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Sunday, November 7, 2004


   ~A Panda's Memoirs...~
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Enya
Caribbean Blue

Hello. Many people out there know me as Taropanda. When I was young, I was an adventurer. Now, I just live on someone's dashboard.



I went everywhere! I loved to travel and I went to Beijing!



After that, I went to Shanghai, but it was night time. There were so many pretty lights!



After that, I had a craving for escargot.



Hey! I can see my house from here! Hi Mom! Those people thought I was a god and stared at me for hours. They also gave me fruit, but they were spoiled.

In my travels, I went with my wife. Ain't she a beaut?



Oh, what's that? Someone's cooking her? No, she's just tanning. But she does sure smell good! (Takes bite out of pig.)

Wells, I am about to die a horrible death. There's going to be a car accident.



Ow, my poor little head. What happened to me? I smell and taste good! Ahh!



What? Thanksgiving Dinner? Where? No! Don't eat me! Ahh!

We've known Taropanda for the last ten seconds, but let's remember his last words. Oh well! Funeral's over! Thanksgiving dinner time! Where's the turkey?

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