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Monday, September 13, 2004


When Bad Little Teddy Bears Brandish Chainsaws.. Episode 1!
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear.. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy wuzzy... and Fuzzy Wuzzy still hasn't done his math homework... because Fuzzy Wuzzy is a lazy bear... *nods* Bad, bad Fuzzy Wuzzy... Fuzzy Wuzzy is a lazy wittle who has school tomorrow... *nod nod* BAD FUZZY WUZZY!!! >< PUT DOWN THE CHAINSAW... there ya go.. yup.. just like that... O.O No, not towards me! Back! BACK I SAY! *Brandishes a chair* Back! That's right... on the ground... Now back away... Uh huh.. *picks up chain saw* Heeheehee, now Fuzzy Wuzzy won't even be in one piece... >:) *vroom* *schlice clatter* O.O What have I done?! FUZZY WUZZY!! >< Nooooo!!! *sob* A proper funeral is in order... *buries him* Would anyone like to say a few words? *teary eyed*
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear.. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy wuzzy... *dabs eyes*

THAT NIGHT:
*Snore* Nn... Fuzzy Wuzzy... no... don't.. *shadow of mangled teddy bear crosses bed*

TO BE CONTINUED...
Stay tuned for the next episode of "When Bad Little Teddy Bears Brandish Chainsaws"!

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