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• 2004-08-31
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• Student
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• Travis
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• I saw the light, and I walked into it.
Anime Fan Since
• December 21, 2001 (Yes, I remember the exact date!)
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• Fushigi Yugi, Inuyasha, Alice 19th, Fruits Basket, and Ayashi No Ceres
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• To actually get my manga published...
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• I draw manga...
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• I can speak Vietnamese fluently. I can also speak Mandarin and Cantonese... I'm just not fluent enough with those...
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Monday, November 1, 2004
~Me! New and Fat!~
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Today is the day of All Saints' Day. It is the day when the dead are allowed to roam freely. Today, have you ever felt that strong gust of wind or a soft breeze? That is the legion of the dead. Be careful what you say today. You never know what will happen while the dead are roaming.
~'Ellos!~
Wells, I ate a lot of candy yesterday. Only ten pieces! And when I woke up, I gained FORTY POUNDS!!! Wow! That's a lot! When I went to school, everyone THOUGHT...I mean, knew I was fat. I can teach you how to make a "fat costume."
~Here are two ways!~
1. Eat twenty times a day for the whole year. And DO NOT exercise!
2. Get a jacket. (I recommend the zipper all the way jacket.) Put the jacket on, but do not put on the sleeves. The jacket should be under your armpits. Zip up the zipper until it feels tight. Now, tuck in your sleeves into the middle part. (I suggest that you also tuck in your jacket in your pants, like the shirt way.) Fill in the jacket with paper, jelly, or anything that feels soft, but is not actual fat. To make the "fat costume" look unnoticeable, wear a shirt over the "fat costume." Ta-Da! Your first "fat costume!"
I'm sorry I didn't tell you this yesterday. I invented it today and wanted to share it. Many people believed that I ate a lot of candy yesterday and gained weight. Also, if you want people to REALLY believe you, come up with a good excuse so that they REALLY believe it.
~Here's a Contest!~
1. Try the "2. Fat Costume" and show it to a friend, family member, neighbor, etc. (Make sure that they do not know it's really a costume.) Tell me if they really believed that you were fat in the "Comments" box. And how did they react?
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