-Sigh...-
What's going' on? For me, life's been weird... Like this... I got a 99 on a Art drawing with a constipated-looking girl, a sleepy boy drinking coffee, and a rabbit with glasses and a beret. (Tried to make it look French/Gangsta...) XP I'll scan it when I get home... And darkwolfgirl made a surprised boy because he saw a giant chicken. (Tonight, we feast! Haha) I danced around, and Alaina thought I was weird... (Who wouldn't think a guy dancing is weird?) Lunch was funny. BlueKistune was selling beef jerky. Yep, like the top, she only got 50 cents and two batteries... (50 cents from me, and darkwolfgirl gave the batteries...) The others got it free. When we were chewing on it, it got quiet... I mean, for ten minutes, we were busy chewing beef jerky and no one said a single word... (Don't tell them, but it was kinda good for them to shut up... ^^) Ok, I'm going to make a stories for you... (I haven't done this in a long time! Thanks for the inspiration, BlueKistune, spongebob12, and Trangie!)
-The Memoirs of a Fried Chicken...-
Sir McChickeny, just a simple little chicken living in a farm in Nebraska, was such a good man...er...chicken. He devoted his life to many great things. He was born into a family of a vampire mom and a werewolf dad. He had a fish sister and a telephone brother. It may not seem weird, but they weren't adopted... As MchChickeny grew up, he always dreamed of taking Broadway. But since his family was poor, he ahad to work on the farm to keep his family alive and food on the table. But his chance came, when he was 21, he went to Chicago looking for work in the city. A travel agent passed by and noticed his talent. Although McChickeny was glad, he soon found out that the travel agent gave him a job as a fried chicken seller. Although McChickeny hated the job, it was still a job. But it felt like he was a cannibal! Killing and cooking his own kind! But a week after he got his job, he was killed, being mistaken as a chicken to kill and cook. He came back as fried chicken, and now works as a dancer in Broadway.
(Story made no sense, eh? Sorry, I had to rush, the bell just rang and I got to get home! Jai Jian!)
EDIT 31: 5:07 PM CST
Hey, everyone. Sorry, I couldn't afford to miss me bus. I wish today was Tet practice... Well, before I do my other stories, I'll fill you in on the other things that happened... My dad is better now. (I should'a tell you what happened.) You see, on Friday, when I came home, I saw that my dog was bleeding. My mom said a car tried to run him over. We put outside in the garage and took care of him. Saturday, when I was at the concert for Nhu Quynh, my sister called me over and over with her cell phone, saying she thinks our dog has been neutered. (Because most of the blood came from the butt area...) (Kevin and I laughed at the thought.) He's now better, and happy. But he naps more often now. (Must be tired.) And Luna_Moon thinks I called darkwolfgirl a "beautiful woman"... (I said it to be funny! Not realistically!) Ok, now onto the stories!
Healea's Missing Journal! True story!)
Name Key:
Trang - Trangie
Travis - MiasmaMoon
Healea - spongebob12
(Please visit their sites!)
The time right before fourth period, Healea had lost her journal. Trangie, Travis, I can't find my journal! "Oh no!" I said. We'd better call the police! I took out my cell phone and called 911. "Hello, sir? We've got a missing journal! It's Healea's, sir!"
"Healea's? That's serious! We'd better contact the president!"
The policeman called the president and told him of our lost journal.
The president replied, "We need to get that journal back to Healea! It's vital to our needs! I'll see if other countries have seen it.
The president called, country over country, but no one had seen the missing journal.
"Drat! yelled the president. "I know they have the journal... If they're not going to give it back, we'll declare nuclear war!!!"
Seconds later, every country in the world declared nuclear war. It was a horrible sight. Billions of people were killed, thousands injured, and cities destroyed. In the end, Healea's journal didn't matter. (Sounds like I'm singing "In the End - Linkin Park," eh?) After 3 minutes, every country laid in ruins. Healea was digging through her purse, when she found, her journal! "Yay!" Trang and I screamed! And just in time for fourth period! (The transition time between our periods at our school is 3-5 minutes. So...Yeah. All of that happened in 3-5 minutes... All right! I lied! It's not true! But Healea did lose her journal! It was in her locker, though...
(Stupid story, but I had to tell it...
Tips For "Gay" Friends! (I think prideof_thelions told me this...)
Having a gay friend can be one of the best friends you'll ever have! First of all, you can tell secrets that you can't normally share with the opposite sex. Secondly, you know they won't try anything on you, and last, they're so much more beautiful than regular people...??? (o_O???) (Hey, don't look at me. prideof_thelions told me this stuff...)
Ok, I got confused. NO MORE STORIES! Ok, bye bye, mon ami!
END: 5:26 PM CST
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