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Thursday, December 16, 2004
You try lying awake for 3 days, see how you feel..
MyOtaku headlines read:
A Popular MyO Persona Goes Postal
AnchorLady: Local authorities were alerted when Mew Wem was found laughing maniacally at the local park.
*camera cuts to crime scene*
AL:Here are some eye-witness accounts we managed to gather before being removed quickly from this hostile environment.
EyeWitness1: blood.. everywhere. Oh my God! I-I-I.. I.. ah.. *cries*
EyeWitness2: I never knew there could be so much.. blood.. *cries*
EyeWitness3: No one saw what happened.. it.. then.. she just.. left!! AND WAS STILL LAUGHING!! *cries*
*Camera cuts back to AL*
AL: *cringes* Oh no.. *gulp* As you can see, it would appeare to be a very traumatic situation to watch. Unfortunately the police have been unable to find the whereabout of Mew Wem, however it has been suggested to them that they follow the "bloody red trail".
We managed to sneak an interview with an anonymous friend.
*Screen splits to show AL and pixelated avatar*
AL: How long have you know Mew Wem for?
AnonymousFriend: Its.. difficult to say, I mean, you just sorta lose track of time from visiting MyO's so often..
AL:How would you describe her character?
AnonymousFriend: ah.. I dunno. She's quite nice most of the time and does try to make her MyO as amusing as possible. Lately she figured out how to put pictures on to the site! But I'd definitely say cynical and sarcastic and really bad at making funnies.
AL: Did you think she was capable of such an atrocious act of violence? Do you feel as though you could be the "next" victim?
AnonymousFriend: Wow, well.. I'd have to say yes to the first question. Considering she has a strange habit of muttering under her breath about taking over The Otaku starting with MyO. As for the second question, no I don't feel threatened. If anything I'll just lock the door to MyO.
AL: Any final comments you'd like to make as a representative friend of Mew Wem?
AnonymousFriend: *sigh* Such a tragedy, right before Christmas.. I really wonder what those guys did to deserve it.
*camera goes back to just AL*
AL: Yes, indeed. Such a tragedy right before Christmas. What indeed did they do to deserve the treatment handed out by the ever-growing-popular MyO member, Mew Wem? These questions will hopefully be solved when the local police successfully capture Mew Wem. Until then it would be appreciated if anyone, anyone can offer any information on the location of Mew Wem to aid the police in her capture.
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I really haven't slept for three days, so I think I kinda flipped off my rocker (see last post). |
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