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myOtaku.com: Mew Wem


Thursday, April 29, 2004

C.O.O.L=Constipated Overated Old Lady
At least that's what the new fangled generation of primary schoolers call it.

Back in my day it was just "Constipated Old Old Lady". Far more simpler, but don't you think it's amusing that despite the decade difference in ages. You find that the little kids are laughing about the same things as we did at their age?

Actually a rather amusing thing happened at lunch. Immature, albeit but still, I don't remember the last time I laughed so hard.

We were playing Chinese Whispers and I thought of a great Shakespeare line that a friend of mine found rather hillarious (and dirty at the same time).

"Under your hard construction I must sit" is what I whispered into the ear of the girl to my left. When it finally got around it had magically morphed into "Under the circumstances you can see everyone's undies"...hehehehehehe...

I couldn't help it. I was paralyzed on the table in laughter, while they were asking me what the original message was.

That's just too funny.
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What wasn't funny and still isn't is physics. It's difficult enough trying to understand why d=ut+1/2at^2 is how it is without the two girls to my left gossiping.

Rather loudly about the same thing over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over AGAIN!!

Think about it...I have physics 4-5 times a week for an hour. For the entire hour I can hear their entire conversation about the same thing.

One of them recently got a boyfriend about a month ago and won't stop talking about him. It's always "Leon,Leon.Leon!Leon...Leon/Leon(Leon??!)"

The other one is always encouraging her and can't decide whether or not to go out with a guy.
"that's so adorable I remember how it was..."
"I'm jealous"
"why won't Carl text me?"
"Oh no, maybe he's giving up chasing me"

Then she continues to 'relate' to this 'budding' relationship by comparing it with her old ones then you end up with:
-"Benny was good to me"
-"Leon is the kind of person who takes a relationship so seriously. He almost killed himself after breaking up with his last girlfriend. They only dated for 2 weeks!!"
-"I don't know why I like Tze Feng, but I remember why...he was such a jerk"
-"Carl is too cool for me but I don't like him"
-"You should go out with Carl, you obviously like him"
-"It'll never work out between us.."
"I should text Carl ay?...but I can't I NEVER text him he ALWAYS texts me!!"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!I seriously just wanted StRAngLE the both of them. Whether I want to or not I'm now privvy to their 'feelings' about past, present and future relationships.

And yea, I did try discouraging them from talking about these guys so much. I mentioned to the girl with the bf (Leon) saying since he takes the relationship so seriously and the fact that she's afraid of hurting him it's emtional blackmail. She really appreciated that. But continued to talk about "Leon".

I told the other one:
Me:Just go out with Carl
Her:But he's too cool, and I don't like him.
Me:Then tell him to bugger off
Her:But I like it
Me:Then text him
Her:But I never text him first, he always texts me
Me:Then don't text him
Her:But what if he doesn't text me?
Me:Then he doesn't like you anymore
Her:Awww, but I don't want him to give up
Me:Then go out with him
Her:I don't want to go out with him

That's where I roll my eyes, sigh and try very hard to understand physics.

Constant reiteration of the same 'feelings' and facts and 'cute' little anecdotes about these guys is just driving me mental.

No direct offense to any guy in particular, but I think they're just too much work for the effort.

Btw, thank you for reading patiently about all my petty annoyances and rants.
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