Tuesday, August 10, 2004

Quotes

Um, yeah...my 3rd post today...got this idea when I had gotten over my paranoia... I'm going to list my favorite quotes! It'd be nice if you guys could comment with your favorites, or tell me what to think of mine... (Hopefully I can remember all of them)Well, here we go. -It's better to be hated for who you are, than to be loved for who your aren't. -Why be infatuated in happy colors when the world is so depressingly black? (Soo described me) -When life gives you lemons...throw them back and say Make your own D!mn lemonade!! -There is no meaning of life. We all live pointless lives, destined to die. I just choose to live my life the way I want to before my destiny comes true. -But, if I let a smile be my umbrella, won't the water just collect in it like a bowl, and then drench me when it collapses? They are concave ya know. -Ummmm... I don't consider you all sane. Just thought i'd let you know. -Glad I'm not considered sane too, I can stop acting now... -If peace and love are important, then why is your avatar shooting me? -That's the name of the guns, Peace and Love. -I'm 1/3 alien! I'm also 1/3 demon, 1/6 human, and 1/6 something else. -If you dare ask that again, I will personally rip out your eyelids, shove them up your nose far enough to poke your brain, shove a silver stake in your ear, rip it out, use it to put you on a crucifix (sp?), yank it out of your wrist, push you off a bridge into the nearest river, pull you out just before you can drown by grabbing your neck with a rope, and hang you off of the tallest building I can find so that you can die from fear rather than the hanging... -o.0 ...You'd enjoy that wouldn't you? -Not really. I just enjoy torturing people with empty threats. -They should make a right on the Highway of Life and go to Hell. -Life sucks, but it's better than the alternative. -Comprehension is not a requisit of cooperation. -If we never take time, how can we ever have time? -I'm not going to try to delude you, saying it won't be so bad, because it will. Ok? This is going to hurt like hell and there's nothing anyone can do about it. (Hehe) -Someone stands up in the middle of happy hour and shouts, "Hey, all lawyers are assholes." Another person stands up and replies, "I resent that remark!" "Why, are you a lawyer?" "No, I'm an asshole." -Yo Squirrel food, click ya heels tagetha 3 times and repeat, "I need a life." -What? It is so clean! Just ignore the mess, and it's perfectly spotless! -Telepath, psychopath, what's the difference? -I shall call him Squishy, and he shall be mine; and he shall be my squishy! -Yusuke Urameshi, age 14. He's supposed to be the main character of the story, but it seems he is dead. -It's not me, the rest of the world's insane. -You're afraid of me because I'm different. I'm afraid of you because you're all the same. -Before you make fun of someone, try walking a mile in their shoes. This way, you'll be a mile away from them, and have their shoes. -I went to a Chinese restaurant the other day, and I realized that the scariest thing in the world would quite possibly be to open up a fortune cookie and pull out a blank piece of paper. -After finding someone/something that they'd been looking for for a long time, why do people always say it was in the last place they'd look? Of course it'll be the last place you look, unless you're a moron and keep looking after you'd found it. -Me, I am dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. But you can not always trust an honest man to be honest, therefore, it is the honest men you should watch out for. -A stick is your friend, a pointed stick is your good friend, an army of pointed sticks is your best friend. -How would you know if you had gone crazy? If you think to yourself, "I could be crazy," you can't be crazy. A crazy person doesn't allow the possibility that they're crazy. Crazy people convince themselves that they're actually sane. But... couldn't that be exactly what you're doing when you think "I couldn't possibly be crazy, because I'm considering that I could be crazy." In considering that you're crazy, you're convincing yourself you're sane, and in doing that, there's the possibility that you're crazy. Yes. I have a lot of favorite quotes. And this post is probably the longest one I've ever made... Ah well.

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