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• Fushigi Yugi, Inuyasha, Alice 19th, Fruits Basket, and Ayashi No Ceres
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• To actually get my manga published...
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• I draw manga...
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• I can speak Vietnamese fluently. I can also speak Mandarin and Cantonese... I'm just not fluent enough with those...
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Tuesday, November 23, 2004
 ~Lord Of The Mosquitoes!~
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(Miasma, Moon, and Me are in front of the TV, sleeping on each other.)
Miasma: What do we have to eat?
Me: Uhh...I think there's some cabbage in the fridge.
Miasma: Ok.
Moon: Ow! A mosquito bit me!
Me: (Pulls T-shirt by collar.) Phew! It's hot in here!
Miasma: (Sigh.) Yeah...Do you guys mind if I take off my shirt?
Moon: Whatever...
Me: I just want to jump off the Sea Wall.
~It's Hot In Here!~
Wells, in one short story, I explained my day. It was hot, (In November!) my house was swarmed with mosquitoes, I was tired, and there was nothing to eat. I'm hungry...And tomorrow, I'm getting my lower teeth braces. If I get those tomorrow, I can't eat. (I only have my upper teeth braces.) I think the orthodontist did this on purpose! On Thanksgiving! I might do some cooking, and I'm not going to even have the chance of eating it! I remember the day I got my upper braces. We went out for ice cream, but my brother took mines...and my sister's, and my mom's. Ehh...
~I'm Sweaty!~
© 2004-2007 MiasmaMoon. All rights reserved.
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Monday, November 22, 2004
 ~What Happened Today...~
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(Miasma, Moon, and Me are in front of the TV, flipping through the channels.)
(Moon falls asleep and puts her head on Miasma's shoulder.)
(Miasma blushes.)
(Me falls asleep and puts my head on Miasma's other shoulder.)
(Miasma looks at me weirdly.)
Me: This pillow is so hard...
(Punches Miasma "somewhere" in my sleep.
Note: That's how I fluff my pillows. ^^;;)
Miasma: OWWWWW!!!
Yep, nothing much happened today. I think I became a couch potato. I mean it! I mean, you could cut me up and deep-fry me until I become french fries! Oh yeah...and I ate. I should've gone outside today. Then again, it was raining. My mom did the most stupid thing. Down here, right now, it's mosquito season. (I know, it's winter season, but mosquitoes still live.) It was hot in the house, so SHE OPENED UP ALL THE WINDOWS IN THE HOUSE! Imagine a swarm of mosquitoes flying around you...It was a nightmare...
Miasma: Shut up! I'm trying to eat my potato chips! (Falls asleep quickly.)
Me: Hey, that's my ear!
Oh yeah, and YueMoon beat me...about ten times in Soul Calibur II...I won once. I feel so ashamed.
(Moon takes a bite out of me.)
Me: Ow! Just because I became a potato, doesn't give you the right to eat me!
Me: Hmm...Potato chips. Don't mind if I do. Yum. (Takes bite.) OWWWWW!!!
~Is There A Hospital In This Damned City For Couch Potatoes?~
Moon: I think I'm gaining weight...What have I been eating?
Author's Note: Many of you have realized that I'm in my stories, but the main characters are Miasma and Moon. Let's see what happens between them later on...
© 2004-2007 MiasmaMoon. All rights reserved.
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 ~I'm Going To Die Young...I Think...~
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~'Ornings!~
(Read the Miasma and Moon story under this post. I posted it yesterday, but it was around ten. ^^;;)
Me: Ok, I just flushed some nuclear waste down the toilet. But it's a good thing people don't drink from the toilet.
Last night, I had horrible...
(Miasma and Moon comes into the room.)
Miasma: Sounds like a ghost story.
Moon: Ooh! Ooh! I want to roast marshmallows. (Starts campfire in the house, on the carpet.)
Me: U_U;;
Ok, I'm going on anyways. Last night, I had an invitation to a chat room. When I went into the chat room, I found darkwolfgirl, BlueKitsune, and LiToAZnDreAmer. While there, we started talking about...NEOPETS!!!
(Moon screams.)
(Miasma raises one eyebrow.)
After that, we started talking about MyOtaku!!!
(Moon faints.)
(Miasma walks out of the room.)
Then, the worst. I got killed by my older brother.
Miasma: (In the other room.) Don't believe it.
He annoyed me until he could get the computer. He poked me, pinched me, choked me, strangled me, and bit me. You see, in his little "fantasy" world, he can't live without Gunbound. He thinks Gunbound is a source of life. In other words, without Gunbound, he thinks he would die. Sometimes, I think a lot of people are addicted to the Internet. Once, someone spoke to me like that. He said http colon slash slash i slash am slash not slash addicted slash to slash the slash internet dot com In other words, "http://i/am/not/addicted/to/the/internet.com" I think I'm going to go eat something.
(Me goes into the kitchen.)
(Note: I'm always going to use Me, even if it's the wrong pronoun to use. Just wanted you to know that.)
(In there, Moon is cooking soup.)
Me: So, ya cookin'?
Moon: Yeah, want to try some?
Me: (Yawns.) Uhh...Sure.
(Moon sets a bowl in front of me.)
(While eating...)
Moon: I didn't know where to get this ingredient, "WOH-TA," so I SUBSTITUTED it for TOILET WATER!!! (Giggles.)
Me: (Spits food out.) Ahh!
Moon: What's wrong with it?
Me: It's nucl...(Mouth starts melting.)
Moon: It's NAKED?!
(After a long, long time, I turn into sludge.)
Moon: Hmm...I'd better clean this up. (Puts sludge into soup bowl.)
(Later...)
Miasma: Oh, soup! Hmm...It's sludgy-looking. Oh wells. (Gulps down all of Me!) That was good. I wonder where I can have some more...
Me: And now you know where I am, in Miasma's stomach. Where I'll end up, I'll never know.
© 2004-2007 MiasmaMoon. All rights reserved.
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Sunday, November 21, 2004
~THE LIGHT! THE HORRIBLE LIGHT!!!~
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~Good 'Vening!~
People are confused about Miasma's characteristics. Yes, he's bad. I'll draw a picture of him and put it in the Fan Art. I'll do the same for Moon. (I've already did it, but I'm just too lazy. ^^;;) Remember, they're my own made-up characters. I try to make it so you can clearly guess what kind of person they are. As for Miasma, yes, he's bad. What else? His name means "poison."
During TTNT, we had to do a play about Abraham and Sara. It was an offering to God. For people who aren't Catholic, it's the story of an old couple, Abraham (Age: 100) and Sara (Age: 95) who have a son. We broke up into groups to do our own play. Wells, in one of our plays, you see, there were two boys. And in the play, THEY PRETENDED THEY HAD SEX TOGETHER!!! That was so wrong... And gay... Let's see, after that, I went shopping. And YueMoon kept saying "Asparagus..." After that, we went to a chapel. I haven't been to one in years... But before that, I kept saying "THE LIGHT! IT'S COMING CLOSER!" Sounds weird... It was a fleet of firefighters on the road. After the chapel, I said the same thing over and over again. (More and more fleets of firefighters came and came and came...Oh shit. You get the point.)
Miasma: (Yawns.) Are you still up, on MyOtaku? Get to sleep!
Me: Uhh...Yeah? Where's Moon?
Miasma: (Sleepily.) Uhh...No idea.
Me: Uhh...Yeah.
Moon: Help. (Gurgling.)
Me: o_O What was that?
Miasma: No idea. But it sounded like it came from the kitchen.
(Runs into kitchen.)
Me: (To audience: Miasma's much calmer when he's sleepy...and when he's not running on caffeine. But you can tell.)
~In the Kitchen!~
Miasma: (Awake! And in a worried way!) Moon! Are you ok?!
Moon: (Hesitating.) No, I'm not!
Miasma: What's wrong?!
Moon: I can't...I can't...I CAN'T CHOOSE WHETHER TO EAT CHEESECAKE OR A CHOCOLATE CAKE!
Miasma: >=( (Yawns.) Well, I'm going to sleep. Night.)
Moon: (Mouth full.) Bye. I wish I had some pie, a pie that could fly. And I wish I couldn't die.
Miasma: What's that? You want some tartar sauce?
Me: Sometimes, they need some time together. (Making stories with a guy and girl is fun... (Eyebrows go up and down. Twice.)
Miamsa: (Angrily.) TURN THAT COMPUTER OFF AND DRAG YOUR FAT ASS TO SLEEP!
Me: Man, I swear, sometimes I make these characters too wrong. I think I made Miasma too mean. In the morning, tomorrow, remind me to grab a hammer to smash his good ol' skull with it. Good night!
Miasma: Moon! Get yourself into my room!
Me: Ok...This is getting out of hand.
Moon: (Mouth full.) This is where I draw the line!
Miasma: Did you say "That's fine?" Ok, sure! (Snickers.)
Me: (Note to self: Make Miasma less perverted. Audience, if you want him less perverted, tell me.)
© 2004-2007 MiasmaMoon. All rights reserved.
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~Good Morning...~
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~Good 'Ornings!~
(Moon runs into the bathroom as fast as she can.)
Miasma: Lemme in! I need to use the restroom!
Moon: No way! I got here first!
Me: Fighting over the restroom again?
(After a while...)
Miasma: That's it! I'm going in! (Takes a bazooka and shoots bathroom door.)
Me: o_O Uhh...Are you going to pay for that?
(Miasma quickly runs into the bathroom.)
(Miasma starts drooling the first second he gets into the bathroom.)
Moon: Ahh!!! Pervert! (Takes a pipe and chases Miasma out of the bathroom.)
Me: Gee, what do you think happened there?
Wells, I just woke up, and it's eleven Central Time. Yeah, I hate Sundays. I got to go to TTNT, it's like an Asian Sunday Catholic school. Yeah, yeah...I'm still sleepy. Panda told me that white chocolate doesn't have caffeine, so I'll go with dark chocolate to wake me up. (Thanks for the tip, Panda! ^^) Wells, my doggie just came into my room. It's a Maltese/Shitzu/Poodle. Exotic, eh? And cute. His name is James. (Don't ask me, that's what YueMoon named him.) Nows, he's sniffing the computer and climbed into my lap. I'm going to put him onto the computer. Let's see what he types.
Hello. I am James McBlabbicus. I am from the planet of talking dogs. Our kind have come here disguised as dogs to see how you inferior humans live. And once we learn everything about you, WE WILL TAKE OVER YOUR PLANE...
(Moon spots James.)
Moon: What a cute doggie!
(Grabs James and goes into her room.)
Moon: Do you want a cracker, Jamsies?
James: Let go of me, you inferior twit.
(Moon giggles.)
Moon: It almost sounded like you could talk! (Giggles.)
Me: Hmm...Where'd James go? Oh wells, I have to catch up on three hours of sleep. Bye!
(Miasma walks into the room, drooling, having bumps on his head the size of pipes.)
Miasma: I think I went to heaven...
Me: (To myself.) What's with him?
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Saturday, November 20, 2004
~The Day Of The Snores!~
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~(Yawns...)~
Wells, around noontime, I went to go eat pho'?. You know in Rurouni Kenshin when they go to Akabeko to eat beef stew? It's bascially the same, only with noodles.
Miasma: I WANT THE AVACADO SMOOTHIE!
Moon: NO! I WANT IT!
Me: Uhh...Shouldn't you two try to share?
Both: NO!
(Miasma and Moon are both pulling on the avacado smoothie.)
Moon: I WANT IT!!!
(Moon pulls as hard as SHE can.)
(Avacado smoothie plops out of both Miasma and Moon's hands.)
Me: Wells, at least she got her avacado smoothie.
(Avacado smoothie is all over Moon's head.)
Moon: Duh... (Moon is unconscious.)
Miasma: Well, I WANT THE PHO'?! (Beef stew!!!)
Me: IT'S MINE!!!
(And thus, it starts again...)
After that, I went to go buy a poster board. It was boring. Then I bought candy. I just woke up from a deep, deep sleep. Ok...It sounded like I was in a coma...I gots nothing better to do. Well, I still want you guys to visit Trangie. It's not like when you visit her site, you'll explode or catch smallpox! Or will you?
~GO!!!~
© 2004-2007 MiasmaMoon. All rights reserved.
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 ~Progress Report Card!~
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~Play!~ (I've made two imaginary characters, Miasma and Moon. No, they're not Me. I'm Me.) ^^ Fun.
(Miasma turns on a flamethrower.)
Miasma: Burn it!
Moon: Wha...NO!
Me: Ehh...Why are you two trying to burn my project to the ground?
Moon: No! HE'S trying to burn it!
Miasma: And I will succeed!
Me: Uhh...I think he needs some time alone.
(Me and Moon creeps away, frightened.)
Miasma: MUAHAHAHA!!! BURN IN HELL, YOU EVIL PROJECT!!!
(Miasma shoots flames on project.)
(Me and Moon are in kitchen, drinking tea.)
Me: When do you think he'll stop?
Moon: Ehh...I'd say until the
whole house is burnt down.
Me: Ehh...I'm bound to get an F...and be homeless.
Both: Yep...
(Both take a sip of tea.)
~Good 'Orning!~
Yesterday, I forgot to mention that I got my progress report card! All of my grades were over 95! The grades were 96, 97, 98, 99, and 100. Ironic, eh? And in Math...I made 86.
(After Miasma finishes destroying the project, he finds the progress report card.)
Miasma: I hate you, Me! BURN IN HELL! MUAHAHAHA!!!
Me: o_O
Oh, I got to go! I have to go to the store to buy some poster boards for my science project! WHY PROJECTS AND HOMEWORK ON A HOLIDAY?!?! LIFE IS SO UNFAIR!!!
~PROJECT EVIL!!!~
© 2004-2007 MiasmaMoon. All rights reserved.
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Friday, November 19, 2004
~Hi Hi Puffy Ami Yumi!~
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~Wan An!~
Yeah, yeah, this is my third post today. How come you guys only read the first post you see, and that's all? Read all the posts on that day! Wells, the Hi Hi Puffy Ami Yumi show was cool! It was funny! If you want to go to their website, Click here. Sometimes, they didn't translate ALL of the episode. On the episode that they went to the town of El Gato Feo (In Spanish, literally means "Ugly Cat." But they never told the translation of it in the episode. I mean, really. Who names a town "Ugly Cat?") Wells, I'm going to try to find some Hi Hi Puffy Ami Yumi Midis to put on my site!
~Read The Others Too!~
© 2004-2007 MiasmaMoon. All rights reserved.
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 ~YueMoon Walked Home!~
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~Ahh!~
My little sister, YueMoon, walked home! From downtown all the way home! My gosh! You see, my neighbor was supposed to pick up my little sister, but she forgot. And guess what? The police started looking for her! A whole squad! Ai-ya! What was she thinking?! They're still looking for her!!! And she's home. And guess what? A lot of people on the streets were trying to do stuff to her. She was in danger! And guess what? The police department spent $1,000 just trying to find her! Great...We have a fine of $1,000. Because it was a hoax. I mean, why did my sister's principal have to call the police department? I guess she was just worried. Just for that hoax, my sister AND my parents could've gone to jail! I'm evasdropping right now. The conversation is in the living room, near my room. Great. What my sister did was reckless and stupid. She should've thought about what she did. You see, my sister is a little girl who thinks that no one loves her. So she doesn't really trust anyone. Since my little sister didn't get picked up immediately, she thinks my family abandoned her. Poor girl... But still! Why $1,000?! Ehh... Stupid, stupid, stupid... Somehow, I think this will be on the news. Maybe, maybe not. I'm going to give her a lecture!
~STUPID, STUPID GIRL!!!~
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~Hungry, Hungry Huy!~
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~Wo Shi Sleepy!~
Hellos! Nothing much happened today. During lunch, I sat next to sad_reflectionz and Izumi_Yumi. I tried to make conversation with them, but they don't like me. They say I'm weird and scare them. U_U sad_reflectionz said "Exhibit A." (Points to me.) I didn't get it. And Huy (This is a guy that thinks I go out with darkwolfgirl and I'm gay too.) (Note: How can I be both?!) got hungry today. He didn't eat anything. You see, there's this table on the other side of the cafeteria that had pizza, cake, and soda. He was sitting at his table, thinking that someone would come to his table to give him a slice of cake or pizza. Guess what? They didn't! He should've just gone up there and got it himself. (Sneezes.) Achoo! Someone just turned on the AC. Oh yeah, and spongebob568 has laryngitis. Make her feel better. We had to go through a whole day trying to guess what she was trying to say! If you want to hear more about my life, visit Trangie. I promised her not to put anything WE did together this day, so you have to go to her site to see the rest of the stuff that happened in both of our lives. Also, we drew turkey. Anyways, for people who are going away for Thanksgiving, Happy New Year! (Hits head.) I mean, Happy Thanksgiving!
~Happy Harvest Festival!~ (That's the literal saying of "Happy Thanksgiving" in Chinese.)
~Answer To Yesterday's Contest!~
1. The show was called "The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy."
2. Billy said the quote.
3. Grim was in this scene. He was picking Billy's nose for him. That's why it sounded like Billy was enjoying it. He was enjoying it.
Episode: It came from the episode when Billy took Mandy's nerve and ate it. Then he became just as mean as Mandy.
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