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Achievements • yokage of the hidden village of texas yaoi, Offical Iruka Representative for Houston, TX. Anime Fan Since • ...blarg, like i can remember this stuff. probably about five.... Favorite Anime • Slayers, YGO, FMA, Naruto, Saiyuki Goals • I want to be the very best, like no one ever was! Hobbies • roleplaying, cosplaying, and photoshop Talents • hehe, i'll let you decide for yourself
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Courage.
To dream the impossible dream...
to fight the unbeatable foe.
To bear with unbearable sorrow
To run where the brave dare not go
To run where the brave dare not go
Though the goal be forever too far
To try though you're wayworn and weary
To reach the unreachable star
To reach the unreachable star
Though you know it's impossibly high
To live with your heart striving upward
To a far
Unattainable
Star
everyone needs a little light in their life, and here's some jokes to give ya'll a brighter day:
1:This guy walks into a pub and half his head is a big orange. He says: 'I'll have a pint of lager, please.' And the barman says: 'Excuse me, I couldn't help noticing, but half your head appears to be a big orange.' And the boy goes: 'Yeah, had that for a while now.'
So the barman says: 'How did that come about, if you don't mind me asking?' And the boy says: 'I was in this old junk shop when I found a lamp and when I gave it a rub this genie appeared.
He offered me the standard three wishes, and I said: 'For my first wish, I'd like every woman I ever meet to fall madly in love with me.' So the genie waves his genie hands and suddenly there's women looking at me. Then the genie says: 'What will your second wish be?' I said: 'I'd like a wallet with ?1million in it, and I can never lose it, it can't be destroyed, and every time I spend any of the money, it'll be replenished.' And the genie says: 'Your wish is granted. Now, what will your third wish be?' So I said: 'For my third wish, I'd like half my head to be a big orange.'
2: People have asked for the differences between marketing and sales. Perhaps these analogies will help:
* You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."
That's direct marketing.
* You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of your friends goes up to him and pointing at you, says, "She's fantastic in bed."
That's advertising.
* You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's telemarketing.
* You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You get up and straighten your dress. You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say, "May I," and reach up to straighten his tie, brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's public relations.
* You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says, "I hear you're great in bed."
That's brand recognition.
* You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You talk him into going home with your friend.
That's a sales rep.
* Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you.
That's tech support.
* You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be handsome men in all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto the roof of one situated towards the center and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!"
That's spam.
* You are at a party, this well-built man walks up to you and gropes your breast and grabs your bum.
That's Arnold Schwarzenegger!
* YOU LIKED IT! BUT 20 YEARS LATER YOUR ATTORNEY DECIDES YOU WERE OFFENDED.
THAT'S CALIFORNIA!
There is a Redneck, an Irish man, and a European man...
A genie appears and grants them each 1 wish.
The Irish man wishes he could go back home to Ireland.
The European man wishes he could go back home to Europe.
And the redneck wishes he had his friends back.
3:She Was So Blonde
She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
She thought a quarterback was a refund.
She tripped over the cordless phone.
She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
She told someone to meet her at the corner of "Walk" and "Don't Walk".
She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign here", she wrote Sagittarius.
If she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
When she heard that 90% of all crimes happen around the home, she moved.
She got an AM radio. It took her 9 months to figure out that she could use it at night.
She stood staring at the frozen orange juice because it said "Concentrate".
4:A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:
1. "Take it easy Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before!"
2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
5. "You know in Arkansas we're now legally married."
6. "Any sign of the trapped miners Chief?"
7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."
8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!"
10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
11. "You used to be an executive at Enron didn't you?"
And the best one of them all...
1. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is in fact not up there."
5:An accountant decided to leave his wife. He left her a note saying: "Dear Jane, I am 54 years old and I have never done anything wild. So I'm leaving you for an 18 year old blonde model. We'll be staying at the Sheraton."
He then packed his things and went there. When he arrived at the Sheraton, there was a message for him from his wife. It read: "Dear John. I too am 54 years old. I have followed your example and am staying at the Hyatt with an 18 year old Italian hunk. And I'm sure that you, as an accountant, will appreciate that 18 goes into 54 many, many more times than 54 goes into 18."
6:A language teacher was explaining to her class that in French, nouns unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.
"House" in French, is feminine -"la maison," "Pencil" in French, is masculine "le crayon."
One puzzled student asked, "What gender is computer?" The teacher did not know, and the word was not in her French dictionary.
So for fun she split the class into two groups appropriately enough, by gender and asked them to decide whether "computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun.
Both groups were required to give four reasons for their recommendation.
The men's group decided that computer should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computer"), because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later review
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be masculine "le computer") because:
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realise that if you had waited a little longer you could have gotten a better model.
Okay. That's all for now. Hope ya'll enjoyed that =0
Yeah......the backstreet boys actually managed ONE good song. I love that video...but vincent's past puts me in a rather morbid mood.
Well, I got my video card working again. actually, I didn't. I just made my old harddrive a slave, made a new one a master and put it in a new machine. Spiffy, neh?
But yeah, as i'm sure most of you know, I've been into FF7/Advent Children/Last Order/etc. lately. And my favorite couple in it is Sephiroth/Vincent. Perhaps it's just the poetry of them. Black and White, the rightous demon and the fallen angel, not to mention their pasts, how one man caused so much pain in both of their lives. Actually, all this love for the both of them has put me at odds with myself. The love I have for Hojo is trying to ownz0r my seph/vince love in teh chest ;o;
Anyways, Kakashi's computer was effin up earlier and she got offlines for a bit, but...I called her and suddenly, she's all 'stfu, i be back in 2 hours' and then she just fucking hangs up with me. Wtf? I AM SEME! >< i don't appriciate my uke's just hanging up the goddamned phone on me! I don't give a shit how pissed you are. You fucking say you love me, then bye and THEN you hang up. pisses me off...
Anyways, today was okay. Joe came to school today which was good, but Stuart wasn't there. that made me sad, because talent show is coming up and there's a song we wanna sing.
Ah well...
Well, yeah, like i said, i'm feeling a little morbid, and a little pissy because of kakashi. May post more later...prolly wont.
When you feel all alone
And the world has turned its back on you
Give me a moment please to tame your wild wild heart
I know you feel like the walls are closing in on you
It's hard to find relief and people can be so cold
When darkness is upon your door and you feel like you can't take anymore
Let me be the one you call
If you jump I'll break your fall
Lift you up and fly away with you into the night
If you need to fall apart
I can mend a broken heart
If you need to crash then crash and burn
You're not alone
When you feel all alone
And a loyal friend is hard to find
You're caught in a one way street
With the monsters in your head
When hopes and dreams are far away and
You feel like you can't face the day
Let me be the one you call
If you jump I'll break your fall
Lift you up and fly away with you into the night
If you need to fall apart
I can mend a broken heart
If you need to crash then crash and burn
You're not alone
'Cause there has always been heartache and pain
And when it's over you'll breathe again
You'll breath again
When you feel all alone
And the world has turned its back on you
Give me a moment please
To tame your wild wild heart
Let me be the one you call
If you jump I'll break your fall
Lift you up and fly away with you into the night
If you need to fall apart
I can mend a broken heart
If you need to crash then crash and burn
You're not alone
~Crash and Burn-Savage Garden
Yeah...
Well, I spent friday afternoon - last night at Kakashi's house. We played FF7 muchos and I became the offical Chocobo breeder. <<; Kiba's the Materia man and Kakashi just gets through the real game. T-T it's my goal in life to get that damn Golden Chocobo so that we can get Vincent's forth stuffles and The Knights of Round summon materia.
Well, more junk is going on with Mizuki. I'm still really worried about her, she just can't see. I'm helping her the best to my ability and doing what I think is right. I don't think she believes that though...maybe next time I should just ask her what she wants me to do..
=0 Hey, actually, I just got through talking with EJ (Tala's gf-ness) and it sounds like things are going alot better.
Oh my god, I think I just took a sigh of relief. Oh my god!! I can breath again XD!!!
Ah, the wonderful thing of a breath of fresh hope.
*dance dance* my day was just madeeeee!
It sounds like Tala's got herself back together and that makes me happppppppyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!
^-^o^-^o^-^!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, in other news...
ADVENT CHILDREN COMES OUT ON TUESDAY!!!!!
WE ARE SO WATCHING THAT AT SHIOKAZECON WHILE I'M IN MY HOJO COSPLAY!!
I'm sittin' in the railway station
Got a ticket for my destination, mmm
On a tour of one night stands
My suitcase and guitar in hand
And every stop is neatly planned
For a poet and a one-man band
Homeward Bound, I wish I was
Homeward Bound
Home, where my thought's escaping
Home, where my music's playing
Home, where my love lies waiting
Silently for me
Every day's an endless stream
Of cigarettes and magazines
And each town looks the same to me
The movies and the factories
And every stranger's face I see
Reminds me that I long to be
Homeward Bound, I wish I was
Homeward Bound
Home, where my thought's escaping
Home, where my music's playing
Home, where my love lies waiting
Silently for me
Tonight I'll sing my songs again
I'll play the game and pretend
But all my words come back to me
In shades of mediocrity
Like emptiness in harmony
I need someone to comfort me
Homeward Bound, I wish I was
Homeward Bound
Home, where my thought's escaping
Home, where my music's playing
Home, where my love lies waiting
Silently for me
Silently for me
~Homeward Bound-Simon and Garfunkle
I always think of this song when I'm on vacation. Frankly, it was the only song I had stuck in my head a while back when I was going to NY.
Anyways, this week's been fairly interesting. Some stuff going on with Mizuki I didn't expect.
She's promised to let EJ and I help her find the real her again, which makes me happy, but there are still some things bothering me.
a: she says she has MPD. Multiple Personally Disorder. Which is clearly bullshit, because if you suffer from it, you don't know until a physcologist says you have it. Then those sudden black outs you suffer from seem to make sense.
b:before she promised, she was being real childish. I mean, I'm 14 and I'm fairly sure I was being more mature then her. Kinda sad, ja know?
I'm pretty sure that's all.
Anyways, in my other parts of life...
Okay, as most of you know, or should by now:
This is Yuki-Vixen Enzeru Shintuski. My OC furre character who i've had for about four or five years now.
I've been drawing him for that long as well. In many different styles and in more positions then I can count.
But.
I've never drawn any sort of dirty drawing with him.
Infact, i've never done a dirty drawing.
Well, that changed the night before last.
I actually drew yuki porn. And it came out pretty good I think. The hands are just a little off, just a little small.
I also drew another picture of Iruka. I haven't done it in a long time and I missed him. And I drew a picture of Reno from FF7/Advent Children/Last Order/Everything Else Reno is in. *whispers*retarded little spazzy uke boy...
Anyways, I got to go now. I'm taking my harddrives out of my machine so that kakashi and back em up before I upgrade my windows 2000 prof. to XP.
TTYL, yohs!
Anime:
Of all time - Slayers
Of the moment - Saiyuki
Game (Video):
Of all time - Bloody Roar
Of the moment - Dynasty/Samurai Warriors
Game (Board):
Boxers or Breifs
Book:
The Giver
Manga:
Utena
Music Genre:
Classic Rock
Band:
The Beatles
Movie:
Moulin Rouge/Love Actually
Song:
If I Fell - The Beatles
Food:
Sushi
Flower:
Rose
Operating System:
Microsoft Vista ((;o;))
Season:
Fall
Weather:
Rain
Time of Day:
Night
Language:
English, Spanish and Japanese. They all have a gorgeous flow to them.
Way of Killing a bug:
Lysol. Make them suffer >)
~Or~
Nintendo, Sony, or Microsoft?
Nintendo
Chevy or Ford?
Ford
Boxers or Breifs?
Boxers
Cats or Dogs?
Dogs
Simpsons or Family Guy?
Family Guy
Pokemon or Digimon?
Pokemon
The Rolling Stones, Elvis, Or the Beatles?
The Beatles
Literate or Netspeak?
Literate ((oh for that is holy LITERATE))
Shower or Bath?
Shower
~Other~
Where are you right now?
Texas
Where were you born?
Texas
Where do you plan to live?
Texas
Where do you want to die?
Texas ((Yee the fuck Haw!))
How do you wanna die?
In my lover's arms.
What's your perfect man look like?
Tall, but not too tall. With glasses and deffinitly smart. Gotta be stable, but not afraid to take a risk. and perferably good looking if you know what i mean >>;;
What's your perfect woman look like?
A little shorter then me, wears glasses and has long hair for me to play with.
Their personalities?
Look up to me in some aspect and love me for who I am. Always show me that they have faith in me, and believe in me and all I can do. They should be able to teach me something, and not be afraid to be taught in return, easy to get along with and perferably laid back, with making uber cute uke noises when i poke them. Also, they shouldn't be afraid to be on top, or bottom, in bed.
Who are your best friends?
Kakashi, Kiba, Mizuki, Stuart, Taylor and Joe.
How many siblings do you have?
6.
What are their names?
(in order from oldest to youngest)
Ben
Andi ((my only sister))
Josh
Mikey
Danny
Erik
((i'm the last one!))
Talking away
I don't know what I'm to say
I'll say it anyway
today's another day to find you
Shying away
I'll be coming for you love O.K.
Take on me
Take me on
I'll be gone
in a day or two
So needless to say I'm odds and ends
But that's me, stumbling away
Slowly learning that life is O.K.
Say after me
It's no better to be safe than sorry.
Take on me
Take me on
I'll be gone
in a day or two.
The things that you say
Is it live or just to play
My worries away
You're all the things I've got to remember
You shying away
I'll be coming for you anyway
Take on me
Take me on
I'll be gone
in a day or two
~"Take On Me" - A-Ha
Well, I'm staying home from school today because my throat fucking sucks >< It hurts like bloody hell...and Bloody hell hurts!!
But yeah, anyways, I'm really behind in alot of math homework, so if I can, I'm gunna take today to finish all that shit.
Also, my uncle, that retard, killed my video card. We need to reinstall the driver but everytime we try it says it's not compatable with the machine >< so the screen's all blotchy and shit right now.
Oh gods my throat hurts T-T
well, i'm tired and..in pain. So i'm gunna go now. I may post more later. ttfn, yoh.
