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Sunday, November 21, 2004


   ~Good Morning...~
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Enya
Caribbean Blue

~Good 'Ornings!~


(Moon runs into the bathroom as fast as she can.)

Miasma: Lemme in! I need to use the restroom!

Moon: No way! I got here first!

Me: Fighting over the restroom again?

(After a while...)

Miasma: That's it! I'm going in! (Takes a bazooka and shoots bathroom door.)

Me: o_O Uhh...Are you going to pay for that?

(Miasma quickly runs into the bathroom.)

(Miasma starts drooling the first second he gets into the bathroom.)

Moon: Ahh!!! Pervert! (Takes a pipe and chases Miasma out of the bathroom.)

Me: Gee, what do you think happened there?


Wells, I just woke up, and it's eleven Central Time. Yeah, I hate Sundays. I got to go to TTNT, it's like an Asian Sunday Catholic school. Yeah, yeah...I'm still sleepy. Panda told me that white chocolate doesn't have caffeine, so I'll go with dark chocolate to wake me up. (Thanks for the tip, Panda! ^^) Wells, my doggie just came into my room. It's a Maltese/Shitzu/Poodle. Exotic, eh? And cute. His name is James. (Don't ask me, that's what YueMoon named him.) Nows, he's sniffing the computer and climbed into my lap. I'm going to put him onto the computer. Let's see what he types.


Hello. I am James McBlabbicus. I am from the planet of talking dogs. Our kind have come here disguised as dogs to see how you inferior humans live. And once we learn everything about you, WE WILL TAKE OVER YOUR PLANE...



(Moon spots James.)
Moon: What a cute doggie!
(Grabs James and goes into her room.)

Moon: Do you want a cracker, Jamsies?

James: Let go of me, you inferior twit.

(Moon giggles.)
Moon: It almost sounded like you could talk! (Giggles.)


Me: Hmm...Where'd James go? Oh wells, I have to catch up on three hours of sleep. Bye!


(Miasma walks into the room, drooling, having bumps on his head the size of pipes.)
Miasma: I think I went to heaven...

Me: (To myself.) What's with him?


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