(Trangie, GSamurai, and spongebob568 are at a dinner table. spongebob568 is our dog, and GSamurai is the father.)
GSamurai: Yum...This is good.
(Dog stares.)
Me: Yeah, this is good.
Trangie: Did you feed the dog yet?
(Dog dies.)
GSamurai: Oh, I didn't have any dog food left, so I fed it heroin.
Trangie: Oh, ok.
(Family continues eating.)
GSamurai: What's in it?
Me: Heroin.
GSamurai: Oh, ok.
(Dog coems back alive, only with a stupid face.)
Trangie: Ahh! It's alive!
(Dog drops dead.)
Me: We need to get rid of the dog. Let's go.
(Everyone gets into the family car, while GSamurai luggs Dog's body.)
(I drive to the supermarket.)
Me: We can drop it down here.
(Trangie stashes Dog's body in the meat aisle.)
~Later...~
Monster: Ooh! Dog! I haven't eaten Dog in a long time! (Takes Dog and heads out.)
Note: Yeah, this is true. I know it doesn't seem like it, but it's true. The monster is really a man.
~Ni Hao!~
Wells, nothing happened. There was a fight today. And New York Girl thought I was doing molesting a plush cat. She's dirty... They were darkwolfgirl's plushies. And the top thing happened today. And Dog is behind me using the computer. Wells, it's dark in here. I only have the computer light to see the monitor. Wells, I'm going to Cartoon Network!
~Eat More Heroin!~
Fact Of The Day: Did you know water can never be wasted? It is recyclable. The water you're using could be from a dinosaur that drank it millions of years ago! Also, when we drink water, we never waste it either! You drink it, you urinate it, it goes into the sewer, it gets purified, and it turns back into drinking water. Or it gets dumped somewhere. Remember, next time, if you drink water, it might've come from someone's urinate! (I'm just sickening you, eh? But it's true!)
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