~Ni Hao.~
Yeah, Christmas is in the air. Sigh... It's so romantic... People are starting to wear Santa hats and giving gifts away. Which reminds me, I got to go shopping again!
~I Forgot To Get The:~
2 New Year Teddy Bears
Ok, I was in Math last period.
Miasma: Ahh! Math evil!
Me: C'mon, a little Math couldn't hurt.
Miasma: Really? (Turns on a clip.)
August 6, 1945, at Hiroshima, Yukito Hamajima, a young eight-year boy, was at school. His teacher asked him what was 2+2. He didn't know. Suddenly, the atomic bomb exploded, and everyone was killed.
Me: T_T Made that up, eh?
Miasma: ^^;; Yeah. But that's why Math is evil!
Me: Sigh.
Math was fun. Supplementary, complementary, triangles. Those are the pointy ones, right?
~Question of the Day!~
1. If you could be one famous actor/actress for a day, which would it be? (Name the country where the actor/actress is from.)
2. Why would you want to be that famous actor/actress?
Me: Ok, I'm going to try to convince to Miasma that Math isn't evil.
(Looks at the frightened, in a fetal-position Miasma.)
Me: Hey, Miasma, what's pi equal?
Miasma: Pi equals 3.14! Did you know that the circumference of a circle is pi times the diameter?
Me: o_O I'm scared now...
~Jai Jian! (I think I should stop saying the same thing... Maybe "Wo Ai Ni?" Or "Xin Nan Hao?"
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Sunday, December 12, 2004
~Still At Houston...~
~Good Noon To Ya All!~
Yes, I'm still at Houston. We slept at a friends' house. In the morning, we went to church. We bought some shish-ka-bobs, chicken wings, and egg rolls there. (Although many Vietnamese churchs sell stuff after mass, who else sells stuff AFTER A MASS?!) Then, we went to eat pho'? (Sometimes, a guy gets sick of eating pho'? if you eat it everday.) Except my mom slammed the car door in my hand and two fingers came off. I'm joking 'bout that. The two fingers were just red and sore and inflated. I just ate fried rice instead. Then, we went to go look at houses. Yes, houses. My parents want to move. Something about my education? So, now I'm here. I'm going to put up something funny for you guys to see. It cracked me up! (But I think you have to be logged on to Neopets to see it.) It's about a game show, like Survivor, where the people have to play to LIVE. Yes, literally LIVE. If they lose, they don't get kicked out. They get KILLED. (I was thinking, WHO PUTS EVIL COCONUT NATIVES KILLING NEOPETS STAFF MEMBERS?!)
~This Is My Favorite One!~
~If You Want To See All THIRTEEN Killings...~
~Bye Bye!~
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Saturday, December 11, 2004
~In A Rush Now!~
Hi, peoples. I'm in Houston right now. I wish I could explain more about my day, but I got to get to the Galleria! And Hong Kong Mall!
I went to Pearland today. We look at some houses because my parents decided if they wanted to move or not. I met my two ANNOYING cousins, Sophia and Julia. They're sick. They groped my and touched me in WRONG places. Not going into detail. ^^;; And I kept shrieking in darkwolfgirl's ear. Sorry 'bout that, Alaina! ^^;; After that, I ended up here.. It's about 7:30 P.M. Central. I'm heading over to the Galleria. Hello Kitty store, here I'm come! Yeah, this is my Christmas shopping day, but it's going to start at 7:30 P.M.! That's kinda late...
~After The Shopping...~
Yes, I'm in a rush again. This time to go home. I went to Hong Kong Mall, but not Galleria. Little time, eh. Wanna hear a funny story while I was shopping?
Me: (Enters store.) Hello.
Female Clerk: Hello. Can I help you?
Me: Yeah. Do you sell Mashimaro?
Female Clerk: Yeah. (Shows A LOT of them behind her.)
We have a rapper, a wizard,...
Me: Do you have a plain one?
Male Clerk: Do you mean, like a NAKED one?
(All laugh.)
Me: Sure...If you put it that way.
Male Clerk: Here's one. (Shows a Mashimaro holding a CIGARETTE!)
Me: ^^;; No thanks.
Female Clerk: Here's one. (Shows Mashimaro wearing a jacket.)
Me: Uhh, sure.
Female Clerk: It's $6.48. How much ya got?
Me: (Checks.) Aww...only $6.
Female Clerk: Don't worry, you don't have to pay the cents.
Me: Ok, thanks! ^^ (Pays, then leaves the store.)
And now, here I am. ^^ Guess what? When I was shopping for a Keroppi, and all of you said that Keroppis aren't manufactured anymore. Well, you're right! But YueMoon found one, in a big pile of stuffed animals! It was probably never bought in a few months, or years, but it still looked new. And IT WAS THE ONLY ONE LEFT IN THE ENTIRE MALL! Yeah, I checked every store that sells plushies. And yeah, when I went to go buy that Mashimaro, it was for Trangie's little brother. He thinks Mashimaro are cute. That's nice. Good thing he's not perverted like me lil' cousins. ^^;; Wells, my parents and my older brother went to a restaurant. I had to stay home to watch my little sister, YueMoon. While I'm typing on this computer, the "relatives" are watching an Asian soap opera. I guess you could call it "soap opera." Or maybe a movie. But it has episodes, so it can't be a movie. I'm sleeping in Houston, and I forgot to recharge my cell phone! No more celly... Poo. Anyhows, I'm going to pig down on soda!
~Wan An!~ (~Good Night!~)
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Friday, December 10, 2004
~TOO Much Mess!~
~Ni Hao Mah? Wo Shi Pu Pu!~
I REALLY have NO idea of what I SAID. ^^;:
Today, I hit Izumi-Yumi. And I broke a PART of her glasses. And I only broke the "noseholder" part! I didn't mean to. I tried to slap her. She's always treating me like dirt. Like I am nothing to her, like I have no heart, and no feelings. Well, guess what? I DO! I have my reasons, though. I bet sad_reflectionz and Izumi-Yumi are starting to talk "mess" about me. "Mess" is like talking about someone badly, sometimes lying. Or is that gossip? Or rumors. They also do that to ALL the people they hate. I THINK that's why I stopped hanging with them.
~Ranting Over!~
Let's see. WE took a test in Math today. It was REALLY easy! Volume, area, etc. Cylinder volume is confusing, though. Let's see. spongebob12 isn't our friend anymore. But I'm feeling sorry. And darkwolfgirl is hating me. She's evil. I KNOW what SHE DID. KNOW! I KNOW! Ok, wait. I just made friends with spongebob12 again. Hehe, all in one post time, eh? Oh yeah. Now I added two more things to my "Buy These Things For My Friends So That They'll Have A Good Christmas To Make Them Feel Good Or They'll Get Jobs As Coal Miners And I Don't Want That To Happen List."
~Here's What's New!~
2 Year Teddy Bears
Note: When I say "Year," I mean THOSE bears with the year number on their feet.
Good Luck! I know that you guys have tests piling up and up! Me, too. It's the end of the semester. I have tests too. I took my English, Math, and Science TAKS test today. The government makes us take these tests to see how smart we are! Fight "The Man!" ^^
~Questions!~
1. How many tests do you have to take this/these week/weeks?
~Answers!~
1. Umm...I guess about 4 TAKS tests.
~Pu Pu Shi Bu Yan!~
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Thursday, December 9, 2004
~Anime And Manga...Banned?!?! NOO!!!~
~Miao!~
It seems nobody comes to visit anymore. It's either my picture scared the heck out of people, or Christmas is keeping everyone busy.
Hi peoples! Yes, the "Subject" is true. See, today, a teacher found a manga book on the desk. She was curious, so she skimmed through the book. In the manga, it had A LOT of NUDITY! (It was one of those dirty mangas.) And guess what? Manga and anime IS now BANNED in our school. Anyone caught with manga or anime is suspended. Think of how horrible we feel...All because of this girl bringing dirty manga to school. I hate that girl! Izumi-Yumi, darkwolfgirl, and prideof_thelions, are hating this, too. If you guys are wondering, the manga was "Wild Act." It's not THAT dirty, but some of the volumes are.
BlueKitsune has started gambling, betting, buying stocks, etc. The usual stuff. Haha, guess what? ^^;; During Math class, after I finished my test, I was SO bored, and I picked up a piece of paper and started to draw on it. When I turned on the back to draw more, I discovered it WAS my TEST! LOL! LOL! Screw me. Let's see. prideof_thelions missed the bus. Not really exciting. And we tried to "cut up" this guy. Haha, it was SO funny. Ok, I made an "O" shape with my fingers and started trying to poke his face. He was screaming and screaming. LOL. And we had a salt-eating contest on our bus today. I can't believe that girl ate a large chip bag full of salt! Man, I hope she doesn't faint. I'm going to the Galleria on Saturday. I have to finish my Christmas shopping or death will visit upon me. Keropis, I need.
Miasma: (Unconscious.) I love Keropis!!! MUAHAHAHA!!!
(Moon smacks Miasma with a frying pan.)
Me: Uhh...Yeah. Well, we gave some anestethic to Miasma yesterday. It's supposed to wear off in 3-9 days.
~Personal Question!~
1. What is your favorite part of eating assorted chocolates?
~Answers!~
1. When I eat assorted chocolates, I like to NOT look at the chocolate key and try to guess what chocolate flavor it is before I take a bite out of it. ^^
~Jai Jian.~
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Wednesday, December 8, 2004
~Internet Something Something.~
(Curtain opens.)
~'Ellos.~
Yes, our TAKS test is coming up on Friday and parts of next week. This AND next week will be tough. Studying, studying, studying...
Moon: Remember! Presents!
Me: When'chya get back?
Moon: A few days ago.
Me: Where's Miasma?
Miasma: He's dead.
Me: Ok.
That reminds me. Next week will be he last week of school until Christmas break! I have to buy the gifts this Saturday or else!
(Ceiling falls down, along with Miasma.)
Moon and Me: o_O???
In our school, they're installing a lot more Internet wire-thingies. There's been wire and ladders everywhere around school! And ceilings have been falling... Ya know, they've demolished two schools already!
Moon: Three.
Me: Whatever.
So why not us?
(Another ceiling falls, causing Miasma to get a bump on his head.)
(Moon sits on Miasma.)
Moon: Yep, he's unconscious.
Me: He'd make a nice couch.
(Stuffs Miasma into the couch.)
Anyways, that's all. I was GOING to do SOMETHING, but now I forgot.
Miasma: (Unconsciously.) Chuppies! And Pochaccos! And Keropis! Hello Kitties! Batzmaru! I love them all!
Moon: Well well, now we KNOW something about him.
(Miasma grabs Moon.)
Moon: o_O;;
Let's see. On the bus today, some people were shouting out to random people on the street, "Hey! You're sexy!" LOL ^^ It was SO funny! Some people looked back at them, like "o_O???"
Anyways, I'm going now! Bye!
(Closes curtain.)
(Another ceiling falls on Miasma.)
Miasma: I LOVE GUYS!
Moon and Me: o_O!!!
Me: We don't need to know anymore.
Moon: That's right!
(Takes bat and KNOCKS Miasma until he's un-unconscious. Me joins in.)
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Tuesday, December 7, 2004
~A Lil' Too Preppy!~
~Ni Hao!~
Some people "claim" they're not preps, but they act SO much like preps. Anyways, during Math, three Math classes went into the library. I can't believe all THOSE classes could fit in the whole library! We kept baby-talking Dustin, this guy I was sitting next to. The teacher went like this: (Baby-talk.) "Aww, Dustin, you shouldn't play with the mean sharpeners. Evwything is a meanie." And it went on. Our next semester test is coming up, so that's why we were all in there. I think it's the TAKS test. Wait, I need to do my circumference. And Trangie's yelling at me to do it. Oh yeah, that reminds me! spongebob12, Trangie, "Purple Dinosaur," and I were talking stupidly in Reading today! The teacher was busy decorating the room, so we did nothing! Trangie kept saying "Egg nog, egg nog, egg nog." Then "Lights, camera, action." Other stuff she said too. And I have a picture of chibi darkwolfgirl! MUAHAHAHA!!! She's the Chili Pit Pillsbury Doughgirl. She's killing me just for drawing it... -_-;; This is going to go on if I don't destroy it. I told her I was going to put it on MyOtaku and then she tried to kill me more. I'm going to go do my Math homework now...and avoid darkwolfgirl.
~I'm Hiding Under My Bed. If You Don't Tell darkwolfgirl, She'll Never Find Me In A Million Years!~
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Monday, December 6, 2004
~What An Unusual Beginning To Christmas...~
~Ni Hao, Yakiimoshi!~
I think that's a cute name. It means "fried rice cake" in Japanese. But it also means "jealousy" in Japanese. Sometimes I hate homophones...
Anyways, today, I asked my friends this same question:
1. What's your favorite animal?
Wanna know why? You see, as you probably know, Christmas is coming soon. I only have two weeks of Christmas shopping. I need some help too.
2. (For any people who live in the Houston area.) Does anyone know a good place to find a Keropi stuffed animal? I don't think they make those anymore...But if anyone knows where I can get one, tell me. It's for a friend...
Let's see, one of my friends asked for a German Shepherd. I was, like o_O??? She changed her mind and asked for a wolf. Still, o_O??? I'll just buy her a wolf plushie. And another one is getting a Hello Kitty plushie. So this is what I need to buy:
1 Keropi doll
1 Hello Kitty doll
1 Wolf plushie
This is what I already got:
1 Cinnamoroll doll
To buy the rest, I'll probably need $30. I think one doll will cost about $10. The Cinnamoroll cost me $17! Wells, I'm going to need a plan to buy all of these before December 18...
(Looks at classroom.) Huh...My classmates are jumping up and down in Tech. class...? I think they're trying to dance...? I heard that GSamurai ran away from home and school. During class, we were wondering what happened to him. spongebob12 said "Maybe someone kidnapped him." Trangie said "Maybe he got raped." We were, like "o_O???" Someone called my last name "Hoes" today. And I finally go to Tet (Chinese New Year.) practice today! I haven't gone in weeks...
~(Sweetly.) Hi! I'm selling lemonade. One cup costs $30. Care to buy one? (Evilly.) BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T, I'LL KILL YOU!!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!! (Takes a butcher knife out.)~
New!: I HAVE JUST RECIEVED NEWS THAT MIASMAMOON IS BUYING A LITTLE BOY A MASHIMARO DOLL FOR CHRISTMAS. MIASMAMOON: WHEN WILL THE PRESENTS END?!?!
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Sunday, December 5, 2004
~Houston Fun!~ (This Is Saturday...)
~Yawns...~
Hey. It's about eleven at night. (Central Time.) Sorry for posting so late. I was in Houston earlier and had some fun! ^^ My siblings didn't come with me! Yay! When I came home, they started yelling at me for leaving. We asked them if they wanted to come with us! They wanted to stay home and play with their "precious" computer! Bah!
~What I Did In Houston Today!~
9:00 A.M.
We stopped at a pho'? restaurant. I ate pho'?, of course. (Duh.)
9:30 A.M.
We stopped by Hong Kong Mall. I bought a Christmas gift for darkwolfgirl. (With my own money! ^^) I started talking to darkwolfgirl with my cell phone. Two times in the mall. When I was at the Hello Kitty store, talking to darkwolfgirl, her mom asked me, "Do you like my daughter?" I was like, o_O...No? I heard darkwolfgirl laughing out SO loud in the background.
3:00 P.M.
We left the mall.
3:30 P.M.
We came to this alteration (For clothes.) store, where I met one of my parents' old friend. I called darkwolfgirl again with my cell phone. This time, spongebob12 was at her house. They were having a sleepover. I called AGAIN after that call to ask her what prideof_thelions, Izumi-Yumi, and Trangie would like for a Christmas present.
7:00 P.M.
We came to my parents' friend's house. It was nice. I called darkwolfgirl AGAIN. As I was calling her, spongebob12 picked up the phone at that time. I asked her what she wanted for Christmas. She asked me for those, little strips of paper to make paper stars. I couldn't believe it! I told her I was just at the store (The Hello Kitty store I was at 9:30 A.M.) that sold the paper stars when I last called them. If they would've told me, I could've bought it!
Weird: Alaina was DOING something to spongebob12. She left the phone on. I HEARD the WHOLE thing.
7:15 P.M.
spongebob12 called me with darkwolfgirl's phone and asked if I could order her some pizza. T_T How could I deliever a pizza if I was a city away? Oh, yeah. I wanted to go to the Galleria, but it was too late. Wah.
7:45 P.M.
My parents' friend and her son treated us to a restaurant. It was fancy. There were Chinese paintings, aquariums, Chinese pottery and lots of statues. You probably recognize the dragon and phoenix from the Chinese, eh? There was a statue of that too. Guess what? You know that mall I was just at that sold the paper stars? It was across the highway! I couldn't believe it! I asked my parents if they could drive me because the mall closes at 8:00 P.M. and I had SOME time, but they said no. So I just...ate.
9:00 P.M.
We started to drive home.
11:00 P.M.
I just got home, and here I am, typing what I did today. That's all. ^^ Thanks for listening.
~Jai Jian!~
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Friday, December 3, 2004
~Bullsh!t, Go Fish!, and Thirteen!~
~Ni Hao!~
I had fun today. Trangie, darkwolfgirl, Izumi-Yumi and I were in the Gym, playing Bullsh!t, (The card game!) basketball, and jump rope. (Even though I only jumped one jump. ^^;;) It was fun! ^^ It started out good, but at the end, I ended up with the whole deck in my hand! And spongebob12 gave Trangie a pink Care Bear as a Christmas present. My teddy bears are dirty.
~Why Teddy Bears Are Dirty!~
1. First of all, teddy bears sleep with just about anybody.
2. They sit on your bed, waiting for you to sleep with them.
3. They stay on the floors, and get dirt all over them.
Miasma: I can't believe teddy bears are sluts! (Eye starts to twitch.)
Me: (Stares coldly.) I said teddy bears are "DIRTY," not "SLUTY."
Trangie: I think you're so racist to teddy bears!
~Jai Jian!~
WARNING: What you are about to see will traumatize you for the rest of your life. Parental guidance is needed. Click here if you dare...
A Nice Quote From YueMoon: Welshbit crap...MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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