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Monday, November 1, 2004


   Pineapple lumps=Chocolate covered pineapply flavoured chewy yellow stuff
Well, I thought I had updated but I guess I didn't : /

So anyway, the highlight of yesterdays trick-or-treating was really all the candy left over which I ate..mmm..

So after the initial little problem with the tiny little kid looking rather lost in my kitchen (read previous post) I got a whole bunch more afterwards.

I asked all of them if they had a trick for me but sadly :( none. That's so sad. So I ended up giving them candy so they'd go aw and stop being stupid on my doorstep.

Well, the best I got really was a randomish conversation:

BlondeFatBoy: Aw.. we don't have a trick.. hm.. oh wait! Look at this guy! He looks like a girl! Haw haw haw haw (yea, the "haw" is to accentuate how stupid I found him)
GuyWhoDoesn'tActuallyLookLikeAGirl: ..*shakes head*
BFB: Haw haw haw, I ruined your chances!!
GWDALLAG: hey?..whaddya mea-
BFB: Haw haw haw, oh wait you never had a chance to begin with haw haw haw

I quickly dished out the candy to shut him up and hoped that what piddling two piece I gave him would be enough to push his already obese weight into dangerously obese so he may die sooner of an obesity related diesease and rid us of his delightful existence.

He did not look like a girl, he just had long frizzy hair but was clearly of the masculine specie :P

Stupid candy grubbing kids and I noted that just about every guy that knocked were too well rounded. I was concerned about the one half my height but clearly carrying enough mass to crush me if i so denied him a sugary treat -_-"

Well, at least I got more than half the candy we started with.. muah ha.. ha hahahahahaHAHAH!!!!

THE PINEAPPLE LUMPS ARE ALL mine. miiine.. MIIIIINEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

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