Tuesday, June 21, 2005

   Hello! Is anybody out there?
T-T
It's been....well I dunno how long but I've been gone a LONG TIME!
T-T so sorry! but don blame me its b/c of the acursed sims! I got sims2 this game if anyone knows it and well I got addicted *twiches*
But wow lots has happened! First off, HAPPY SUMMER TO ALL YOU PPLS!
Whoot! Tomarrow I have one more final and I'm done with 9th grade! finito! Alas its the earth science regence and I'm nervous T-T
Anywayz how you all are doing well, and I'll talk2 you tomarrow K? Bye!
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Wednesday, June 15, 2005

   Hey ppls!
glad those who read my story liked it ^-^ sorry it was so long! *hugz*

you know this week has been so hectic T-T FINALS! T-T S.S. and english....but the good thing is they were not that bad. The thing I'm worried about is the math final T-T i hate math T-T K well got to go see you later!
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Wednesday, June 8, 2005

   End of a saga........
*warning! please read the previous installments if you have not read this B4!!! It will spoil the end 4 U! Also, I had I great time writing this and I hope you liked it. As I said its my first parody/fanfic so if it sucks...sorry. well now tha my hand is practically falling off from writing this...ENJOY!*



Finally Han Solo, Chewie, the

droids and Princess Leia, have

arrived on a distant moon where the

rebel base is located. They where

able to succesfully deliver the

secret Death star battle plans.

When they arrive they are greeted

by Senator Organa, Princess

Leia's father. Now, they go to the

rebel base to study the stolen

plans in hopes of finding a

weakness.....

*inside the rebel base leia enter arm and arm w/ her father, followed by Luke, Chewie and the droids. They are greeted by various rebels*

Roy mustang: Princess Leia! tis a joyous occurance you have been returned to us safely!

Princess: OH! captian cardie!
*bows* its so nice to see you again!

Hughes: my daughter tells me she was saved by these characters.*points to ed*

Ed: ah well it was nothin ^-^;;

Captain mustang:nonsense, all of you shall be rewarded for the return of the princess!

Ed: thanks ^-^

Mustang: yes well-*stops short* you are a SHORT fellow are'nt you....

Ed:*starts to shake* w-well heh he does it matter?!

Mustang: no not really...

Liea!

Tohru:Oh! Riea! *a girl with identical buns in hair rushes forward and hugs liea*

Winry: its been so long we thought you were dead!

Tohru: Oh! i'm sorry for worrying you! I'm okay!!!

Ed: um...?

Tohru: oh! I'm sorry! this is my cousin Princess Reia ^-^Reia this is Luke skywalker.

*ed and winry stare at each other*
Winry: *sizes up ed* kinda short for a pilot....

Ed:grrrr

Kyo: he ain't the pilot..

*they all look up*

Tohru: Han-san!*rushes to him*

Everyone this is Han solo!

Huges: oh yeah...I wondered what happened to him....

Tohru: he was able to sucessfully menuver our ship and escape the empire!

Mustang: impressive

Kyo: *looking awkward* well it was'nt really....

Reia: well I guess that's it! c'mon uncle organa! Leia! the gernrals are waiting!

*they all start to walk forward*
*tohru pulls her dad aside*

Tohru: dad?

Hughes:yes sugar muffin?

Tohru: the plans are enclosed within the taqchcoma droids memory.They are battle plans to the death star. They must be analized right away if we have any hope of destroying the empire. It's our only hope.

Huges: yes right away

* we see ed in a pilot suit*
* he spots han packing and goes over*

Ed: so....you got your reward?

Kyo: yup*he doesen't even look at luke*

Ed: so are'nt you gonna help the rebellion? your a good pilot we could really use you!

*kyo turns to luke*

Kyo: look kid, I got my money and now I'm gettin the hell outta here. I ain't gettin invloved!
And hey! your a pretty good pilot yourself kid! why don you ditch this place and come w/ me an chewie?

Ed: no I can't. they need me and they need you to.

Kyo:hmf

Ed: *sighs* well good luck spending your MONEY *starts to walk away*

Kyo: *looks guilty* hey luke...

Ed: *turns around*

Kyo: good luck...you know out.. there

Ed: you too

*han watches him go*

Snorelax:grrrraaagggg?

Kyo :what?! what are you lookin at?

* later in the board room, rebel pilots(including luke) gather to view the stolen plans of the Death star*

Mustang: after viewing the death star plans given to us by princess Leia, the concil and i have detected a weakness. if One small fighter jet can sneak in towards the main reactor, located on the death star,and fire a missle, we might have a chnace at destroying the death star.

Hughes: the only problem is getting there. we'll need one main fighter jet to fire the missle while other fighter jets distract the enemy.

Mustang; we'll need someone experienced, sneeky and smart
someone like-

Bond. James Bond.

Ed; WTF?!

James: I believe i can handle it.

Mustang: no sorry dude wrong movie.

James: *looks around* oops sorry.

Hughes: God that guy is getting desperate...

Mustang: Ahem! as I was saying!
anyone wish to nominate anyone?

*Reia jumps up* I nominate Luke sykwalker! for 1000pharceces!

*tohru w/ determined look*
Me too!1000paces!

Mutang: * in auctioner voice*
ihavealukeskywalkerlukeskywalkerforleadfighterpilotdoigetanoneelse?goingonegoing-

*man jumps up* I nominate peter griffen! *points to dude from family guy*for 3000 parsects!

Ed: O.O

Mustang: ihave3000parsectsforpetergriffenanyonanyonegoingonegoingtwice

*another dude jumps up* I nominate the evil squirels!5000parsects!

*anotherjumps up* yeah! evil squirrels! 6000parsects!

Mustang; I have evil squirels for 6000parasectsgoingonce-

Ed: @-@now this is just getting weird!

Mustang:goingtwicegoing-

Reia: 8000 parasects! lukesykwalker!

Man:9000 parsects! david hasselhoff!

*tohru starts to temble*

Reia: oh no! leia!* tohru jumps up and shakes fist*

Tohru:THAT'S IT GODDAMITT! 12000 PARASECTS! lUKE SKYWALKER!*POINTS AT ED*YOU! MAIN FIGHTER! NOW!

Ed: O.O scary! yes ma'am!

Mustang: sold! 12000 parsects!

*tohru strangles ed* WELL C'MON INTO THE PLANE!

Reia: you really must excuse her...its her severe mood swing disorder....^-^;;

Ed: @-@ no...p-problem,,,*falls over*

*pilots desent into their jets, as ed leaves-*

Luke-san Luke san!

*ed turns around* *princess leia and riea are standing there*

Ed: oh hey ^-^

Tohru: luke-san! i'm so sorry I yelled at you! i had a mood swing again!

ed: oh its okay!

tohru: first han-san now you!*smacks herself* I'm a disgrace! and now you have to go on this mission! you might die!

Ed: gah! don't slap your self! it's okay. I want to do this! besides back home, I flew these all the time I'm okay with it.

Tohru; o-okay. Good luck luke san!
*guards escort her away leaving Ed and reia alone*

*they stare at each other*
*silence*

*both looking akward*

Ed: um....ah..

Reia: er....um....

*reia looks down and than shouts*
Reia: JUST DON'T GET BLOWN UP OKAY?!

*runs away*

*ed looks clueless than sighs*
Ed: geez I'll never understand these women...
*in space*

*ed looks around the cockpit*
*all of a sudden-*

ROLL CALL!!!!!

Ed: SHIT ! SON OF A BITCH!*yanks off headset* do ya have to yell like tha?!

*back at rebelbase, Mustang lowers his megaphone* sorry was that too loud? Just making sure your awake!

Ed: awake my ass

Mustang: ok! here we go!

Goldleader 1- Chi

Chi: chi!

Red leader 1-Sanosuke sagara

sanosuke: yo

Red leader 2-Shampoo

Shampoo:I here!

Red leader 3-Kagomes grandpa

*silence*

*mustang takes out megaphone*
KAGOME'S GRANDPA!

*grandpa wakes up*
Wha?! huh?! who called?!

Blue leader 4- monkey

Kuwabara: hey! I'M blueleader 4!

Mustang: exactly what I said. monkey.

Kuwabara: why you! grrrrr

Blue leader 5- monkey

Kuwabara: WTF IS THIS?! YOU FUCK-

Mustang: *holds up censor sign*
quiet! I really meant MONKEY.

Monkey: ooahoo!

Ed: holy shit what IS this?! Who recuited these weirdos?

* somewhere on another planet*

*man stops dead in his tracks and puts hand to his head*

Girl: what is it Master Juandise?

Ayame: somewhere out there in that vast open space before me someone has insulted my marvelous list of recruits! I daresay I am appaled!

Girl: there there*pats shoulder*
*back w/ ed*

Mustang: and last but not least,
Gold leader 6- Midget boy

Ed: WHAT?! I'll KILL YOU!!!!

Mustang: too late you've arrived at the death star. Have fun all of you!

Shampoo: main leader! i be waiting your command!

Sanosuke: yea on your command dude!

Ed: OKAY! Shampoo! you take Kuwabara,and chi. distract the enemy fighters.
While they are tailing you, grandpa,sanosuke and me will fly to the main reactor.

Shampoo: Is okay with shampoo! OK all you is with shampoo!

*shampoo, chi and Kuwabara fly towards the death star where enemy pilots luanch and go after them*
*ed radioing sanosuke*

Ed: okay, grandpa and sano lets-

Sano: wait a sec what about the monkey?

Ed: X.X jeez okay fine c'mon!

*they all fly in low towards main reactor, ed in the center while, sano guards his left and grandpa his right. And the monkey. and well the monkey guards the back.*

*on the other side of the death star*

*Shampoo leads Chi and Kuwabara*

*shampoo blasts at enemy ship
tailing kuwabara*

Shampoo: yay! I kill!

Kuwabara: thanks. Oh! Chi you have a enemy pilot right behind you!

Chi: chi?

*kuwabara blasts it*

Chi: Chi!

Kuwabara: no prob!

Shampoo: is two enemy pilots left! you must be careful!

Chi: *with determined look* chi!
Shampoo: there's one! *chi and Shampoo zero in on an enemy ship*
*chi blasts it*

Shampoo: Yay! you kill!

Chi: ^-^ chi! O.O chi chi!

* she points at kuwabara*

Shampoo: Aiyaa! Kuwabara! is enemy ship behind you!!!

Kuwabara: I can't see em! I CAN'T SEE HIM!

*enemy ship blasts Kuwabara's ship and it blows up*

Shampoo:......oh is too bad..

Chi: ?

director: AHEM!

Shampoo: okay! fine. NNNOOOO!

*puts hand too head* whoe is me! he dead!

diector: that's better ^-^

Chi: chi?

Shampoo: is okay chi! there's only one enemy fighter lef-

* she looks up and sees she's surrounded by at least 20 fighters.*

Shampoo: *sigh* Aiyaa...

Chi: @.@

*back w/ ed*
Sanosuke: k we should be in range of the main reactor in about five minutes.

Ed: good. everthing should be fi-
aghhhhhhh!

Ed: !! *grabs radio* shampoo! are you okay?!

Shampoo: is too many! we is dodging but can't hold much longer! We-

Ed: shampoo! what?! what is it?!

Shampoo: they is leaving. they must have- oh no! they spot you! they after you!

Ed: shit. sanosuke! they found us!
you ready to fight?

Sano: more than ever! lets kick some enemy ass!

Ed: whoot!

Monkey: oooah!

Ed: um grandpa....GRANDPA!

Grandpa: whoha wha?

Ed: stop falling asleep at the wheel!

Grandpa: okay! can't an old man get any sleep?! dang kids...

Ed: There coming!

*sanosuke pulls up and blasts about half of the ships in one minute*

Ed: whoah talk about trigger happy! nice job!

Sano: *grins*

*on board enemy crusier*

General: my lord is there something troubling you?

Akito: HE'S here.

General: who my lord?

Akito:ready my ship! I'm going out there...

*back w/ ed*

Sano: 20 down! three to go! huh?
I'm out of carbon seditrum!

Ed: what?! than get outta here!

Sano: you crazy? I'm stay to help!

Ed: no! you can make it back to base if you leave now! if you stay one blast from the enemy will kill-

*an enemy ship speeds in at top speed*

Sano: huh?

Ed: watch out!

Sano: I got em.

Ed: He's too close! Pull up!

Sano: I got em!

* he goes to shoot but before he can the ship blows snao's ship up*

Ed: No...*smashes fist into wall of cockpit* why?!

Grandpa: watch out sunny! that ship tha blasted your friend just pulled alongside you!

Ed: huh?

*just than ed looks in rear view mirror and sees the reflection of the enemy ship...and inside the ship....
DARTH VADER grining that crazed grin only akito can make*

Ed; *thinking* HIM! he's the one who killed- *just than akito pulls up and shoots kagome's grandpa*

Ed: !!!!!

Grandpa: blast me joints I'm hit!
*blows up *

*back at Rebel base*

*tohru is crying*

R-reia!!!!*sniff* p-poor grandpa!!!

*kagome out of nowhere*
GRANDPAAAA!!!

Winry: It's okay kagome we fell your pain ^-^

Tohru:*cries*

Winry: there there leia. *pats head*

Hughes: No!Butter muffin! don't cr-

Mustang: may I remind you your on duty?

*hughes gives him a glare than turns away from tohru*
Hughes: very well

Tohru: *sob*

Mustang: ah! but it seems the midget is still alive!

*winry and tohru look up*

Tohru: *through tears* Luke-san!

Winry: *in awe* h-he's still alive...

*back with ed*

*akito and the two fighters left zero in on ed and the monkey*

Ed: okay in about a minute we should reach it. Monkey!

......

Ed: MONKEY! THIS IS NO TMIE FOR A BANANNA BREAK!

Monkey: *hides bananna peel* ^-^;;

* akito closes in for the kill*
Monkey: OOOOSGGGHRTYZEEEE!

Tranlation: THEY ARE CLOSING IN!

Ed: stay on target...

Monkey: FAFGHHHOOOOOMAAAGGGG!
Tranlation: I can't hold them!

Ed: STAY ON TARGET!

Monkey; aolfdjngfgnoooo!
Tranlation: I CAN"T HOLD THEM!!!

*akito fires*

Monkey:OOOOOFFFDDDooo!!!
Tranlation:AAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!

*blows up*

*at rebel base*

Tohru: oh! poor monkey!

*out of no where*

ringmaster: No mya monkey!

Mustang: *walking him away* its okay tony. now back to the circus..

Hughes: looks like Luke's our last hope.....

*back w/ ed*
Ed: *looking though cpu grid*
almost there...but I can't get rid of this bastard!

Akito: hmmm the force is strong with this one....

Ed: jeez....
*all of a sudden*

luke.....

Ed: gah! a ghostly voice!

luke....its me.....

Ed: crap I'm dead already?!

Miroku: no dummy! it's me kenobi!

Ed: oh. That's even worse...

Miroku: what's that mean?!

Ed: nothing nothing

Miroku:....

Ed: SO WHY THE HELL YOU HERE?!

Miroku: I'm supposed to tell you somthing....

Ed: what?

Miroku: I forgot.

Ed: WHAT?!

Miroku: no wait....wait for it...wait....OH YEAH! *going back to ghostly voice*
use the force....use it luke!

Ed: THAT was it? that's it?!

*silence*

Ed: well he's gone. But ah what the heck...* takes off goggles and attemps at the force*

* akito zeros in*

Ed: I SEE THE MAIN REACTOR!

*gets ready to fire missil*

*but than sees akito getting ready to fire*

*akito fires but ed dodges it*

Ed: I can't keep this up much longer....

*akito gets ready to shoot again*

Ed: shit! I can't dodge this time!

*akito lowers in*

Ed:agh!

*all of a sudden out of nowhere a huge blast hits the other enemy ships and grazes akito's ship*

Ed: holy crap! WTF WAS THAT?!

Kyo: hey shorty you okay?*kyo flies in millenium falcon*

Ed: *for once in his life ignores the "height challenged" remark*
Han! I knew we needed you!

Kyo: yeah well. You hurry up and finish the job!

Ed: right.* at that moment ed flies low and fires missle. He than pulles up jet*
*the death star explodes*

Ed: YEAH!!!

Kyo; nice job luke!!

Shampoo: *on radio* He kill! he kill!!

Chi: chi! ^-^

*back at rebel base*

Hughes: PRAISE BUDDA!!!!

Tohru: *jumps up and down *
LUKE -SAN! ^-^ *hugs reia*

Winry: Luke did it!!!

Mustang: well done luke

Hughes: yeah hurry up and get you ass back here!!

*in the distance Darth Vader's damaged ship spins off into space*

Ed: *takes deep breath*
whew- glad that is over...

Miroku: see luke....the force is always with you.....

Ed: a-huh whatever...*in his head *
I guess so...maybe...

*back at rebel base*

*all the rebel pilots surrond ed congradulating him*

*tohru comes runing over to ed, who just barely came out of the fighter.*

*she hugs him nearly knocking him over*

Tohru: Luke-san! you made it! you did'nt die!

*han walks over* *is jealous ed is being hugged by tohru*

Tohru: HAN-SAN! your back too!!!
*luanches into giving kyo a huge hug*

Kyo: ?! um....nice to see you too *pats tohru's head* *shakes ed's hand* good job out there.

Ed: thanks
*chewie, Al and tachcoma run over to ed*

Ed: aghhh!

*chewie gives ed friendly slap on the back nearly knocking ed over*

Al: master luke! fine job! slendid!

Ed: *Wheeze*t-thanks

tohru: c'mon! My dad's throwing a buffet for the victory!

Everyone: Buffet?! *they all run into dining hall after tohru*
* only ed is left stand there*

Ed: Whew- *turns to see reia standing there*

Ed: oh! reia...

Winry: you were great out there...
who'd think someone like YOU whould be such a good pilot...

Ed: um thanks....I THINK.....

Winry: *smiles* well I just wanted to say...congradulations...

Ed: *smiles back at her*

Winry: and I-

Mustang: hey midget! you'd better get your ass over here now or all the food's gonna be gone!!!

Ed: YOUR GONNA BE DEAD IN A MINUTE ASSHOLE!
*chases mustang*

Winry: *stands there sort of surprised but than laughs*

Mustang: Naa Naa! can't catch me!

Ed: YOU DEAD!!! *takes out lightsaber*

Mustang: no fair!! T-T

*Later at the throne room,rebels, rebel pilots and all thoses other ppl gather. *they clear the aisle and Chewie, Han and Luke walk down it to the the front of the room*

*there, stand, Senator Organa(Huges), Princess leia, Captian Cardie(mustang), and Princess Riea*

*Reia steps forward and hands somthing to tohru*
*tohru smiling, places metals oh honor over the heads of Kyo, Ed and Snorelax*
*they turn and face the audience*
*everyone claps* dudun dudun dudun
ANIME WARS
Da DA DA DAAAA DUNNNN
Da
Da
Da Da
Dun Da Dun Da Da DUNNNNN

Directed by Director

Written by:Mimiru Shizaki

Based on a certain space
Story
And brought to you by
TheGeorgelucaspleasedonkillme produtions.
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BUT!!!!
Younglings! ye story tis'nt over yet!!!!!!!

Freeloaders....

Han has'nt payed his debt....
hmf figured as much...
Bring him to me....

Annoying younglings....

Ed:For the last time I'm not a GODDAMED HOBBIT!!!
sass give me you do but in training you get no farther...

New surprizes....

Kyo: lando! buddy!
Hello...
Kyo: HOLY SHIT!

AND the return of...

sorry here at burger kingwe only allow people to use the bathroom if if they buy somthing....
Darth vader: WHAT?!
rules are rules....
Darth vader: I'll rip your fucking head off- on second thought maybe I'll have a soda....

All this be on the Saga of....
ANIME WARS!!!!!!
THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK!!!!!!!!



Animewarsisawork/copyright@madeby Mimiru Shizakiandanycopyingis punishablebylaw.^-^

















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Tuesday, June 7, 2005

   hey ppl
I'm back! well sort of.
I still sick. Darn you stupid sickness!Well the good news is my mom let me stay home today so i did not have to go to school. But on the bad side, finals and regients exams are coming and i jus missed a day of studying! Waaaah! T-T

well I gotta go...Oh and I'll try to post the last part of anime wars either tomarrow or the next day. Sorry for making you wait!I'll try to visit you guys. bye!
*shoves medicine down throat*

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Monday, June 6, 2005

hello
this is akemi, here for my lil sis.
she wanted me to write b/c she could not make it to the CPU today. She's really sick so yeah well now you know.Oh yeah, she also said she's sorry for making you guys wait or something. oh well.... bye.
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Friday, June 3, 2005

   and on the saga goes.......
*warning! if you did not read the other parts this may really really confuse you!*



Anime Wars Part IV


* On the millenium falcon, Luke, Han Solo, Princess Leia, C-3PO and Chewie are all on their way to the planet of the rebel base to deliver secret plans smuggled from under the enemy's nose. However whether they get their or not is a different story. After narrowly escapeing and enemy ship AND Darth Vader, the crew is happy to escape with their lives....But for a price. Obi-Wan Kenobi, the leader of the group was killed at the hands of Darth Vader...Now the only hope the galaxy had left is a little twerp-
Ed: I AM NOT A TWERP!
MIMIRU: SHUT THE HELL UP! MY NARRATION TIME!!!! *ahem* -named luke skywalker.....

*in control room of Millenium falcon*
Al: well the good news is we are almost to the rebel base planet...

Snorelax: aghhhggg!

Al: yes. your right. But the bad news is...

Kyo: GODDAMMIT LEAVE ME ALONE!

Al: THEY are all fighting ^-^;;...

Snorelax: graaaggg ^-^;;

Ed: it's all your fault anyway.

Kyo: HOW THE HELL SHOULD I KNOW!?

Ed: she been locked in that room for like 3 hours!

Kyo: hmf

Al: well she WAS about to be put to death.

Kyo: hmf! here we come, rescuing her, and what does she do to show her appreciation? locks herself in her room!

AL: well you were pretty rude..

Ed: yea demanding money like that

Kyo: hey I did'nt sign up for this Princess saving shit! I'M just a pilot and ALL I want is my money and Than I'm gonna get the hell outta here.

* they all glare and turn away*
Kyo: hey! what are you gonna shun me now?
*silence*
oh that's nice. Sure just ignore me! * starts to stomp off* that's it! I'm gonna go sit with chewie *mutters*the only sane one here- *sees chewie turn back w/ others* WHA?! no chewie not you too!* stopms off down hallway* AND I'M NOT APOLOGIZEING!

*he passes tohru door and sighs*
*he stops looks both ways and than knocks*

Kyo:um...hello? miss..girl...um?
*the door opens reveling tohru looking surprized*

Tohru: oh!um hi!

Kyo: um...yea I'm sorry..for um before...and yeah...

Tohru: *stares at him*

Kyo: see I um...well...

Tohru: *gives him blank stare*

Kyo:I DON KNO I'M JUST SORRY OKAY?!

Tohru: oh! um er o-okay!

Kyo: jeez you really are dumb...

Tohru:um but why are you
apologizing?

Kyo: O.O y-you don't remember...? y-you yelled at me and than I...

Tohru: Oh! Oh no...I did it again...

Kyo:?

Tohru: not again...I really need to get a grip!

Kyo: What?!

Tohru: you see I suffer from severe mood swings. You see I'm usually totally fine but every now and than I'll just snap...

Kyo: X_X yeah well sorry anyway ALRIGHT?!

Tohru: oh of course!...um you never did tell me your name...^-^;;

Kyo:*smacks head* *mutters*jeez I'm not going to be able to take this much longer....yeah I'm Han Solo...the captain...*starts to leave* yeah well I'll be go-*

tohru: grabs his hand* very pleased to meet you Han-san!

Kyo: *blushes* ah..um..yeah..um sure...

Tohru: ^-^
*all of a sudden giggling is heard from behind*

giggle giggle hhhhaaann!
ooohhh.

Kyo; WTF?! you were there the whole time?!

Ed; *cracks up* not apologing eh?

Kyo: why you-

Ed: Han and leia sittin in a tree...

Kyo: *grabs ed* I'll ring your neck!

Ed: I'll kick your ass!

Tohru: O.O Ah! UM?!

*ed and kyo start to fight*
*but than chewie starts to wail*

Kyo: *looks up* wha is it chewie?

Al: I appears we have arrived..

Kyo:*switchs to captain mode* *jumps into captain chair* *jams on head set*

Chewie prepare for landing! you all get your asses in the chairs! and unless you gonna go fylin outta your seats put on the seat belts!
* ship enters the planets atmoshere and starts to hit terbulance*

Tohru: eh?! ah!!*her selt belt wont click* oh no! oh no!
* ship start to rattle as it goes to land*

Kyo: hold on!

Ed: *glances at tohru*

Tohru: oh! eh!!

Ed: Leia your selt belt put it-

Kyo: here we go! * ship zooms down from the sky at alarming speed*

Ed: oh shit!
*ship hits the ground and starts to skid and tohru goes fying*

Tohru: aghhhh!*flies toward winsheild*

*but ed grabs her and crashes through window before her*
*they both fly outta the ship*

AAAAAGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!

ed lands in grass and tohru falls just over him*

Tohru: AGH! I AM SOOO SOOORRRYY!!!
are you okay?!

Ed: *coff coff* y-yes but your sitting on me...

Tohru: wah! sorry!

*al, snorelax,tachcoma,kyo run over*

Al: are you okay?!

Kyo: what the fuck?! WHAT DO THE WORDS SIT YOU ASS IN THE SEAT MEAN TO YOU?!

Ed: AND WHAT THE HELL WAS WITH THAT LANDING?!

Kyo: YOU KNOW-

Excuse me sir!

Kyo: huh?

* three men in solider suits stand behind kyo*

Huges: who are you and why are you here?
*man next to him whispers*

sir they could be enemy spies

No I don't think so...to strange looking to be-

Ed: EXCUSE ME?!

Senator: oh sorry

Al: are you the rebels?

Senator: sure are

Ed: good. we got your princess.

Senator: *voice goes dark*

did...you ...say...princess?

Ed: aghhh yeah.

Senator: WHERE IS MY LITTLE SUGAR MUFFIN!!!!

Ed: O.O

*grabs Kyo* WHERE IS MY BEATIFUL ANGEL?!?!

Kyo: whoa whoa! get away from me!

Senator: she better be in top condition!

Ed: calm down! of course she is!
Senator: where is she?!

Ed: right*he reaches down in tall grass pulling up by the hand and dazed looking leia. not only that her dress has dirt stains and her hair has grass in it*
Tohru: huh?

Ed: see top coditi- *sees tohru w/ grass in hair* O.O

Senator: LEIA!!!!!*grabs tohru* I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!

Tohru: d-dad!! Its so nice to see you!!

Huges:*looks at tohru*

what have these idiots done?!

Ed: ho you callin idiot?!

Huges: just look at your dress!

Tohru: oh! dad its really no big deal...^-^;;

Huges: huh?

Tohru: I-i mean I wasn't even hurt when I flew form the winshiled-

Huges: win-winsheild?!

*has evil glare at kyo*

you bastard...

Tohru: agh! no dad! really I'm okay! luke-san saved my fall! *she grabs ed's hand* right luke-san?

Ed: *glances at kyo than gets an evil smirk*
why yes. *wraps arm around tohru* the princess was in danger,due to a certain idiot, I just wanted to help.*glances at kyo and smiles*

Kyo: *says nothing but stands there trembling w/ rage*

Huges: why you couragioeus soul!

Tohru: dad, I brought the battle plans in this droid*points to tachcoma*

Huges:*swithces to serious mode*
really. I see. well you better come along than.* they all walk away towards the base except for kyo and al and chewie*
Al: um? master solo?

Kyo:* still shaking*

AL: hello Master-solo is someone here maybe... JEALOUS?

Kyo;Shaddup!

Al:whoah I was right!

Kyo: THAT SON OF A BITCH MIDGET IS GONNA DIE!* *punches al than stomps off*

AL: OH! how rude! and wha- oh! look! THATS JUST GREAT! he actually left a DENT in me!
Snoelax: GRRRAAARRRGGGGURAHUUU?

Traslation: what the hell was his problem?

Al: *shakes head* humans...

* mean while on an imperial crusier some lightyears away*

Akito:yes master I killed him.

good. good. Its going in order to plan...

Akito: yes but while he was there I saw another...

oh? someone you know?

Akito:I don't know..but the force is stong with him...

hm. are the men tracking the ship?

Akito: yes they led us right to the rebel base...

good good. well, if you are worried just slaughter them all.

Aktio:*evil smirk* yes of course. Yes master

no matter what the case we will strike soon...very soon.. heh heh heh....

*continued in part 5*

Whew! wow that was long...so sorry! but don't worry more action next time! promise! hope you liked this one though! I'm off to visit sites now so catch ya later! ^-^

P.S. YAY! its friday!!!!^-^









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Thursday, June 2, 2005

   Aloha!
so sorry I don't have part four for you guys today T-T I had to go ato an awards ceremony for my school.(I got the Social studies award of excellent achievement) ^-^ but anyway I did'nt get home till late so i promise I'll have it tomarrow k? hope your all fine. K bye!
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Tuesday, May 31, 2005

   The saga continues......
*If you have not read Part 1 & 2 plz do so. It will make sense that way so plz do that ^-^


when we last left luke and others-

Kyo: whadda mean OTHERS? what am i dirt?!

Mimiru;SHADDUP!I'm narrating!
-their ship was captured and taken inside an enemy battleship. once inside they where able to seek away and rescue Princess Leia from being executed. But now as they run to their ship, enemy troops surround them to prevent their escape......

Anime Wars: part III


Kyo: oh...shit

Tohru:*still thrown over kyo's shoulder* What?! what happened?!

Captain: your under arrest! your out numbered!

Ed: Why you....*reaches for lightsaber*

Miroku: *stops ed* No Luke your not yet experienced. Let me handle it.

Ed: um...okay?

Miroku: *starts to wave hands at soilders* Come to jamaica and feel alright...I said come too Jamica an feel alright. come to-
Solider: What the fuck?!

Miroku: I seems its not working.

Ed:O.O

Kyo: what the hell was that?!

Miroku: no wait a minute that was the wrong one! *turns to soilders*
*waves hands*You don't want to shoot us...

Soilders:*in trance* really?....

Miroku: yes...you want to let us go...

Soilders: we want to let you-

Captain: DON'T LISTEN TO HIM! HE's USING HIS JEDI MIND TRICKS!

Miroku: you don't want to listen to him...you want to listen to the pretty girl....*points to tohru*

Soilders: *in a trance* we want to listen to the pretty girl....

Captain: NO! NO!

*soilders bow to tohru*
Tohru: EH? EH?!

Miroku: what are you waiting for?!
Tell them to let us go!

Tohru: huh? oh! um please could you let us go?

*soiders move aside*
Kyo: i-it actually worked...

Ed: And here I thought he was just crazy...

Miroku: c'mon it won't hold them for long!

Kyo: alright! *kyo still holding tohru rushes to ship w/ Al,Tachcoma and Snorelax*

Captain: T-that's it! I'll shoot you myself!
*luke takes out lightsaber*

no need captian...

*ed and miroku turn around to see-*
Captain: Darth Vader sir!

*akito stands there stareing at miroku*

Akito: I'll take care of him

Captian: yes sir *runs away*

Ed:who the hell are you?!

Miroku: Luke get on the ship with Han and leave.

Ed: but-

Miroku: go! I'll be fine!

Ed: *reluctantly runs onto ship*

Akito: So...Obi-wan...Its been a long time...*turns on lightsaber*

Miroku:Not long enough I'm afraid.
*Turns on lightsaber*

Akito: THIS time I'll kill you.

Miroku: we'll see

* they lock into violent lightsaber battle*

*inside the millenium falcon*

Kyo: looks like the two pshycos are dueling each other...

Tohru: OH NO! I-i hope they're okay!
Ed: *watches*

Akito: face it you can't win!
*swings at miroku just missing him*

Miroku: no matter how hard you try you can't get rid of me.
*swings down but akito dodges*

*akito swings again, miroku dodges it but hits the wall.

He falters for only a moment and goes to swing again but it is too late.

Akito slashes Miroku across the chest*

Tohru: *gasp*

Kyo; whoah

Ed:........
........

*director wacks him with script*

Ed: oh? oh! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
*Akito starts to laugh his psyco laugh*

Ha Ha MWWOOOWWAAhahaBWAHOHAHhumMA!
Ha! ha...ha...*notices miroku's body is'nt there. Only his cloak*

*akito steps on it to make sure*
*step* *step* *STOMP STOMP STOMP!*
Director: AKITO! dude! enough!

Akito: sorry ^-^;;

*later as the millenium falcon flies away luke sits in chair depressed*

Ed: I- just can't believe he's...

Tohru: Oh...*pats shoudler* its okay...um who are you anyway?

Ed: luke skywalker

Tohru: Oh. its okay luke...He was old. As my mom said- when your old there is two ways to keel- in a battle to the death- or in a senor home.

Ed: O.O

Tohru: or ^-^;;as I say he's in a better place...

Ed: *thinks* *has vision of miroku being pervert* *shakes head*
i'm not so sure....

*han solo enters* *sigh*

Kyo:this all we need! its bad enough we got to carry around to dumbass droids-

AL: i beg your pardon?!

Kyo: -but now we gatta carry around some dum girl!

*out of no where yuki jumps out of a compartment and slaps kyo*
Tohru:O.O eh?!

Kyo:WTF?! DAMN RAT! What the hell?!

Ed: serves you right you know...

Tohru: @.@

Kyo: why you-*lunges at ed*

Director: SOHMA! THE SCRIPT!

Kyo: oh...sorry. *studies script* *to tohru*
So how much money you gonna pay me for saving you your Worship?

Tohru: um! i um...um...
*director nodges tohru*
*tohru takes big breath and in Princess Leia voice stands up and says*
I don't owe you anything you scruffy looking son of a bildgerat! I don't owe you shit!

*starts to walk into other room but is blocked my chewie*
and will someone PLEASE get this THING outta my way?! *pushes chewie and stomps off*

Ed: Whoa
Kyo: O.O *falls over in shock*


Continued in part four*

Whew! there you have it! first three chapters! good lord! hope you liked it! i tried ^-^;;
See you w/ next part tomarrow ^-^





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Monday, May 30, 2005

   Hi!
Regular post today. I'll finish part three tomarrow. If you have not read part 1 or 2 just read below. ^-^

You know what is so weird? I had 149 guestbook entries and for some reason it went down to 146. why?! I don't get that. I checked to see if any of my friends left but they havent. are ppl deleting their entries? did i do somthing to make them mad? I don't understand.

on a lighter note, I got Fruits basket vol. 9!!!!! I was soo good! So happy! K well got to go! hope to see you all later! ^-^
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Thursday, May 26, 2005

   Hey!
in case you did'nt see my last post, please read it b/c otherwise you'll be totally lost. that said, I'm continueing my story from tuesday. Now on w/ chapter 2!!!!!



Anime wars


When we last left off,Princess Leia, captured by the enemy, sits waiting to be exacuted. elsewhere Luke Skywalker and a mysterious man named Obi- Wan kenobi, strike a deal with a hot tempured space pilot. They plan to travel to Alderan, where they hope to deliver secret plans to the rebels....


Ed: What a piece of crap!

* stares at a run-down looking ship*

Kyo: hey! shut your mouth!

Ed: *turns to Kinobi* your really payed all that money for THIS?

Kyo: HEY! it may not look like it, but this is the millenium falcon!
One of the fastest ships in the galaxy!

Ed: sure....

Kyo: look..I DON'T HAVE TO TAKE YOU YOU KNOW!!!

Miroku: Oh dear..I sense much rage....

*about a block away*

Solider: it turns out those droids that escaped our ship did have the rebels plans encoded in them.

Another solider: Yes but we were able to track them here. surely we can find-

Storm trooper: Sir! one of the spies has seen the two droids with a boy and an old Jedi. Their attempting to broard a ship!

Leiutenent: Send unit C! don't let them escape!

*back with ed*

Ed; FINE!

Kyo: FINE!
* they both stand there glaring w/ their arms crossed*

Miroku: are you two kids done?

Ed&Kyo:Shaddup!

Miroku: ^-^;;

* just than he senses somthing*

Miroku: quick! on the ship!

Ed: huh?

Storm tropper: there they are!

Kyo: shit! what are you two fugeitives?

Ed: c'mon lets just go!

* Ed grabs the droids and runs into the ship*

*the troops start to shoot*

*Obi-wan deflects it with his staff and kyo shoots at them with a big-ass gun*

Kyo: okay c'mon!

* they run into ship*

Ed: c'mon we gatta- GAH!*he rams into some large figure*

WHAT?! who the hell are you?

* Snorelax stands in front of ed*

Kyo: that's chewie, he's wookie, but it does'nt matter now i gotta start the damn ship!

*he runs to the control room of the ship*

Kyo: okay! all of you into your seats!
*ed, obi-wan,and droids sit and put on their seatbelts.*

Kyo: okay now I jus-

*the strom troopers start fireing at the ship*

kyo: SHIT! chewie start the ship while I *reves up huge -ass gun and starts shooting*

*chewie starts the ship and they make a narrow escape*

Kyo: alright on to alderan.

Ed: jeez that was close...
*later*

Ed: so hey kenobi, you said before that I could learn this force thingy too...mind showing me?

Miroku: oh yeah...I did say that did'nt i? well for starters, *throws ed a lightsaber* when you don't have a gun that comes in handy.

Ed; really? *al sits next to ed and peers at the lightsaber*

Ed: so how does it turn-*he clicks the button.*

Al: gah!*the lightsaber just misses him and cuts the wall instead.*

Ed: HOLY SHIT! what the hell are you carrying this dangerous thing around for?!

Miroku:protection against um... angery mobs?

Ed: would'nt be surprized...

Miroku: ^-^;; heh heh

Kyo: yo! you can do all your little "training" rituals later, but now you should see this...

* ed and Miroku peer out the starship window*

Kyo: that planet you wanted. yeah well its not here.

Miroku: but thats impossible...

Ed: yea i mean a whole planet goes missing?

Al: what if something blew it up?
*they all look at him in surprize*

Ed: but...what could have..?

Snorelax: grrrraowll

*he points out the window, where a huge enemy destroyer lurks behind that ship*

Kyo: well, there's your answer.

Ed: lets get outta here before they pick up our signal!

Miroku: no! if we move our ship now they'll definatly spot us!

Kyo: too late

Ed: WHAT?!?!

*the enemy ship's gravitational device pulles the ship into the enemy destroyer. The enemy imidiatly send some storm troopers to investigate the ship.

Soilder: Sir! our tracking device marks this as the ship the rebels plans where on. But no one is inside.

Gereral: when we blew up alderan, we only eliminated a decoy Rebel base. and now weve hit another dead end. That's it. no more screw ups. SHE knows where it is. and well get what we want even if we have to kill her.

*after hideing from the strom troopers in the ships secret compartments, Han solo,Luke,sneek out to,explore the ship to find a way to escape.*

AL: luke sir!

Ed: huh?

Al: tachcoma has found something!
*they stand in a diserted control room*

Ed: what?

Al: she searched files and has found that the princess who sent you that message is onboard.

Ed: what?! here?! her?

Al: she's on the waiting list to be terminated.

Ed: wha?! Han we gotta do something!

Kyo *sits in a chair and stares at ed*
why? what are you crazy? I'm not risking my ass for some high and mighty snot -nosed brat. *silence* Who is she anyway?
Al: She's a princess

Kyo: you said princess?

Ed: yea but I guess since you don't want to rescue her she'll die

Kyo: w-well I guess we could try to-
Ed: good! Hey wait! where's Kenobi?

*elsewhere on the ship*

Miroku; so have you lovely ladies been working here long?

*he sits between two girl Captains*
Captain 1: *giggle* oh your so cute!

Captain2: giggle*

Miroku: hahah

Ed: I mean he was just here a moment ago- gah!

Kyo: O.O

Kyo: WHAT THE HELL YOU DOIN?!?!

Ed: yoour supposed to help us!

Miroku: Oh yeah. Sorry ladies.
Girls: oh don't go!

Miroku; sorry but duty calls!
*as they walk away*

Ed: sometimes I just can't understand what's wrong with you!

Girl 1: *on her radio* yes general the rebel leader is here. yes level 5.

Genral: alert the troops

Girl2: right away

AL: well her cell should be right around...

Stroom troopers: freeze! your under arrest!

Ed: TIME TO GO!
*they start shooting*

Ed: gah!!!!!!

Miroku: *as he deflects shots with his staff* use the weapons I gave you!

Ed: *grabs out lightsaber* Hah!!
*snorelax stars shooting and crushes a couple men by sitting on them*
*al screams bloody murder*

AL: agh! were gonna die agh!!!
* at the same time, the enemy soliders blasts bounce off him and hit the soliders*
Kyo: hey nice job

Al: @-@

Ed: Han! go try to find an exit!
We'll hold em off!

Kyo: fine! * he starts running down the hallway* *kicks a variety of doors* No. no. Locked. crap. *he leans against wall* now what? *he leans against a button which opens a door*
Kyo: WHAT the fuck?

Tohru: huh?

Kyo: *he stares at her*who? a-are you the? the...

Tohru: I-I'm princess leia. who are??

Kyo: I'm-

* just than ed rund down the hallway*

Ed: AAAAAAGGGGHHHH! FLEE! FLEE! WE GOTTA GO NOW!!!

*Miroku, Al, Snorelax all run right past kyo and down the hallway*

Kyo: hey! wait for me! why you dirty! *he lifts up tohru and throws her over his shoulder*

Tohru: um?! eh?

Kyo; sorry bout tha *he starts to run with tohru over his shoulder*

Tohru; um the soliders are coming!
*kyo throws her a ray gun* Kyo: shoot em!

*tohru fires gun*
GGGAAAHHH!

Tohru: I'm sorry! I did'nt mean to shoot you! sorry!

*they all run towards the ship*
*as they run they run past the "captains in short mini shirts room**

Miroku; *stops* why hello!

Ed: *grabs miroku* C'mon you perv!
* they run to ship but a whole troop is guarding it*

AL: oh no!

Kyo: oh shit..

Tohru: eh?! @-@

Continued: in Anime wars part three.

Well hope ya'll liked part two. Sorry it took so long. See you all later. Oh end samurai Champloo is on tonight! yay!





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