| 1000 Questions -- The Longest Survey on Bzoink (Good luck!) |
| =>This or That<= |
| Pie or cake?:: | Cake |
| Pie or 3.14159...?:: | Pie |
| Chocolate or vanilla?:: | Chocolate |
| Black or white?:: | White |
| Ceiling or floor?:: | Ceiling |
| Couch or bed?:: | Bed |
| Cough or sneeze?:: | Sneeze |
| On or off?:: | Eh? |
| Closed or open?:: | Open |
| Brush or comb?:: | Comb |
| Long or short?:: | Long |
| Big or small?:: | Big |
| Wet or dry?:: | hm..depends |
| Under or over?:: | Either |
| Top or bottom?:: | Top |
| Fly or fall?:: | Fly |
| Smile or frown?:: | Smile |
| Tears of joy or tears of sorrow?:: | Tears of joy |
| Hot or cold?:: | Hot |
| Warm or cool?:: | Warm |
| Rough or smooth?:: | Either, depends on what |
| Cat or dog?:: | Dog |
| Snake or bird?:: | Snake |
| Shark or T-Rex?:: | Shark |
| Past or present?:: | Present |
| Science fiction or fantasy?:: | Fantasy |
| Dull or sharp?:: | Sharp |
| Live forever or die young?:: | Depends |
| Books or television?:: | Both |
| Jump or skip?:: | Jump |
| Fast or slow?:: | Fast |
| Run or walk?:: | Run |
| Guy or girl?:: | Guy |
| Disney or Warner Brothers?:: | Warner Brothers |
| Belle or Jasmine?:: | Aura |
| Gaston or Cruella Deville?:: | Jaafar |
| Food or friends?:: | Friends |
| Colors or black and white?:: | Colors |
| Cute or pretty?:: | Cute |
| Good or evil?:: | Good |
| Fruits or vegetables?:: | Both |
| Milk or juice?:: | milk |
| Hot chocolate or gingerale?:: | Hot chocolate |
| Beer or wine?:: | Wine |
| Movies or cartoons?:: | Both |
| Pillow or blanket?:: | Both |
| Moon or stars?:: | Both |
| Sky or sea?:: | Both |
| Explode or implode?:: | Both |
| =>Odd Questions<= |
| What color is the bottom of your tongue?:: | Dark red |
| Your foot?:: | Tan |
| Do you have any medical problems concerning feet?:: | I had two ingrown toe-nails, one got infected and was pussing pus |
| Do you secretly fantasize about George W. Bush?:: | EH?! |
| Do you chew on your homework?:: | No |
| Pencils?:: | Yes |
| Do you read the dictionary?:: | Yes |
| Encyclopedia?:: | Yes |
| Atlas?:: | Yes |
| Road map?:: | Yes |
| Do you memorize random facts?:: | Yes |
| Do you stalk anyone?:: | No |
| Does anyone stalk you?:: | No |
| Do you cut the grass with a pair of scissors?:: | No |
| Do you dust your lawn?:: | No |
| Do you collect dust?:: | No |
| Lint?:: | No |
| Baby teeth?:: | No |
| Have you ever thought of becoming a prostitute?:: | .... |
| Do you wish prostitution was legal?:: | No way in hell |
| Do you use lotion on your feet?:: | Nope |
| Do you have problems with Canadians?:: | No |
| Mexicans?:: | No |
| Americans?:: | I am one |
| The French?:: | No (my dad calls them 'Frogs' though...) |
| The English?:: | No |
| Have you ever played a kazoo?:: | No |
| Have you ever shot someone?:: | No |
| Something?:: | No |
| How many pairs of underwear do you own?:: | 10 |
| Jeans?:: | I can't count, not all of them are with me |
| What ring size are you?:: | small |
| Belt size?:: | I don't wear belts |
| Have you ever gotten anything amputated?:: | Amputated...? Oo? |
| Do you have a calendar from 2001 hanging in your room?:: | No |
| Do you eat a lot?:: | Yes |
| Do you get excited over cameras?:: | No |
| Do you have a strange obsession with pickles?:: | No |
| Poison?:: | No |
| Knives?:: | Yes |
| Cheese?:: | No |
| Penguins?:: | No |
| Bald people?:: | No |
| Scrawny African children?:: | No |
| Midgets?:: | No |
| Pirates?:: | Pirates are cool, but no |
| Corny jokes?:: | I hate them |
| Are you a virgin?:: | Duh |
| Are you a hermaphrodite?:: | What's that mean??? |
| Do you tie string to your teeth?:: | No, I lost all my baby teeth when I was 12 and am now growing those molors you're supposed to get when your 20 |
| Do you bite yourself?:: | Sometimes |
| Cut yourself?:: | No |
| Do you get cold sores often?:: | No |
| Do you have a cold right now?:: | No |
| Do you suffer from chronic migraines?:: | No |
| Do you like to touch sharp objects?:: | No |
| Do you have a twitching problem?:: | No |
| Are you homicidal?:: | No |
| What do you do on the computer?:: | Surf the net |
| Anything your parents should know about?:: | No, they trust me, so I don't betray it |
| Are you happy with your life?:: | No |
| Is everybody else happy with your life?:: | Yes |
| Do you like 100% white grape juice?:: | Yes |
| Do you honestly believe that trees are, in fact, green?:: | Okaaaay.... |
| How big is the universe?:: | Infinity |
| What's the logic behind your answer?:: | No one has been able to find it's limits |
| How many hours of sleep do you get every night?:: | ranges from 3-8 |
| What do you dream about?:: | Nothing |
| Anything your parents should know about?:: | No |
| Do you fall for Internet advertisements?:: | No |
| Do you enjoy bungee jumping?:: | Yes |
| Do you have AIM?:: | No |
| MSN?:: | Yes |
| YIM?:: | No |
| A Neopets account?:: | No |
| A Vampirefreaks account?:: | No |
| A Quizilla account?:: | Yes |
| A Bzoink account?:: | No |
| Do you watch bugs crawl on the floor?:: | Yes |
| Do you follow the bugs that crawl on the floor?:: | No |
| Do you get attacked by ladybugs?:: | No |
| Are you scared of everything that breathes?:: | No |
| Doesn't breathe?:: | No |
| Are you scared of anything at all?:: | Nothing |
| What?:: | Nothing |
| Which cardinal direction do you like best?:: | south |
| Do you have a life?:: | Yes |
| Do you have a microphone on your computer?:: | No |
| A webcam?:: | No |
| A scanner?:: | Yes |
| A printer?:: | Yes |
| A cordless mouse?:: | No |
| Does your mouse light up?:: | Yes |
| Are you scared of mice?:: | No |
| What kind of computer do you have?:: | laptop and desktop |
| Were you ever physically abused?:: | No |
| Verbally?:: | No... |
| Sexually?:: | No... |
| Do you wish you were a fish?:: | Eh?! |
| A cat?:: | No |
| A dog?:: | Sometimes |
| Do you have a cell phone?:: | No |
| What kind is it?:: | Don't have one |
| Do you weasel out of things?:: | Yes |
| Do your teachers like you?:: | The adore me |
| Do your parents like you?:: | They love me |
| Do your siblings like you?:: | Ricky hates me, and I hate him back, but the other two love me! |
| Does karma, if it exists, love you?:: | No |
| Did you have a tail when you were born?:: | No |
| Do you enjoy school?:: | Sometimes |
| Do you sleep under or over the covers?:: | Under |
| Do you sleep in a bed?:: | Yes |
| Do you catch yourself floating at times?:: | No |
| Are you a packrat?:: | Yes |
| Do you know HTML or CSS?:: | HTML |
| Do you find yourself chewing on anything your fingers have touched?:: | No |
| Do you shy away from social situations?:: | Yes |
| Are you obsessed with shiny things?:: | No |
| Are you at least attracted to them?:: | No |
| Do you know what you're going to get for the holidays?:: | No |
| Do you smash guitars or any other type of instrument?:: | No |
| Do you label other people?:: | Yes, sometimes |
| Are you proud?:: | No |
| Do you like scrambled eggs?:: | No |
| =>How bad can I make you Look?<= |
| Do you wash your hands frequently?:: | Yes |
| Do you wet the bed?:: | No |
| What age did you stop?:: | When I was a toddler |
| Do you lie a lot?:: | To some people |
| Do you forget to brush your teeth frequently?:: | Rarely, but yes |
| Brush your hair?:: | No |
| Do you use deoderant?:: | Yes |
| Do you masturbate?:: | Eh? |
| How often?:: | What's it mean? |
| Are you an alcoholic?:: | No |
| A druggie?:: | No |
| Do you drink illegally?:: | No |
| Do you wear underwear?:: | Yes |
| Do you change your underwear frequently?:: | Yes |
| Are you a coward?:: | No |
| A loser?:: | To the 'popular' crowd |
| An idiot?:: | Sometimes |
| Do you chatspeak?:: | Huh? |
| Are you a bad friend?:: | No |
| Are you untrustworthy?:: | No |
| Unreliable?:: | No |
| Do you pick your nose?:: | No |
| Are you imperfect?:: | definatly |
| Ugly?:: | I don't really know...some say yes, others say no. I think I'm so-so looking. |
| Do you have bad hair?:: | i have more gorgeous hair then you'll ever have |
| A big nose?:: | Um...it's normal |
| Are you shallow?:: | No |
| Greedy?:: | Sometimes |
| Do you tell people you love them just to get want you want?:: | Nope |
| Do you have any /important/ talents?:: | I'm multi-talented |
| Do you burp often?:: | yes |
| Are you impolite?:: | To some people |
| Disrespectful?:: | To some people |
| Sadistic?:: | What's that mean again??? |
| Are you a pansy?:: | No |
| Are you a conformist? (Hot Topic is a mainstream store, by the way.):: | What's that mean? |
| Are you a fan of George W. Bush?:: | I don't care for politics, but my dad is |
| Do you have buck teeth?:: | No |
| Acne?:: | Yes, but it's getting better. Better then having it in high school. |
| Mental illnesses?:: | No |
| Are you fake?:: | No |
| Does your breath smell?:: | No |
| Do you have a strong body odor?:: | No |
| Do you have bad teeth?:: | I have such perfect teeth I scare my dentist |
| Do you have a bull ring through your nose?:: | No |
| Are you overweight?:: | No |
| Anorexic?:: | Huh? |
| Bulimic?:: | Huh??? |
| Do you have a piercing in an inappropriate spot on your body?:: | No |
| A tattoo?:: | No |
| Are you a wannabe?:: | No |
| Do you get bad grades?:: | No |
| What's your IQ level?:: | 150 something |
| Are you a bad guesser?:: | Yeah |
| Are you slow?:: | For math, yes |
| Are you bad at reading people?:: | Yes |
| Are you too nice for your own good?:: | Yes |
| Do you have a lot of friends?:: | Yes |
| Do you give in easily?:: | For somethings |
| Are you stubborn?:: | Yes |
| Are you annoying?:: | No |
| Do you enjoy talking about gross, disturbing things?:: | Yes, and watching others reactions |
| Are you a necrophilliac?:: | Huh? |
| Are you incestual?:: | Huh? |
| Is your room messy?:: | Yes |
| Do you make fun of other people?:: | Some people, just those who deserve it though |
| Do you respect your body?:: | Yes |
| Are you arrogant?:: | No |
| Do you have low self-esteem?:: | ...Yes |
| Are you unique?:: | Yes |
| Are your hands clammy?:: | No |
| Are you short?:: | No |
| Are you freakishly tall?:: | For my age, yes |
| Do you like Simple Plan?:: | They're cool |
| =>Beliefs<= |
| Do you believe in God?:: | Not sure |
| Do you believe in magic?:: | No |
| True love?:: | No |
| Heaven?:: | No |
| Hell?:: | No |
| Satan?:: | No |
| The Lord and Lady?:: | No |
| The Goddess?:: | No |
| The Greek Gods or Goddesses?:: | No |
| The Pagan Gods or Goddesses?:: | No |
| Are you an atheist?:: | I would like to be |
| Agnostic?:: | Yes |
| Do you believe in fairies?:: | No |
| Dragons?:: | No |
| Unicorns?:: | No |
| Gollums?:: | No |
| Santa?:: | No |
| The Easter Bunny?:: | No |
| The Tooth Fairy?:: | No |
| Pixies?:: | No |
| Phoenixes?:: | No |
| Elves?:: | No |
| Dwarves?:: | No |
| Mermaids?:: | No |
| Karma?:: | What is karma? |
| Immortality?:: | Yes |
| Do you believe in the Aztec Gods?:: | No |
| Mayan Gods?:: | No |
| Incan Gods?:: | No |
| Do you believe that each different belief creates a new reality?:: | No |
| Do you believe in life on other planets?:: | No idea, maybe |
| Do you believe in parallel universes?:: | No |
| Do you believe that black holes are time portals?:: | No |
| Do you believe in Eternity?:: | No |
| Do you believe in evolution?:: | Yes |
| Do you believe in life after death?:: | No |
| What happens to us after we die?:: | We die. Our brains and organs stop working, we are no longer alive. We die. Boo who. |
| Do you believe in superheroes?:: | no |
| Super villains?:: | No |
| Do you believe in Fate?:: | No |
| That everything has a purpose?:: | No |
| Do you believe that everything revolves around money?:: | Most things |
| Sex?:: | No |
| Love?:: | No |
| Success?:: | Yes |
| Making yourself happy?:: | No |
| Making others happy?:: | Yes |
| Religion?:: | No |
| Politics?:: | No |
| Do you believe in miracles?:: | No |
| Angels?:: | No |
| Demons?:: | No |
| Ghosts?:: | No |
| Do you believe there's a someone for everyone?:: | No |
| Do you believe in true, selfless happiness?:: | Mmmm, yea I guess |
| Do you believe in selfessness at all?:: | Yes |
| Do you believe that wishing for something can make it happen?:: | No |
| Do you believe that the means justify the ends?:: | No |
| Do you believe that anything can happen?:: | No |
| =>The Basics<= |
| Name:: | Michiko |
| Age:: | 13 |
| Gender:: | female |
| Happy with it?:: | Yes |
| Eye color:: | Milk chocolate brown |
| Happy with it?:: | Yes |
| If not, what would you change it to?:: | Black, maybe a creepy grey |
| Hair color:: | Dark, Dark brown at the roots, dirty blondish color at the tips. Reddish tint. |
| Happy with it?:: | Definetly! |
| If not, what would you change it to?:: | NEVER!!!!!!! |
| Hair length:: | Past my shoulder blades by a few inches |
| Hair style:: | Pony tail/Braid |
| Have you ever dyed your hair?:: | No |
| What color?:: | No |
| Do you dye your hair frequently?:: | Never |
| Has it ever gotten damaged?:: | No |
| Are you clean-shaven?:: | Yes |
| What's your body type?:: | Huh??? |
| Are your fingers long and slender, short and fat, or somewhere in between?:: | Between |
| Thin or full lips?:: | normal |
| Thin hair, thick hair, or somewhere in between?:: | Thick for fine hair, but not very thick otherwise |
| Have you ever had lice?:: | No |
| How old were you?:: | Never had it |
| Nicknames:: | Chi |
| Happy with them?:: | Yeah |
| Aliases:: | Huh? |
| What made you choose them?:: | Huh??? |
| If you were born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name be?:: | Walter |
| Think of the situation above. What would you want your name to be?:: | Daniel |
| If you had a choice, would you drop your last name?:: | Yes |
| What heritage does your first name imply?:: | (real name) English |
| Middle name?:: | (real name) Greek |
| Last name?:: | (real name) German |
| Place of birth:: | Cashton Local Hospital |
| Date of birth:: | December 11, 1992 |
| Nationality:: | Huh??? |
| Were you named after anyone?:: | Yes |
| Who?:: | My grandma who died a few months before my b-day |
| What side of the family does your name come from?:: | Both |
| Did your parents immigrate?:: | No |
| How about your grandparents?:: | No |
| Your great grandparents?:: | My dad's side |
| Farther back into your family?:: | During the Rev time on my mom's sire |
| Where did they emmigrate from?:: | Britian(for my mom) and Germany(for my dad) |
| Where did they immigrate to?:: | New Hampshire(mom's side) and don't know(dad's side) |
| Skin color:: | light peach |
| What's your facial structure like?:: | Slightly wide, large jaw with a huge mouth that can open big, and asian shaped eyes |
| Height:: | 5'4ish |
| Happy with it?:: | Yep |
| Weight:: | 133 |
| Happy with it?:: | A littleless would be preferred |
| How old are your parents?:: | My mom's 49 and my dad's 61 |
| What's your father's name?:: | Richard |
| Your mother's?:: | Teresa |
| Do you have any siblings?:: | Yes, 2 brothers and a sister |
| How old are they?:: | my twin brother is the same age as me, my sister is 30, and my other brother is 28 |
| What are their names?:: | My tiwn is named Ricky, my older brother is Chris, and my older sister is Tessa |
| Do you get along with your family?:: | Everyone but my twin brother |
| Do you wish they were different?:: | Just my twin brother |
| Were you ever abused by any member of your family?:: | My twin brother |
| Were you ever betrayed by a member of your family?:: | Nope |
| Did your family ever disown any other member of your family?:: | Nope |
| If so, why?:: | They didn't |
| Who do you get along with most?:: | Tessa |
| =>Favorites<= |
| Color:: | Silver and all cool colors of art |
| Month:: | June |
| Year:: | 2005 |
| Decade:: | 1994-2006 |
| Century:: | 1503-1603 |
| Millenium:: | 1000 BC |
| Animal:: | I love all animals |
| Movie:: | To many to list |
| Book:: | To many to list |
| River:: | To many to list |
| Lake:: | To many to list |
| Ocean:: | Pacific |
| Country:: | US, Japan, and Mexico |
| City:: | Milwakee |
| State:: | California |
| Province:: | Huh? |
| Place to go in your neighborhood:: | Ferches |
| Person:: | My sister |
| Relative:: | my sister |
| Pet:: | dog |
| Actor:: | none |
| Actress:: | none |
| Celebrity:: | none |
| Musician:: | None |
| Singer:: | I don't know |
| Band:: | Limp Bizkit, Sum 41, BNL, and Lifehouse |
| Movie genre:: | Comdey and action |
| Book genre:: | Fantasy |
| Play genre:: | Violence |
| Play:: | None |
| Musical:: | None |
| Poem:: | None |
| Writer:: | To many to list |
| Song:: | To many to list |
| Sport:: | To many to list |
| Drink:: | Raspberry lemonade |
| Food:: | Everything |
| Brand of cereal:: | Don't care |
| Candy bar:: | Don't care |
| Disney princess:: | Zero |
| Disney prince:: | Zero |
| Disney villain:: | Zero |
| Disney character:: | Zero |
| CD:: | Chunk by Sum 41 |
| Director:: | Ridley Scott |
| Videogame:: | None |
| Computer game:: | None |
| Game:: | Scrabble |
| Board game:: | Scrabble |
| Word game:: | Cherades |
| Clothing style:: | Smart, tastful, gothic look |
| Truth or dare question:: | "Truth or dare" |
| Fairy tale:: | Nightmere before christmas |
| Lullaby:: | None |
| Holiday:: | Christmas |
| Mythological creature:: | all of 'em |
| Miscellaneous item:: | My manga |
| Storybook character:: | Kakashi Hatake and Sousuke Sagara |
| Movie character:: | Will Turner and Elizabeth Swanne |
| Play character:: | Zip |
| Musical character:: | Zip |
| College:: | Harvard |
| Football team:: | GBP |
| Soccer team:: | None |
| Tennis player:: | None |
| Hockey team:: | None |
| Basketball team:: | Bucks |
| Baseball team:: | None |
| Swimmer:: | None |
| Track star:: | None |
| Vegetable:: | Carrots |
| Fruit:: | Fresh apple |
| Toothpaste brand:: | Colgate |
| Type of computer:: | Dell |
| Medication:: | None |
| Poison:: | Slow and painful |
| Type of sword:: | Sharp and quick |
| Type of gun:: | Sniper |
| Planet:: | Saturn |
| Space feature:: | Stars |
| Breed of cat:: | Tabby |
| Dog:: | Flat-cated retriever |
| Spider:: | Black Widow |
| Fish:: | None |
| Penguin:: | None |
| Species of crustacean:: | Crab |
| Arachnid:: | Scorpian |
| Insect:: | none |
| Pair of socks:: | My long ones from Korea |
| Scooby-Doo character:: | Don't watch scooby doo |
| Spongebob Squarepants character:: | Don't watch Spongebob |
| Quote:: | "Don't let the fear of striking out keep you from playing th game" |
| Adage:: | Huh??? |
| President:: | Teddy Roosevelt and Franklin D. Roosevelt. Both of whom i am related too; Franklin is my 12 cousin |
| Astrological sign:: | Aries |
| Chinese zodiac sign:: | Dog |
| Number:: | 21 |
| Short story:: | None |
| Word:: | anime |
| Definition:: | Japanese animation |
| Time period:: | Has been around since the '70's |
| Dictionary brand:: | Webster's |
| Series of books:: | DNAngel and Naruto |
| Publishing company:: | Tokyo Pop and Shounen Jump |
| Illustrator:: | Masashi Kishimoto and Yukiru Sukisaki |
| Artist:: | None |
| Childhood story:: | None |
| Childhood memory:: | All the times I showed Ricky up |
| Facial expression:: | Sly grin |
| Serial killer:: | Don't know any |
| Medieval torture device:: | Metal poles with white-hot ends |
| Instrument:: | Flute |
| Brand of chocolate:: | Dark chocolate |
| Candy:: | Creme savers |
| Brand of candy:: | I don't know |
| Time of day:: | 12:00 pm |
| Codename Amour and Adori use:: | Huh??? |
| Letter:: | A |
| Inside joke:: | None |
| Joke:: | Too...*twitch* tired! |
| Scent:: | Vanilla or rose |
| Onomotapoeia:: | Huh??? |
| Alliteration:: | Huh?????? |
| =>The Ideal Mate<= |
| Hair color:: | Raven black or dark brown |
| Hair length:: | not very short but not long either. No lower then chin |
| Hair style:: | Messy and naturally spikey |
| Eye color:: | Bright, bright ice blue |
| Skin color:: | tannish |
| Any makeup?:: | No, ew |
| Clothing style:: | Smart, tasteful, gothic like |
| Shy or outgoing?:: | both |
| Happy or depressed?:: | Happy |
| Funny or serious?:: | Knows when which is needed |
| Abusive or kind?:: | As kind as possible |
| Respectful or perverted?:: | Too respectful for his own good |
| Completely describe their personality:: | He is a total charmer, but is naive too. Despite how smart he is he is rather dense to that which is going on around him. He's often to respectful, and needs to be shooken up. |
| This is another space if you need it:: | Sweeter then sugar, tons of people love him! But despite how strong he is mentally and physically he is very gentle and caring. |
| Ideal height:: | 6'4 |
| Ideal weight:: | Ideal weight for a tall muscular guy |
| Body type:: | AB- |
| Completely describe their appearances:: | Tall, gentle smile, crooked grin, handsome, muscular, and has awesome eyes and hair. |
| This is another space if you need it:: | |
| Cup size or condom size:: | EH?!?! |
| Masochistic or sadistic?:: | Huh? |
| Conformist or nonconformist?:: | Huh? |
| Artistic or athletic?:: | Both |
| Intellectual or unintelligent?:: | intellectual |
| Complex or simple?:: | Simply complex |
| What would their hobbies be?:: | Playing football, is in lots of clubs, and helps others |
| Interests?:: | Almost everything |
| Obsessions:: | Me, but not TO obsessed. |
| Would they hug you often?:: | Yep |
| Kiss you often?:: | No, I'd have to kiss him |
| Would they frequently tell you that they loved you?:: | Often |
| Have you already found your ideal mate?:: | No |
| Or as close as someone can get?:: | No |
| Would you have sex often, never, or sometimes?:: | Sometimes |
| Are you in love?:: | I would be if this guy exsisted |
| What will you do together?:: | Everything we both enjoy |
| Your ideal date:: | A early start at an amusement park, riding as many rides as possible, staying til dark, and a nice dinner at a tasteful resurant |
| Your ideal wedding:: | In my family's church, with only close friends and family. I would be wearing my sister's wedding dress, looking very pretty. |
| How many kids?:: | A few adopted, a few born maybe, doesn't matter |
| What will their names be?:: | We'd both have to agree |
| What do you think they would look like?:: | A few like me, a few like him |
| Will you even have kids?:: | Yes |
| If not, why?:: | I like kids! |
| Will you even get married?:: | Maybe |
| If no, why?:: | Only if I'm in complete and utter, lost for words, love |
| Are you taken or single?:: | single |
| =>Dislikes<= |
| Least favorite color:: | None |
| Animal:: | None |
| Number:: | None |
| President:: | None |
| Actor:: | None |
| Actress:: | None |
| Director:: | None |
| Celebrity:: | None |
| Artist:: | None |
| Illustrator:: | None |
| Poet:: | None |
| Writer:: | None |
| Band:: | None |
| Musician:: | None |
| Singer:: | None |
| Food:: | None |
| Fruit:: | None |
| Vegetable:: | None |
| Candy:: | None |
| Candy bar:: | None |
| Brand of chocolate:: | None |
| Skittles flavor:: | None |
| Month:: | None |
| Year:: | None |
| Decade:: | None |
| Century:: | None |
| Millenium:: | None |
| Era:: | None |
| Time period:: | None |
| Battle of the Civil War:: | None |
| War:: | None |
| Battle of WWII:: | None |
| Battle of American Revolution:: | None |
| Genius:: | None |
| Genus of plant:: | None |
| Flower:: | None |
| Tree:: | None |
| Hair color:: | None |
| Eye color:: | None |
| Fairy tale:: | None |
| Disney princess:: | None |
| Disney villain:: | None |
| Disney prince:: | None |
| Movie character:: | None |
| Play character:: | None |
| Book character:: | None |
| Musical character:: | None |
| Play:: | None |
| Musical:: | None |
| Person:: | None |
| Brand of cereal:: | None |
| Brand of battery:: | None |
| Mental illness:: | None |
| Medication:: | None |
| Serial killer:: | None |
| Poison:: | None |
| Type of sword:: | None |
| Type of gun:: | None |
| Toothpaste brand:: | None |
| Scent:: | None |
| Taste:: | None |
| Sound:: | None |
| Sexual position:: | None |
| Article of clothing:: | None |
| =>What do you think Of...<= |
| Ugly people?:: | I feel bad for them |
| Pretty people?:: | as long as they aren't mean, they're awesome |
| Bald people?:: | Shiney..... |
| Scrawny African children?:: | Awww! :( *gives food* |
| Religion?:: | Pfft |
| Politics?:: | Pfft |
| Abortion?:: | Awww |
| Church?:: | Pfft |
| Separation of church and state?:: | Oh well |
| Blondes?:: | Some are wise, some are blondes |
| Brunettes?:: | I am a brunette |
| Redheads?:: | They have red hair |
| Mainstream rock?:: | Eh? |
| Abercrombie?:: | ? |
| Pop music?:: | Aweome |
| Classic rock?:: | Okay |
| Roleplaying?:: | Slightly weird |
| Emo music?:: | Never heard it |
| Ignorance?:: | pure bliss |
| Stupidity?:: | No excuse |
| Mental retardation?:: | Awww! :(, Poor child! |
| My friend, Kcaiyettlyinnee?:: | Who??? |
| Friends?:: | Awesomeist things in the world |
| Disrespect?:: | DIE THOSE WHO DO! |
| Immaturity?:: | No excuse |
| Republicans?:: | no comment |
| Democrats?:: | no comment |
| George W. Bush?:: | no comment |
| Your mom? (OH, BURN.):: | My mom might be dying. What do you mean 'burn'??? |
| My mom?:: | Don't know her |
| Me?:: | Don't know you |
| This survey?:: | Is awesome |
| Dry walls?:: | Okay |
| Painted walls?:: | Best |
| Drugs?:: | Useful, but some pointless |
| Alcohol?:: | Nice to have a glass or two but otherwise no way |
| Prostitution?:: | Pathetic |
| Premarital sex?:: | Patheticer |
| Teenage sex?:: | Patheticest |
| People?:: | Some cool, some should die |
| Your classmates?:: | Some are cool, others should rot in hell |
| Your co-workers?:: | Don't got any |
| Your school?:: | Awesome |
| Your family?:: | Awesome |
| My family?:: | Don't know your family |
| Your mental health?:: | What about it? It's perfectly fine |
| My mental health?:: | I don't know |
| Falling asleep holding a stuffed animal?:: | Okay |
| Your life?:: | Okay |
| My life?:: | Don't know your life |
| The color green?:: | Cool |
| Pickles?:: | Yum |
| Food?:: | Yummy |
| Electricity?:: | Cool |
| Niagra falls?:: | Awesome |
| Cataracts?:: | DIE! :flame eyes: YOU KILLED MY DOG!!!!!! |
| Bridges?:: | Nice |
| Braces?:: | Eek, haha! |
| Dictionairies?:: | useful |
| Television?:: | Awsome |
| Fairy tales?:: | stupid |
| Hollywood?:: | Pointless |
| MTV?:: | Okay |
| =>Currently...<= |
| What are you feeling?:: | Tired, and as if a large weight is on my brain |
| Smelling?:: | kinda sweaty, I was on the tredmill earlier |
| Seeing?:: | Perfect |
| Hearing?:: | Perfect |
| Doing?:: | Perfect |
| Who are you talking to online?:: | No one |
| On the phone?:: | No one |
| What room of the house are you in?:: | My room |
| Are you cold?:: | No |
| Bored?:: | No |
| Warm?:: | yes |
| Hot?:: | No |
| Do you look nice?:: | Sorta |
| What are you wearing?:: | My pj's |
| Are you eating anything?:: | No |
| Drinking anything?:: | Water |
| What's your heart rate?:: | i don't know |
| BMI?:: | Huh? |
| What brand of shoes are you wearing?:: | I'm not wearing any |
| What are you wishing for?:: | A nice long sleep |
| What are you worried about?:: | A night of rolling around with no sleep at all |
| Sad about?:: | I might fail my math test |
| Happy about?:: | I'm beating my friend Emily in the amount of Signatures i have, hehehehe |
| Angry about?:: | I'm still not done with this survey and it's past midnight |
| Serious about?:: | I want to get my homework done |
| Laughing about?:: | The hilarious song on the radio |
| Talking about?:: | Nothing |
| Typing about?:: | All my answers |
| =>Friends<= |
| Who are your friends?:: | Emily B, Emily W, Sara, Maressa, and Rheanna |
| Your best friends?:: | Emily B and Sara |
| Who do you hang out with most?:: | Sara |
| Who do you treat the best?:: | All of them |
| Who treats you the best?:: | All of them |
| Do you even have friends?:: | Yes |
| If so, why are you taking this survey?:: | It's late, and I was helping another person with her site. I finished and decided to take the longest survey I could find |
| Who's the funny one?:: | Me |
| The smart one?:: | Me |
| The depressed one?:: | No one |
| The punk?:: | Maressa |
| The goth?:: | Emily W |
| The prep?:: | Rheanna |
| The jock?:: | Me |
| The outcast?:: | Emily B (no offense Emily) |
| The stupid one?:: | Rheanna, she is beyond naive |
| The one who you think will kill someone one day?:: | Me >:) |
| The annoying one?:: | Rheanna |
| The hyper one?:: | Emily W |
| The oblivious one?:: | Rheanna |
| The romantic?:: | Maressa |
| The pervert?:: | Carley, another friend |
| The content one?:: | Me |
| The liar?:: | Me |
| The cheapskate?:: | Alina, another friend |
| The ominous one?:: | Alina |
| The disrespectful one?:: | Alina |
| The abusive one?:: | Alina |
| The hot one?:: | Hmm, Emily B (Make you feel better Em?) tied with Emily W |
| The ugly one?:: | Carley |
| The one that hates you?:: | No one |
| The one that hates you, but hangs out with you anyway?:: | Umm...I don't know |
| The back-up one?:: | Sara |
| The fighter?:: | Me |
| The lover?:: | Sara |
| The hippie?:: | Rheanna |
| The druggie?:: | No one |
| The alcoholic?:: | No one |
| The one that's recovering?:: | No one |
| The one that's in jail?:: | No one |
| The one that is most likely to be in jail?:: | Emily W |
| The one that's going to be executed?:: | no one |
| The most likely to be murdered?:: | no one |
| The most likely to be committed to a mental hospital?:: | Emily W |
| The most likely to stay there forever?:: | No one |
| The normal one?:: | Me |
| The conformist?:: | Sara and me |
| The nonconformist?:: | Carely |
| The masochistic one?:: | Huh? |
| The sadistic one?:: | Huh? |
| The weird one?:: | Me |
| The musical one?:: | Emilly W |
| The artistic one?:: | Me, emily B |
| The perfect one?:: | Me |
| The literary genius?:: | Me and Emily B |
| The fugitive?:: | Hmm, Emily W |
| The juvenille delinquint?:: | No one |
| The Jewish one?:: | Umm...no one |
| The Christian one?:: | All of us |
| The Buddhist one?:: | no one |
| The Muslim one?:: | no one |
| The Hindu one?:: | no one |
| The Catholic one?:: | no one |
| The Wiccan one?:: | no one |
| The atheist?:: | Me |
| The agnostic?:: | Me |
| The cutter?:: | Huh? |
| The anorexic one?:: | Huh? |
| The bulimic one?:: | Huh? |
| The skinny one?:: | Emily W |
| The thin one?:: | Sara and Emily B |
| The fat one?:: | Carley |
| The obese one?:: | no one |
| The Satanic one?:: | no one |
| =>Have you Ever...<= |
| Gone on a cruise?:: | No |
| Beaten someone up?:: | No |
| Been beaten up?:: | Yep |
| Bullied someone?:: | No |
| Been bullied?:: | Yes, everyday still |
| Attempted suicide?:: | No |
| Attempted murder?:: | No |
| Nearly died?:: | No |
| Broken the law?:: | No |
| Stolen something?:: | Yes. I stole a 5 mm by 5 mm piece of gum when I was 3. I put it back though. |
| Had an abortion?:: | Hello, I'm a virgin! AND DAMN PROUD OF IT! |
| Known the president?:: | I'm related to two famous ones. |
| Had an affair with the president?:: | EH?! NO! |
| Met a famous person?:: | My dad knew Harrison Ford back when he and him were young |
| Masturbated?:: | Huh? |
| Gotten drunk?:: | No |
| Gotten high?:: | No |
| Had masochistic sex?:: | No |
| Had an affair?:: | No |
| Been out of the country?:: | No |
| Out of state?:: | Yes |
| Out of your town?:: | Yes |
| Written a poem?:: | yes |
| A story?:: | Yes |
| A novel?:: | Yes |
| A song?:: | No |
| Gotten published?:: | No |
| Written a love poem?:: | No |
| Story?:: | Yes |
| Novel?:: | No |
| Song?:: | No |
| Said that you hated the world?:: | No |
| Finished school?:: | No |
| Flunked a grade?:: | No |
| Flunked a test?:: | Yes |
| Flunked a subject?:: | No |
| Read a book for enjoyment?:: | yes, many times |
| Bungee jumped?:: | No |
| Skydived?:: | No |
| Danced?:: | No |
| Been to a dance?:: | Yes |
| Suba dived?:: | No |
| Broken a bone?:: | No |
| Gotten a nose bleed?:: | Yes |
| Had an orgasm?:: | No |
| Suffered from psychosis?:: | Huh??? |
| Wished you could get away with something?:: | Yes |
| Thought of killing someone?:: | Yes |
| Thought of killing yourself?:: | ...No |
| Saved someone's life?:: | No |
| Saved your own?:: | No |
| Gone to the beach?:: | Yes |
| Gone fishing?:: | yes |
| Gone to an island?:: | Yes |
| Died in a dream?:: | Yes (I HATE YOU EMILY!) |
| Had a dream that came true?:: | Yes, 5 times |
| Kissed someone in the rain?:: | No |
| Gotten pregnant?:: | No |
| Eaten calamari?:: | No |
| Lobster?:: | Yes |
| Helped anybody during the holidays?:: | Yes |
| Helped a stranger?:: | No |
| Kissed a stranger?:: | No |
| Hugged a stranger?:: | No |
| Had sex with a stranger?:: | NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| =>Can You...<= |
| Kiss your elbow?:: | No |
| Touch your nose with your tongue?:: | No |
| Stick your fist in your mouth?:: | Almost |
| Touch your toes?:: | Almost |
| Give away money?:: | Yes |
| Marry a family member?:: | No |
| Hire an assassin?:: | Yes |
| Get ahold of drugs?:: | No |
| Alcohol?:: | No |
| Stay up all night?:: | Yes |
| Stay up for /ten/ nights?:: | No |
| Finish this survey?:: | YOU BET! |
| Swim?:: | Yes |
| Draw well?:: | Yes |
| Sing well?:: | No |
| Write well?:: | Yes |
| Eat a box of chocolates in an hour?:: | Yes |
| Eat an entire package of Oreos in a half an hour?:: | Yes |
| Without milk?:: | Yes |
| Predict the future?:: | No |
| =>Would you Ever...<= |
| Sacrifice everything for a friend?:: | Yes |
| A lover?:: | Yes |
| Give your life for a friend?:: | Yes |
| A lover?:: | Yes |
| Give your life to save a stranger's?:: | Yes |
| Post yourself having sex up on the Internet?:: | HELL NO! EW! EW! EW!!!!!! |
| Sell yourself?:: | No |
| Have cyber sex?:: | NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS! IN INFINTATY OF YEARS! |
| Real sex?:: | When I'm married |
| With who?:: | With my husband |
| Here's an extra space if you need one:: | OO |
| Lie to a friend?:: | Yes |
| Lie to your parents?:: | Yes |
| Lie to a lover?:: | No |
| Steal from your parents?:: | No |
| Hug them in public?:: | Yes |
| Blow up your house?:: | No |
| Abuse someone?:: | NEVER! |
| Use someone?:: | Yes |
| Recommend this survey to a friend?:: | Yes |
| =>Would you ever Be...<= |
| A fireman?:: | Yes |
| Policeman?:: | No |
| Serial killer?:: | No |
| Doctor?:: | Yes |
| Surgeon?:: | No |
| Prostitute?:: | Never |
| Playboy model?:: | Never |
| Writer?:: | Maybe |
| Artist?:: | Maybe |
| Musician?:: | No |
| Assassin?:: | Maybe |
| Ninja?:: | wish I could |
| Soldier?:: | Maybe |
| President?:: | Maybe |
| Darth Vader?:: | No |
| Pilot?:: | Yes |
| Mortician?:: | No |
| Forensic scientist?:: | No |
| Detective?:: | No |
| Lawyer?:: | Maybe |
| Drug-dealer?:: | Never |
| Pirate?:: | Never |
| Box-carrier?:: | No |
| Store clerk?:: | Maybe |
| Banker?:: | Maybe |
| Criminal?:: | No |
| Target?:: | Maybe |
| Professional wrestler?:: | No |
| Tennis player?:: | Nah |
| Rapper?:: | Can't rhyme for crap |
| Country singer?:: | No, i hate country |
| Pop star?:: | Nah |
| Actor?:: | Stage fright |
| Plastic surgeon?:: | Maybe |
| =>Why...<= |
| Is the sky blue?:: | Something to do with waves.... |
| Is the world round?:: | Because it was molded round as it was caught in the Sun's gravitational pull and started revolving around it |
| Is the world unfair?:: | So many people believe things that aren't fair to others |
| Are most people selfish?:: | They were spoiled |
| Impolite?:: | Never disiplined |
| Disrespectful?:: | Never taught respect |
| Conforming?:: | Huh? |
| Are there religions?:: | No clue |
| Theories?:: | To help us solve reasons |
| Opinions?:: | Everyone thinks differently |
| Are humans so intelligent?:: | They're brains and processing are more evolved |
| Do we need air?:: | To keep oxygen in out blood, which in turn, keeps one's organs going, which in turn, keeps the person alive. You'd die in 4 minutes without air. |
| Do we age?:: | our Systems become more mature and begin to detereate |
| Do we die?:: | Our organs finally fail us |
| Can't pigs fly?:: | They aren't built for it |
| Is there cheddar cheese in the world?:: | I do not know |
| Swiss?:: | i don't know |
| American?:: | I don't know |
| Are you taking this?:: | Boredom, and to prove my endurance, Mwahaha! >:D, i'm almost done!!! |
| =>When was the last Time...<= |
| You brushed your teeth?:: | 7:59 |
| Took a shower?:: | Last night |
| Ate?:: | 6:32 |
| Drank?:: | 2 seconds ago |
| Drank an alcoholic beverage?:: | Never |
| Took a pill?:: | 8 months ago |
| Smoked?:: | Never |
| You got your photograph taken?:: | last month |
| You got caught doing something bad?:: | Never |
| Had sex?:: | Never |
| Dyed your hair?:: | Never |
| Hurt someone physically?:: | Never |
| Hurt someone emotionally?:: | Never |
| Did your homework?:: | Last night |
| Hung out with your friends?:: | Lunch |
| Got drunk?:: | never |
| Got high?:: | Never |
| Said: | ??? |
| Said: | ??? |
| Took a survey?:: | Yesturday |
| Won a contest?:: | I was 5 |
| Went out on a date?:: | Never |
| Had a strong sexual drive?:: | Ew, never! |
| =>Word Association<= |
| Bed.: | Sleep...*yawn* |
| Curtains.: | Morning |
| Lights.: | school |
| Music.: | homework time |
| Candles.: | blackout |
| Closet.: | bring out dress |
| Door.: | open it |
| Window.: | Sun |
| Onomotapoeia.: | Huh??? |
| Dog.: | Lucky! |
| Cat.: | Molly |
| Egypt.: | King Tut |
| Corey.: | huh? |
| Mirror.: | of Her dreams by.... |
| Case.: | Closed |
| Cage.: | Bird |
| Cave.: | Mounds |
| Nutella.: | Huh? |
| Bird.: | cage |
| Bear.: | claw |
| Death.: | grave |
| Life.: | death |
| White.: | black |
| Black.: | white |
| Personality.: | Attitude |
| Pickle.: | Yum... |
| Dilemna.: | ARG! Not again |
| Love.: | Never |
| Liberal.: | Die! |
| Conservative.: | Huh? |
| Ball.: | game |
| Moderate.: | mild |
| Inept.: | Cool |
| THE END. Congratulations. |
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