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Monday, July 7, 2008


HAHAHAHA
The beautiful guys get the ugly girls, and the ugly guys get the beautiful girls. But the beautiful couples get the ugly remarks. While the ugly couples get the beautiful lies.

Drop beats not bombs

dude STD's are the new black and like Dill's mom they get around

So would you say you are a positive pauly or a negative nancy? Perhaps a self loathing lucy?

I'm broke as a goat

Ok seriously guys, who took my bendy straw?

It's like you now have the power to find the cheesiest doritios!

You're the Turk to my JD

Service with a smile

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Wednesday, June 25, 2008


lk
starfox_suprmario

sk8erboy

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Monday, June 23, 2008


Pet Peeves
-People that sing infront of others &think they can sing but just can’t.
-New York on ’I Love New York’ & ’Flavor of Love’.
-People that think they’re all that when they really just aren’t.
-People that ruin a friendship because of teasing.
-Rachel Ray. {No offense, but she is VERY annoying.}
-People that act hella ghetto when they’ere really not.
-This boy from my PE class > >;.
-GIRLS that act like they’re in pain for attention.
-Older people that think that just because you’re younger, you’re stupid.
-People that TRY to throw a football to you, then it ends up going over your head.
-People that ditch others. OR, people that makes other plans with someone who has something ’better’ to do, when you already had plans with them.
-People that scream when a bird flys over them.
-People that take others food when they’re eating.
-People that laugh too much. I’m talking about at everything.
Person1:"Hi"
Person2:-laughs hysterically-
-People that like to point out the obvious.
-People that point out what they have & then show it off ; when nobody effin’ whats them too.
-Star Trek.
-People that go & do Cow Tipping. HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF SOMEONE TIPPED YOU OVER Dx ?
-People that are so annoying, they get mad over a pillow on the floor.
-When someone’s talking on the phone, another person cuts in.
-People that constanly chew on pencils, caps, ect.
-People that constanly bite their nails.
-People that don’t know when to shut the fuck up.
-People that love to have other PEOPLE to themselves.
-People that ignore people that TRUELY need the attention.
-People that cut themselves to get attention & Then labeling themselves as emo.
-People that love that Rap music that has no meaning &has no beat whatsoever.
-50 Cent. {I’m sorry, I HATE HIM .}
-Girls that make other girls cry.
-Girls that cry for no reason.
-Boys that are totally oblivious to girls affection.
-Kim from ’Thats Amore!’ I HATE HER . sadjlfs;
-More to come.

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Saturday, June 21, 2008


n00b
Whether you decide to accept it or not a vast majority of you on myspace are these things we like to call Noobs. This 'Noob' which isn't just a label has spread like an epidemic. What is a noob you may ask? Well, if you were to look in the Webster's dictionary or any other run of the mill dictionary you won't find a thing. But luckily for you, we don't just sit around and read the normal dictionaries all day.




Noob, N00b [noob] slang
- noun, verb,noobish, nooby, noobesque
1.One who talks as if they had a stroke on the keyboard and uses a series of symbols and numbers to create a new language of communication.


2. Someone very new to a game or website that has the confidence of a god but the intelligence of a half dead rodent.


3. The act of being immature beyond logical reasoning. In role play it the act of having the lowest quality edits or 'originals' as well as refusing to communicate without the use of def.1.

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Wednesday, June 18, 2008


choose
Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life.
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Tuesday, April 29, 2008


Music Playlist

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