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Thursday, September 23, 2004
and so the wind blows..and rains..and blows some more
Yea, NZ weather is beautiful especially if you get tired of the same old weather. It changes regularly about every couple of hours.
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I realized there was a really funny picture I wanted to post here..but didn't know how to. But Godel saw it. It was a guy from Sim2 and it was kinda..messed up.
Funny
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I was also thinking to myself how much music on the radio sucks these days. I'm actually almost starting to miss the ol' boybands 0__o
Honest!! Since it seems the new pop is actually punk, which is usually crap like Good Charlotte, Simple Plan and Yellowcard. They are all angsty, whiney and generic. At least with Pop you could hear the words.
Then there's that awful fad of Hip Hop, where music videos are on the verge of being pornographic, if it already isn't. You see characters like Chingy standing around in his 'cool' baggy clothing with a stupidly large amount of 'bling bling' which can only serve as weight training and to blind the audience enough to distract them form his odious music. Meanwhile he's surrounded by women.
Whore-ish women.
Slutty, under-dressed, over 'beautified', under-intelligent and overly fake. All which are trying their best to look naked as possible but can't because little kids are watching..oh wait..but having sex and making out and groping doesn't count because you don't see any boobies and other gentalia.
I don't know what music video I was watching (quite possibly Usher, or that dogg crap dude or I don't give a fuck anymore) but since I couldn't understand what the guy was complaining about, which was apparently meant to be in English..which can only be described as the equivalent spoken version of l337 or AOL speak.
So since I couldn't understand the vocals I had to study the visual body language and from what I can extrapolate, the girl (hereafter-mentioned as Whore) dumps the guy (hereafter-mentioned as Dude)...then Dude stalks Whore outside of a fancy clothing boutique to which she goes out and starts arguing with him.
I imagine the convo went something like this:
Dude: hey guuurl...I'm soooo cool, so you're soo going to want me back.
Whore: No man, I'm sooo like busy shopping right now!!
Dude: Fuck dat shit girl. Look at my bling bling and while you're blinded by that we can get it on.
Whore: P*** OFF!!! I'm #@$%*%&^ shopping!! *stalks back as sexily as possible into shop*
Then in the next scene the both of them are on a silk covered bed which is about to be ruined by the bodily fluids as a result of their physical intimacy.
What have a learned??
-Just because the girl dumps the guy doesn't mean she hates him. It's an excuse to go shopping for new lingerie so they could have jolly make-up-sex.
-I'm not slutty enough to get a boyfriend, let alone one with serious bling bling.
-bling bling is everything.
-I'm not black enough to be hot.
-My mini-skirt is 5 inches too long and my breasts are 3-4 cups too small.
Finally:
-Never have sex on good sheets, they'll get stained. |
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