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Saturday, October 9, 2004


  
^___^ Garfield was wicked, plus I just absolutely adore Garfield.

Garfield. Garfield. Garfield. Garfield. Garfield. Garfield. Garfield. Garfield. Garfield. Garfield. Garfield. Garfield. Garfield. Garfield. Garfield. Garfield.
^_______^

I'm finished.

Who watches Smallville? I don't normally but I did because I couldn't stop laughing at it.hehehe.

The episode was something to do with Clarke turning bad because of the red kryptonite so his Dad went off on some crazy tangent to bring him home.

Anyway, the part I wanted to share with you was when some bad guy (I have zero clue who he was except he wore glasses and looked vaguely like the guy who turned into jello in the first x-men movie) had taken Clark's parents hostage in order to get "something" of great value and the scene went something like this:

BadGuy: I know you're fast but do you think you can save them both fast enough..?
Clark:..*looks pained*...
BG:well, where is it?? *makes threatening gesture which was probably a signal to kill Clark's parents*
Clark: *looks pained* OK ok... *So he walks over to a cabinet where we had seen the kryptonite placed into a palm sized lead box. He continues to look pained and yells painfully when he opens the box with the kryptonite in it. He takes out the kryptonite and proceeds to cut his wrist with it and drip his blood into a JAM JAR. Then rolls over on the floor,pained*

BG:*closes jam jar and looks at Clark* WhAt's THIS???!
Clark on the floor: It's what you want...

No offense to the bad guy, but shouldn't he know what he was looking for in the first place?

Of course later they duct-tape the kryptonite to Clark's chest and drive off with him in the back of a truck...but he amazing part is when he suddenly feels that the effects of the bloody glowing rock that has been duct-taped to his chest is no longer as effective as before. Oh boy!!How convenient, now he can just wax his hairy chest by ripping off the kryptonite that has been duct-taped to his chest even though in a previous scene he was clearly incapaciated by just looking at the glowing green kryptonite.

*gasp* my sentences are getting way too long. But that's my fun for the day. Smallville is absolute rubbish.

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