myOtaku.com: midnight mistral

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Vitals

Location
• Here. :)
Member Since
• 2004-02-21
Occupation
• Student.
Real Name
• Just call me Tills.

Personal

Achievements
• I can sit with my feet by my hips and my back flat on the ground.
Anime Fan Since
• Along time now.
Favorite Anime
• .Hack// , FLCL.
Goals
• Hm..
Hobbies
• Gazette, other music, Gothic Lolita, ShoXX, swimming, video games, choir, Bell choir, being a person of the steps, my Tamagotchi, drawing.
Talents
• Drawing, making yarn dolls, pixeling.

myOtaku.com: midnight mistral

Sunday, March 13, 2005

:D
The Story Of Tilly's Exhistance.
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My parents were really mutated toxic rats killed by the teenage muntant ninja turtles. Before they could kill me I was sent in a basket filled with hay and sent down the sewers to the sewer queen. The sewer queen disowned me to the surface were I was taken in by cows, were I learned my eating habits. This explains why I'm fat. I was then abducted from the feild one night by aliens who tattooed my middle finger on my left hand with a dot, that has a device hideing what I really look like. They put me in an egg and sent me back to earth. Dorma the explorer (Dora's grandma) found me in my egg and put me in her talking backpack Steve to hide me from swipper the swipeing fox. Dorma ran up a volcano and tripped, accidently dropping me into the lava along with her talking back-pack. Steve. (R.I.P Steve) Luckily I survived because a dragon flew in to grab me, which thyen took me to a wizard. The wizard took me to Europe and then put me in a barrel of Apples to America. Were I was found by chickens. The chickens gave me to a seagull. The seagull took me to the mermaids and the mermaids gave me to the pelican which mistook me for a fish and attempted to eat me, but spit me out from my strong taste of salt. I landed in a highway were I was hit many times by cars , this explains indentations and my stupidity. Racoons attempted to eat me but when I cried they took me in and gave me to the trees and a migit goblin with long purple hair who sung 'tip-toe through the tulips'. This taught me how to sing hippi camp songs, my love of polka, my excessive singing of tip toe through the tulips and my strong dislike of the FDA. The goblin gave me to a humongus cardinal, but got tired from my morbidly obeast-ness and dropped me on my sister's head. This explanes why her heads flat and why she's dumb also. My mom picked me and my sister up and took us inside and called me her own. This is my life story. This explanes why I'm diffrent. This explanes why I'm fat. And by the way-- a semi-truck ran over my spine giveing me sculiosous.
--n.e.r--
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