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Birthday
1992-02-28
Gender
Male
Location
Houston, Texas
Member Since
2004-08-31
Occupation
Student
Real Name
Travis
Personal
Achievements
I saw the light, and I walked into it.
Anime Fan Since
December 21, 2001 (Yes, I remember the exact date!)
Favorite Anime
Fushigi Yugi, Inuyasha, Alice 19th, Fruits Basket, and Ayashi No Ceres
Goals
To actually get my manga published...
Hobbies
I draw manga...
Talents
I can speak Vietnamese fluently. I can also speak Mandarin and Cantonese... I'm just not fluent enough with those...
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Tuesday, October 12, 2004
~Panda People, Pies and Pizza!~
Panda Pizza: "Here's your pizza, sir...madam."
Customer: "Thank you, err...are you a penguin?"
Panda Pizza: "No, I'm a panda!"
Customer: "I haven't eaten in a month!"
Panda Pizza: "Wow!"
Customer: "You are so adorable, I could eat you!"
Panda Pizza: "Uhh...Okay."
Customer: "I just adore your fur!"
Panda Pizza: "::Blush:: Thank you."
Customer: "Wait just a second, I have to go get my wallet/purse."
(Few seconds later...)
Panda Pizza: What? Why are you holding that knife? What? Ahh!!! ::Splat::
Moral: "Never dress up as any kind of animal when delivering a pizza. Especially when the customer hasn't eaten in a month. They usually settle for the animal flesh instead of the pizza. That's how crazy they turn after a month of hunger. Women like animal fur, so they'll try to kill you too."
~Wan An, Zhu Xiang!~
I met "Chibi Asian Girl" at the pizza parlor today. (I love making nicknames for people. ^^) Before that, I stayed at the mall for an hour...and sat on a bench the whole time! So frustrating... When I got home, I was practicing my Vietnamese. I was saying this: "Gau Truc Hay La, Con Muong An Truc." I wanted it to mean: "The panda usually screams, I want to eat bamboo." But what I said is: "The panda usually screams, I want you to hit me with a bamboo stick." ^^;; Panda would probably hit me for saying that.
Vietnamese Word:
Panda:
Gau Truc (gow trook)
Chinese Word:
Panda:
Zhu Xiang (zoo sheeang)
Japanese Word:
Panda:
Panda (Waste of time...^^;;)
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