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Birthday
• 1992-02-28
Gender
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Male
Location
• Houston, Texas
Member Since
• 2004-08-31
Occupation
• Student
Real Name
• Travis
Personal
Achievements
• I saw the light, and I walked into it.
Anime Fan Since
• December 21, 2001 (Yes, I remember the exact date!)
Favorite Anime
• Fushigi Yugi, Inuyasha, Alice 19th, Fruits Basket, and Ayashi No Ceres
Goals
• To actually get my manga published...
Hobbies
• I draw manga...
Talents
• I can speak Vietnamese fluently. I can also speak Mandarin and Cantonese... I'm just not fluent enough with those...
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Friday, July 29, 2005
A Day Filled With Talks With My Sister, a Stuffed Animal Pig Named Omelet, and a Sandwich!
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Start: 5:39 PM CST
Hi everyone! I ADVISE YOU, THIS TIME, YOU MUST READ THE SUBJECT TO UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
IF YOU DON'T, YOU'RE NOT GONNA UNDERSTAND A THING I SAID.
#1. Scene of the Crime: Cannibalism
(Diana and I were sitting at a table eating Vietnamese/French sandwiches. I had a beef sandwich, while my sister had a pork sandwich.)
Diana: *bites out of sandwich* Um... Eww... Do you hear something saying "THAT WAS MY EAR!!!"
Travis: Uh, no. *takes a bite out of beef sandwich*
Diana: *shrugs* *bites out of sandwish again* I heard it again... 'cept this time it said "THAT WAS MY MOTHER'S LIMB!!!"
Travis: Uh, no.
Diana: DILWOD SACKELBERRY!
Travis: Huh?
Diana: DILWOD SACKELBERRY!!!!!!!!!!! *cackles evilly*
Travis: Ngoh... Ngoh... (That was something in Cantonese...)
Diana:DILWOOD SACKELBERRY!!!!! *pretty much repeats that after a long evil cackle*
Travis: Ma ma, mui mui um hou... (That's in Cantonese too.)
Diana: *bites out of sandwich again* Uh.. Now I'm hearing "THAT WAS MY UNCLE BENNY!!!!"
(Travis and Diana laugh idiotically a lot for a LONG, LONG, time...)
Travis: Haha, Uncle Betty.
Diana: I said "Uncle BENNY"...
Travis: Oh...
(Travis and Diana laugh idiotically for a long time... ...AGAIN.)
#2. Scene of the Crime: Sticking Things In Places Where They Shouldn't Go...
(Diana and Travis receive allowance today. $5 each, which is $10 together. Travis and Diana want to save money for DDR Mario Mix, so Travis tries to find a bucket to hold the money. Diana has a piggy bank, but she doesn't know where it is. So Travis and Diana are in her room, looking for the piggy bank.)
Travis: Hey, is this the piggy bank? *grabs Omelet and tries to stick $10 in his ass*
Diana: No, that's not it. *grabs piggy bank from "secret place"*
(Travis and Diana digs in piggy bank.)
Diana: All right, so we have $40 all together. Is that enough?
#3: Scene of the Crime: Killing "Santa Claus" on Christmas in July
Omelet: I AM THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS' PAST!
Diana: IT'S NOT CHRISTMAS! And we'd better not do Christmas in July!
Travis:Uh...
Omelet: I AM THE GHOST OF BACON'S PAST!
DIANA: COME BACK WHEN IT'S BACON DAY!!! *throws him on floor*
Travis: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *cries*
Omelet: But today's Bacon Day, July 28.
Diana: JULY 28TH IS OVER! IT'S THE 29TH! COME BACK 363 DAYS AND 15 HOURS and 3 MINUTES!!!
Omelet: Oh... BACON DAY IS ON THE 29TH!
Diana: Oh. WELL DIE! *throws Omelet on the floor*
(Travis picks up Omelet from floor.)
Omelet: I want to suck some juice...
Diana: *grabs Omelet and yells* COME BACK WHEN IT'S JUICE DAY!!! *throws Omelet onto floor*
Do you not understand what my day was about? No? Then oh well. Your loss. *shrugs*
Anyways, other news:
I practiced some Cantonese. I really need to learn some more. ^^
I did some role playing.
I ate. I drank. (DUH. T_T)
And my sister began on her new story.
Gotta go. Thunderstorm is starting to start.
End: 6:07 PM CST
Question of the Day: WHO IS OMELET??? (Don't say, Alaina...or Alexis...and HONG...AND ME! ...Wait... Huh?)
© 2004-2007 MiasmaMoon. All rights reserved.
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