Thursday, October 6, 2005

I'M AN ENDANGERED SPECIES AND I'M A GRAPEFRUIT HARASSER!!!

AND I'M PROUD OF IT! Damn right!

today I went to MOD's house and we baked cookies (the instant kind/precut ones. we kind of cheated..) and stuff. While we were doing this I started poking the grapefruit that was at the table counter. MOD started telling me i was a grapefruit harasser! How rude.

Then we had dinner with her family. Soonit became quiet so i broke the silence with the "i saw a cat the other day" line but it just didn't work. Darn it. It always works!

Soon MOD's little sis starts a story 'bout all of us. I'll just skip to the details bout when i become extinct. We're all at Helen Land (a wonderful place filled with helen's, food, and internet access every where you turn!). Soon there is only one hamburger left! Oh no! The insanity! Then all of a sudden MOD eats it! AHHHHHHHHHHH! With the only hamburger gone from Helen Land all except the original Helen died. So now i'm an endangered species. They also died cuz the internet access was gone.

That is my sad sad story.

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