Thursday, June 7, 2007

So There I Was...
I believe this was the year 1917; now this was right in the middle of the War of 1812; the Nazis had us surrounded in the strip bar. So I pulled out my pen and wrote a letter to my son-in-law about how boots make those weird reverb sound at the Spaghetti Western resteraunts. Next thing I knew Muhamid Ghandi came in riding his Harley and took out all the nazis with his gat. But lo and behold, here comes Bill Cosbey and his nuclear laugh. We didn't stand a chance. I narrowly escaped the laugh of doom, but my comrads... well, they weren't so lucky... the rest is classified, I really shouldn't have said what I did, but I trust you people.
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So here I was...
I believe this was the year 1917; now this was right in the middle of the War of 1812; the Nazis had us surrounded in the strip bar. So I pulled out my pen and wrote a letter to my son-in-law about how boots make those weird reverb sound at the Spaghetti Western resteraunts. Next thing I knew Muhamid Ghandi came in riding his Harley and took out all the nazis with his gat. But lo and behold, here comes Bill Cosbey and his nuclear laugh. We didn't stand a chance. I narrowly escaped the laugh of doom, but my comrads... well, they weren't so lucky... the rest is classified, I really shouldn't have said what I did, but I trust you people.
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Tuesday, April 17, 2007

My life sucks!
I had to break up with my girlfriend last night and I have never felt so miserable in my life... and that's pretty crappy! I'm the one who actually said, "Let's break up," but she asked for it... Literally! She said she still cares for me, though, but that makes me wander just how terrible of a boyfriend I was! Because she said that if she didn't care about my feelings, we wouldn't be going out in the first place. If there's one thing I have learned from this experience, it's to not become an active part of peoples' lives because I always just end up bugging them and stressing them out, which proves that I am not worthy enough for a close relationship with anybody! And that's why my life sucks!
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Saturday, March 3, 2007

I can't sleep
It's like 2 a.m. and I can't SLEEP!!
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Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Hey
Last night, I talked for about 4 or 5 hours with a girl and it was awesome! That broke my record! The best part is, she's alright with me "following her around!"
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Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Kool Joo

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