Narrator: Once, there was an orphan that died, while shoplifting, got ran over 20 police cars over and over. He died and landed in Hell.)
Devil: Welcome to Hell!
Orphan: Am I dead?
Devil: Naw, you're in school and got a field trip to Hell. Of course your dead!
Orphan: Really? I'm not on Earth anymore?
Devil: Yeah, kid. Get over it.
(Orphan grabs Devil and starts to kiss him.)
Orphan: Oh, thank you! Thank you!
Devil: Uhh...Sure?
Orphan: Hold still for one moment.
(Orphan grabs knife and kills Devil.)
Devil: Why?! Why?! I am your father!
Orphan: No! Father!
(Devil dies.)
Orphan: I'm hungry.
(Eats Devil.)
Moral: Don't ask me. Wait...Uhh...Don't eat your father. But, you can eat your mother. Wait. It's too late. You ate your father. Yeah, go ahead. Go eat your mother. After that, become a orphan. Yep, it's the whole story all over again.
~Blah, Blah, Blah!~ (I can't think of any Chinese words to put up...)
Well peoples, I wouldn't say I had "fun" today. Let's see, in the morning, I got up. darkwolfgirl and prideof thelions were at a "Lockin" today. Go to their site and they'll tell you about it. I spent all day drawing anime. I'll send one in. Hopefully... Then, evening...I spent all of it washing my parents' van. I was going to ride my bicycle, but they yelled at me to go wash the van. I'm glad darkwolfgirl and prideof thelions are out today. I need some time away from them.
~Blah, Blah, Blah!~
Mage!!!
In anything you do,you always try to make an
impact,and the bigger,the better! You deserve
to be a MAGE.The mage can unleash a deadly
arsenal of magical attacks upon unwary
enemies.A powerful mage spell can easily make a
short work of an opponent in an instant.
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Yeah, I'm a mage! I know Fire Bolt, Ice Bolt, Lightning Bolt, and Napalm Beat! And some Magic Revival. (Everybody stares at MiasmaMoon as if he were a freak.) o_O;; You guys have no idea what I'm talking about, eh?
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