Note: Sorry. I haven't been putting up "Story Time" for you. So now, I'm putting up five stories. These stories are true, no matter how hard to believe.
~The Druken Teacher!~
(One day, Girl went to the mall. While there, she saw a teacher at her school.)
Girl: Mrs. Blah! What are you doing here?! Are you drunk?!
Mrs. Blah: No! What makes you think that?
Girl: Well, don't you live at the school?
Mrs. Blah: Of course not! Yeah, like I was drunk, walked 45 miles drunkly to the mall. (It's based on a true story. And no, our mall is not that far away. It's another mall in a different city when this happened.)
The Deadline
(One day, there was a Writer that had a deadline for one month to write one story.)
(On the last day, he started a few minutes before it was due.)
Writer: Hmm...How should I start this? Once upon a time...
Deadliner: It's the deadline!
Writer: The End.
Drink Fluids!
Me: Hey, Friend.
Friend: Hi. Does my eye look red?
Me: Yeah. (Gasps.) You have red eye!
Friend: I do?
Me: Yeah, go drink some fluids!
(Friend grabs a bottle of mercury and tries to drink it.)
Me: No! I mean water!
Friend: Oh. (Takes water and mixes it with mercury and drinks it. Friend dies.)
Note: The "dying" thing didn't really happen, but the almost drinking mercury did. ^^
I Am Dope!
Note: Yes this is true.
(One day, I found a Smartie (The chalky candy.) and pounded it until it looked like dope.)
Me: Hey you guys, dope.
(Started sniffing it.)
Other: o_O
(Then licked it.)
Other: o_O
Me: Yum! That was so sugary!
Other 1: We've lost him! Are you ok? How many fingers am I holding up?
Me: Ooh, fingers.
Other 2: We've lost him! Noo! Wahh!
Monkey Girl!
Girl 1: Hey, I look like a monkey in this picture.
Girl 2: Monkey girl!
Girl 1: I am not a monkey!
Me: Lemme see.
(Looks.)
Me: You do look like a monkey.
Girl 1: Wahh!
(Later in the class.)
Me: How do you do Number 8?
Girl 1: I am not a monkey!
(Later...)
Girl 2: This is the answer.
Girl 1: I am not a monkey.
(Later...)
Teacher: Girl 1,...
Girl 1: I AM NOT A MONEKY!!!
Note: Obsessing, eh?
~Hiya, Peoples!~
Hope you liked my "Story Times." You probably didn't read all of it. Or this. I know. So much to read. Wells, all my stories explained what happened today. Except that "Drunken Teacher" thing. That was yesterday. Also, there's an epidemic doing on. Pinkeye. My friends already got exposed to it. I'm afraid! The only victim left! Me and BabYxGurLxTranG were the only people in class! (BTW, "Girl 1," and "Friend" in the "Story Time" was BabYxGurLxTranG. She's so adorable! Anyways, there's a new fad in my school. Wear your shirt inside out. I think it looks weird. I don't like to follow fads. I just wear what I think is good. Or if today's boring, I wear something weird.
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