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Birthday
• 1992-02-28
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Location
• Houston, Texas
Member Since
• 2004-08-31
Occupation
• Student
Real Name
• Travis
Personal
Achievements
• I saw the light, and I walked into it.
Anime Fan Since
• December 21, 2001 (Yes, I remember the exact date!)
Favorite Anime
• Fushigi Yugi, Inuyasha, Alice 19th, Fruits Basket, and Ayashi No Ceres
Goals
• To actually get my manga published...
Hobbies
• I draw manga...
Talents
• I can speak Vietnamese fluently. I can also speak Mandarin and Cantonese... I'm just not fluent enough with those...
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Wednesday, October 27, 2004
~I'm Hiding In the Toilet, Don't Tell Anyone...~
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Yay! I've gone back to "Story Time!" I'll only do "Contest" if I can't think of a story that day.
(Mom, Dad, and Child are at a dinner table. They have chicken for dinner.)
(Suddenly, the chicken comes to life.)
Child: Mom, the chicken came to life.
Mom: That's nice, honey.
Chicken: Wow! Nice place you got here! Can I have what you're eating?
Child: o_O
Where I come from, there's only four food groups: Chocolate, Chocolate Ice Cream, Chocolate Bars, and SYRUP. LOTS AND LOTS OF SYRUP!
Child: o_O
(Child tears leg off chicken.)
Chicken: Ahh! What do you think you're doing?!
(Chicken slaps Child.)
Child: Mom! The chicken's alive!
Mom: Now Child, stop playing with your food and eat it!
Child: u_u Yes, Mom.
Chicken: Where I come from, we are frozen. After a million years, we are unfrozen. It's like being chronically froz...(Dad eats wing of Chicken.) Ahh! You cannibal!
(Mom takes wing and two thighs of Chicken.)
Chicken: AHH!
(Child cuts off breast.)
Chicken: AHH! WHAT KIND OF FUTURE IS THIS?!
(Chicken jumps out window.)
(Mom looks at place where Chicken last was.)
Mom: You have a big appetite. I am a lady. I don't eat like that. (Scarfs down wing, left thigh, and right thigh.)
Lesson of the Day: Chickens evolved from T-Rexes. Amazing, eh?
~'Ello, Tolieteers!~ (Tolieteers? @_@;;)
Wells, not much going. After I finish drawing my picture, I'll put it on Fan Art. I promise to do this. Unless my scanner messes up. During English, some girl said, "What's my last name?" The class looked at her weirdly. But she meant it! And guess what?! The last lunar eclipse will be today around 8 to 9 P.M.! This will be the last lunar eclipse you will see in the next 4 years! Don't miss out! And, I've gone crazy today. I was watching a sink pour out water and thought it was fun. o_O I've gone delusional. darkwolfgirl said, "That's sad..." Wells, I'm going to finish my picture. Laters!
~What's a toliet?~
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