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Friday, November 26, 2004


   ~Turkey Evil!~
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Caribbean Blue

~Jou An!~
Did you know turkey dries up after you leave it in the fridge? Duh... Wells, I'm going to forget about eating the leftovers... I'm sleepy... I'm going to make some sushi... Where's the black seaweed-wrapping thingy? Wells, I decided to put Miasma and Moon back.


(In the background.) Boo!
Me: WHO ASKED YOU?!
Audience: That's true...


And there you have it, a rhyme.


(Miasma looks in the fridge.)
Miasma: Wha...?
(Miasma pokes turkey.)
Miasma: It's frozen dry!


Me: Ok, this story is turning out to be boring... Lemme spruce it up a bit...


(Suddenly, the turkey comes to life!)

Miasma: Ahh!

Turkey: Long have our people been eaten by your kind. Now we will eat you!!!

Miasma: I can take you, bring it on!

Moon: (Yawns.) Good 'Orning. (Takes a look at Turkey.)
Hi, Mr. Turkey that's going to eat Miasma...
(Grabs a glass of milk from the fridge and goes back into her room.)

Miasma and Turkey: o_O

Miasma: Ok, let's finish this fight!

(Starts fighting.)

Me: Hmm...This is good stuff. (Takes out a bowl of popcorn.)

(Turkey and Miasma end up with cuts, bruises, and damages.)

Later...

(Moon comes back into the kitchen.)
Moon: I'm hungry...
(Looks at Turkey.)
Yum! Turkey!
(Takes Turkey.)

Turkey: AHH!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME?!

Miasma and Me: o_O

Miasma: (Angrily.) You mean, ALL THIS TIME, I COULD'VE BEATEN THAT TURKEY JUST BY EATING IT?!

Moon: (Burps.) Yep.

Me: Yeah, it's still stupid, but funny...in a weird way.


~I Have Quite The Imagination, Don't I? ^^~

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