~Ow! Ow! Ow!~
Wells, guys. Remember I said that I would've got my lower braces in Thanksgiving? It was re-scheduled to today. Like my upper braces that I got in the summer, they hurt! But I'm used to it.
Miasma: I think braces are evil tools. They secretly put the devil's soul into your teeth while you get your braces.
Me: (Laughs.) Don't be silly.
(Meanwhile.)
Devil Bicuspid: En garde, Molar!
Devil Molar: BRING IT ON!!!
Me: Ow!
Moon: What?
Me: I bit my tongue!
(Everything freezes and turns black and white, except for Miasma.)
Me, a nice, young boy, or is he? Just today, he got braces! But when he wasn't looking, the orthodontist placed a lo-jack into his teeth, no bigger then the width of one of my hair strands! And the devil's spirit!
Me: (Unfreezes.) You're crazy!!!
(Meanwhile, in Area 51.)
Scientist: We've got a lock on him. Me, 13 years old, Asian, brown-haired. He currently lives in The U.S., Texas...,(Computer blows up.) NOO!!!
Me: I have NO idea where he got the idea where orthodontists slip lo-jacks into your teeth. Sigh.
Let's see. But to get my lower braces, I had to skip my first and second period. And second period was a semester exam! I missed it. Wah! I have to miss my Christmas holiday to finish it! Then, for seventh and part of eighth period, (I'm in eighth period right now.) we watched a Christmas program. I didn't care for it. One song, I think, was sung by Asia4. It was the song, "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town," only in a rap version. Ok, I'm going to look at some sites. Oh yeah, I also have to get Izumi-Yumi a gift. You're thinking, "She threatened to kill you! Why give her a gift?!" Yes, that's true. But a friend is a friend. ^^ She's kinda cute when she thinks REALLY hard. (Psst. Don't tell her I said that.) Well, I'm going MORE shopping, and then wrapping.
Me: Merry... Oww! (Digs in tooth.) Hmm... What's this? (Finds a lo-jack.) Oh well. (Throws lo-jack, and lands in an old man's pants.)
(Meanwhile, the Area 51 computer is fixed.)
Scientist: Me, wears pink clothes, wears makeup, and giggles. He lives in Hatred, Missouri. He loves possum pie and is a 65-year old man who is married to his shoe. Yes, that sounds exactly like him!
Me: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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