of geeks/nerds who are. You like ‘em smaller with more meat on their bones? Got that too.

5.) They’ve got brains. Come on now, how can intelligence be a bad thing?

6.) Most are quite good at remembering dates. Like birthdates and such, especially if they know it’ll make you happy. Due again to their neglected status, they’re more attentive than guys who “have more options”. Plus, with all that down time without a steady girlfriend, they’ll likely have mental lists of all the things they’d love to do once they GOT a girlfriend.

7.) Sex. Yep. Sex. I’m not really familiar with this myself, but I’ve friends who’ve been intimate with geek guys and it’s raves all around. They say a virgin wrote the Kama Sutra... all that time thinking about sex, imagining sex, dreaming about sex, (they are male after all) coupled with a desire to make you happy? Use your imagination.

8.) They’re relatively low-maintenance. Most can be fueled on pizza, Twinkies and Mt Dew. No complicated dinners needed here, so if you’re not the best cook, eh. Can you order a pizza?

9.) Most frequent bars as often as slugs frequent salt mines. You won’t have to worry much about your geek guy getting his “groove” on with club hotties because, frankly, he’ll be too busy rooting around under his computer wondering where that spare cable went. You won’t have to worry about him flirting with other women because, 9 out of 10 times, he’ll zip right by them in a perfect b-line towards the nearest electronics store. I’ve seen this happen.
Me: “Eww. Victoria Secret’s Models... They’re so skinny. How is that feminine? You can see her ribs!”
Geek Guy: “ooooooo...”
Me: “Hey!” *notices he is staring lustfully towards the computer store*
Geek Guy: “What?”
Me: “Never mind...”

10.) Although he may not want to go to every outing with you, you can arrange swaps, as in, you’ll go to his Gamer Con dressed as an elf princess if he’ll take you to the ballet. Plus, if he doesn’t want to go someplace with you, you won’t have to worry much about what he’s up to. You’ll probably come home to find him asleep on his keyboard in a sea of Mt. Dew cans with code blinking from the screen. It’s ok. He’s used to this. Just toss a blanket over him and turn out the light.

11.) His friends aren’t jerks. I can’t stress this enough. You’ll more likely get “Omg! A GIRL!! Can I see?!” than “Hey hot stuff back that ass up here and let me get some grub on...” They’re awkward geeks too and will, 9 times out of 10, treat you with the utmost respect and, more than likely, a note of awe. A cute girl picked one of their clan to date? It could happen to them! Hope! Drag some of your single girlfriends over, open up a pack of Mt. Dew, crack open the DnD set and get working. Nothing impresses geek guys more than a girl who can hack-n-slash (well ok maybe if she can code... a geek can dream).

12.) They’re rarely if ever possessive. They trust you, so you can be yourself around them. You like to walk around the house in a ratty t-shirt for comfort? He won’t care. He does too! They won’t get pissy if you don’t wear make-up or don’t want to bother primping your hair. If you gain a few pounds, they won’t try their best to make you feel like crap.

13.) They’re usually very well educated. Physics majors and the like. See #5. You won’t have to listen to him blathering on about his car (ok maybe a little), he’ll have loads of other interesting things to talk about. Politics, world events, how much the chicken burgers down at the local place rock, so long as you douse them in hot sauce...

14.) You’ll almost never have to hear, “Yaw dawg whazzap!!” plop out of their mouths. Unless it’s in jest. They spell properly, use correct punctuation, and are able to tell the difference between the toilet and the floor. They almost never get “wasted”, so you won’t have to worry about coming home to find him and his friends passed out on the floor amidst a pile of beer bottles. Mt. Dew cans, perhaps...

15.) And the final reason why geeks and nerds make great boyfriends: They actually give a damn about you. Not how you look (though that’s a plus), not how skinny you are, not how much make-up you primp yourself up with, but they like you for you. That kind of thing lasts longer than “DaMN baby you got a fine ass!!!” Believe me.
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penissssss
i am: taking a survey
i think: probably too much
i know: a lot of things
i want: clarity, peace of mind
i have: a lot of good things
i wish: things would be easier
i hate: when things go wrong
i miss: some people I haven't seen in a really long time
i fear: that I won't get what I want
i feel: kind of content and discontent at the same time
i hear: my air conditioner
i smell: nothing right now
i crave: excitement
i search: for happiness
i wonder: what will happen in the future
i regret: not taking more chances
i love: when people love me
i ache: when I'm missing something
i care: about you
i always: listen to music
i am not: unkind
i believe: in the ability of people to change the world
i dance: randomly or never
i sing: to myself
i don’t always: put myself first
i fight: only if I really have to
i write: in my livejournal
i win: the ability of always aiming high
i lose: in a lot of my relationships
i never: intentionally hurt others
i confuse: my feelings
i listen: to music
i can usually be found: on my computer/in my room
i am scared: of being hurt by other people
i need: reassurance
i am happy about: the premiere of three shows tonight, the general state of my life and summer :)
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Friday, August 22, 2008

Nihongo Lesson.
Well at least I think this is helpful

Japanese has 5 basic vowels. They are romanized as 'a', 'i', 'u', 'e' and 'o'.

The vowels are pronounced like the 'a' in "awful", the 'e' in "bet", the 'o' in "fork", the 'i' as ee, and the 'u' as oo in "boot"

If the vowels are written in a combination, it could be pronounced differently. For example if an 'i' is after an 'a', "ai" would then it would be pronounced like the word "eye" in English.

And if the 'u' is after an 'o' like in "sou", then it would be pronounced as soh

The letter 'g' is always pronounced as the 'g' in "gone", never as the 'g' in "ginger"

The 's' is always hissed as in "so", never voiced as in "shadow"

The Japanese 'f' is not made by blowing air through the two front teeth against the bottom lip, rather it is made by lightly blowing air between your lips as if you were beginning to whistle.

The Japanese 'r' is never pronounced as the American 'r'. It is pronounced somewhat like the English 'd'. Instead it is made by lightly flicking the tongue off the gums behind the upper teeth.

And that's all I know
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Monday, August 11, 2008

Top 10
Top ten questions asked by geeks



Why do they put braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM ?



You know how most packages say "Open Here." What is the protocol if the package says, "Open Somewhere Else?"



If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?



If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?



If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?



If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?



How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the morning?



Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?



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Reasons to date a geek
Top 10 Reasons Why Geeks Make the Best Catch

It’s not generally realized that geeks (male and female) are the best catches. Americans focus on the glamour of the good-looking, the male jock and the statuesque female, and tend to make fun of second banana characters like Urkel. Yet, geeks (a.k.a. nerds, etc.) provide the opportunity to have much longer, more stable, and happy relationships. Here are the top ten reasons:

1. Geeks don't cheat. Geeks know that the grass only seems greener on the other side. They instinctively stay devotedly loyal to their lovers through thick and thin. Their social skills are also not well developed enough to support an affair.

2. Geeks appreciate their mates. Since you are likely to be one of the first persons a geek has ever had a significant relationship with, you will be treated well. A geek knows that there aren’t a whole lot of other possibilities. Frankly, geeks aren't quite sure how they ended up with the person they have attracted. When you date a geek, you know that geek will be yours for as long as you wish.

3. Geeks haven't formed bad relationship habits. After years of dating other people, the socially successful have become too confident to be intimate, think of partners as being only for their self-gratification, and focus on making themselves happy. None of this is true of a geek. The lack of past romantic partners allows the geek to approach lovers with the zest of a neophyte. Geeks are not full of romantic confidence. However, once encouraged, they are eager to please and enjoy their relationship.

4. Geeks are good at the things they try. Every geek has skills passionately developed over a long period of time. It could be role playing, chess, hacking, playing video games, or the ability to properly assemble a computer. So you know that geeks won't quit until they have learned how to make their relationship the best.

5. Geeks are not interested in status. Geeks became geeks because they chose to spend their time doing things that would not necessarily make them popular with everyone else in school, like sports and fashion. The ability to resist peer pressure is important to geeks. This means that a geek is more interested in your happiness than in looking good to others.

6. Geeks have imagination. Boredom is important to avoid to the game playing geek. A geek will seek new and creative ways to play, and this translates to relationships as well.

7. Geeks are happy and successful in their chosen field. No matter what their education level, geeks are able to make good incomes doing work that they enjoy. That eliminates one of the most frequent causes of relationship problems, since people who don’t like their jobs may take it out on their significant other.

8. Geeks are analytical. If they don’t get it right the first time, they look at what they did and figure out what to change. And when they DO get it right, they still keep finding ways to improve on it.

9. Geeks can concentrate. Geeks can focus their energy on one task with total intensity. Granted, the task they are focusing on may have more to do with writing new software for their Blackberry, but the fact remains that a geek, once set upon a task, tirelessly sets about to achieving a goal.

All of which means that…

10. Geeks want to be the best at what they do. So they try harder. And they never stop trying.
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