Tuesday, May 24, 2005

   A long time ago in a galaxy far far away......
ANIME WARS

Dun dun
da
da
da dun
the galaxy is at war. the rebels

are trying to form a risistance

against the evil empire, but to

little avail. now it is up to the

chosen one, or rather the short

one, to overthrow the emperor and restore p-
Ed: I HoPe YoU dON't mEaN mE..*ed twiches*
BE QUIET! IT"S NOT YOU TURN!!!

And restore peace thoughout the glaxay......

Solider: general! we found her!

*they drag along a girl in a white dress with a unique hairstyle*

general: good good

Tohru: eh? um can you please let me go? plz?

Solider: shuddup!
Tohru: ack! sorry!

general: princess leia, we've been seeking you for a while...

Tohru:eh?! um plz let me go?

now why would you want to go you just got here...

genral: ah! darth vader! here's the princess

Akito: such a pretty girl...

Tohru: eh..um Akito sa-*tohru looks over to see director frantically waving* I-i mean Darth Vader san! *director sighs*

Akito: WHERE IS THE SECRET REBEL BASE?!
Tohru: um...I-I don't know

Akito: don't give me that!

Tohru: T-T I'm sorry!

Akito: take her to the prison cell!

Tohru: T-T um eh?!

*else where on another planet
*two ppl are looking to buy droids(and no, thats not drugs that's robots)


Ed: I dunno uncle...i don't see any good ones
*kicks dumpy looking robot*
seems just like alotta junk.

Armstrong: now now luke *slaps ed on the back so hard it almost knocks him over* don't give up so easily! now see here! * walks over to a droid* this one looks like a fine droid! its sturdy,and *he pats it*
see? *it calapses*

Ed: O.O

Armstrong: ^-^;; then again, lets be on our way!

Wait!

Armstong: ??

Al:I'm a good robot!

ed: well uncle, it looks sturdy.

Armstrong: fine. now all we need is one more...

Al: if you please sir, I kno one!
*al points to a tachcoma-looking droid*

Ed: fine fine lets jus get outta here
*armstrong, droids and ed all clamber in on old cart and start to drive away, but as they do so, nearly run over some1*

Gah!!!!!

Ed: HOLY SHIT! did we hit somthin?!
* they peer over side of truck, and see someone face first in the sand*

Armstrong: MY GOD are you okay?!

Miroku: @.@

Armstrong: oh god! he's not responding! Time for CPR!
*miroku sits bolt upright*

Miroku: that's not nessicary, i'm really fine.

Armstrong: praise god!

Ed: *wanders over* um who the hell are you?!

Miroku: the name's obi-wan
and I daresay I sense an evil aura surrounding these droids!
*they all stare at the droids who stare innocently back*

Ed: a-huh *looks at him as if he's crazy* and we'll just be going

Armstrong:*grabs ed* slow down luke! now whats this you say obi-wan?

Miroku: an evil aura surrounds them. *his voice goes evil-like*somehow the dark side lingers upon them! *than he swiches to high pitched voice* andi'dbehappytohelpyouexcerisethe evilifyougivemesomefood.

Armstrong: well it sounds
serious...sure why not!

Ed: X.X
your believeing him?!

Armstrong: now now luke can't be too careful!

Ed: somhow i think weve been conned

*at ed's house, in the garage*
Ed: this sucks, here I am stuck in the fucking garage, fixing droids, while, HE eats MY food.

Al: I'm so sorry sir...?

Ed: Luke

Al: luke sir.
*ed starts to scrub the Tachcoma but knocks a button, triggering a projection of a girl*

Ed: what the fuck?

Tohru: Um hello?Obi-wan Kenobi? is this on? oh! yes um hello! My name is princess leia-
Ed: what the?
-and I'm from Alderan. the rebels are in trouble and we need help!we can't hold out much longer, I've enclosed the secret empire files within this tachcoma, but I can't deliever it myself. Please help me obi-wan keobi! your my only hope.
*the recording stops*

Ed: wow. WHO was she?

Al:Oh I have to apologize Luke sir. My friend Tachoma and I where on a captured battleship. I'm sure she's no one....

Ed: Obi-wan kenobi...hey!is'nt that the name of-

Me

*they turn around to see miroku*

Miroku: and yes that was for me.

Ed: well are'nt you gonna do something?

Miroku: no

Ed: what?! but she's in trouble!

Miroku: as much I'd like to *thinks of tohru* hehheh I can't do it I'm to old for such things

Ed: WTF?! your not old!

Miroku: and I can't save her alone

Ed;than..what if I help you?

Miroku: HAHAHA

Ed: WHAT?!

Miroku: your too young. what are you...ten?

Ed: *starts to shake with rage*
EXCUSE ME?!?!? I'M FRICKEN FIFTEEN!!!!

Miroku: oh..oops. well in that case fine.you can help.
*Miroku, droids and ed walk to the city*

Ed: so where are we going?

Miroku:to Mos Eisley to find us a pilot to hire. once we get a pilot, we get a ship to fly us to alderan. Than we can give the rebels theses files the princess gave us

Ed: okay sounds good. but why you?

Miroku: pardon?

Ed; well why out of all ppl did she pick you to do this?

Miroku: I used to be a jedi

Ed: O.o really? you?

Miroku: yup. can sense the force and everything. Why are you so surprized?

Ed:well you seem sorta evil

Miroku: evil? me? don't be silly!*behind miroku lightning strikes as he thinks of pretty girls* heheh

Ed: O.o sure...but you are lucky to have those force powers

Miroku: you kno you could learn to use it too...

Ed: really?

Miroku: here we are!*points to Mos Eisley*
*they walk in only to be staring at a fight*

Kyo: you tryin pick a fight with me?!

Haru: what if I am?

Kyo: than you better get ready to get the crap betten outta ya fucking bounty hunter!

Haru: look, I just want the money you owe to Jabba

Kyo: jabba my ass!

Haru: well if that's how you want it...*puches kyo* *huge fight breaks out*

Miroku: well well whats this? *just than haru sends kyo flying into miroku*

Kyo; get outta the way stupid!

Miroku: now now no need for violence! *smackes kyo with staff*

kyo: @-@

man: well there goes another pilot...

miroku: wha wha wha?

man: pilot. he was a damn good one too...

*miroku grabs kyo* what have i done? *throws unconsious kyo at ed*
here!

Ed: wha?!

Haru: hey! that was my fight! he did'nt pay his money so-

Miroku; there you go *hands him sack of money*

Haru: this is only half...

Miroku: he'll pay you the rest later okay?

Haru: *sigh* jabba won't like this...

*kyo wakes up*

kyo: what the- who the hell are you?!

Miroku: I'm obi-wan kenobi, and this is luke skywalker

Kyo:O.o
..........
*silence*

Kyo: SO WHY THE HELL YOU HERE?!

Ed: we want you to hire you to be our pilot.

Kyo: oh. well how much money you got?

Ed: um...

miroku: don't look at me! I'm dirt poor!

Ed: sigh* gives him money* how bout half now half later?

Kyo: wha? *sigh* fine fine I'm han solo, the ship's in docking bay 49, section C.

Miroku: 49. got it
*meanwhile back on the empire ship*

Tohru: oh no...what do i do now mom? I promised not to tell where the rebel base is...but what can I do now?
*door opens to prison cell*

general: well your highness, you have one last chance. WHERE is the rebel base?

Tohru: I...I...um..I don't know!

General:well if you won't tell you'll just have to die.

tohru: huh?!
*door slams*
tohru: T-T



will luke and obi-wan reach princess leia in time? will kyo pay his debt? and what is the empemporer plotting?! find out on the next....ANIME WARS!!!!!


k ppl hope you liked it. It sucked i know, but it was my frist fan fic thingy and well, i tried. T-T
anywayz, here's the casting list-

Luke skywalker: Ed elric(FMA)
Princess Leia: Tohru Honda (Furuba)
Han solo: Kyo sohma(furuba)
Luke's uncle: Armstrong(FMA)
Obi wan kenobi: Miroku(inuyasha)
Bounty hunter:Haru sohma(furuba)
C-3po:Al elric(FMA)
R2D2: Tachkoma(ghost in the shell)
Darth vader: Akito sohma(furuba)
sorry this is long ^-^;;
bye!






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Monday, May 23, 2005

   Hi ppls!!!
yea I'm back. Sorry you had to talk to my stupid sister. ^-^;;
I was really sick so that's why I've not been on as much. Sorry
^-^;;
But anywayz, I hope you all still want to hear my Anime wars story but I really don't feel good right now, but i promise I'll write it for you tomarrow. ^-^ oh also I got FMA book 1 and I have to sya it rocked my socks ^-^ also anyone see samurai chaploo? k I'll try to visit you all bye! ^-^
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Sunday, May 22, 2005

hello
hey this is Akemi, Mimiru's sister. She asked me to fill in for her because she has'nt able to post for a while. something came up. I'm sure she'll most likely be back tomarrow though. well um guess that's it.
well nice talking to you all. bye!
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Wednesday, May 18, 2005

   Hey!!!
HAZZAH!!!! hark hark the angels sing- okay I'll stop. but good news
ED THE SEXY IS BACKKKKK!!!!!! *hugs ed but strangles him*
Ed: *cough *cough
Too...much...hugging!

Mimiru: turns out Peibu had him on a cruise ship, but ed, being his annoying self-

Ed: I'm not annoying!
*ignores ed*
Mimiru: -was able to break free and find me! *hugs ed*

Ed: gah! not again! *cough

kyo: so peibu had him the whole time?
Mimiru: yes.. *glares at peibu*
die peibu!! naw jus kiddin ^-^

yuki: than whats with the chainsaw?

Mimiru: nothing nothing! ^-^;; oh anywayz! ppls!guess what's in the movies tomarrow?!

Tohru: um...

Mimiru: STAR WARS!!!! Whoot! yea!!
k i kno sum of you probally don't like star wars and that's YOUR opinion, but even so, I decided to write a skit, in honer of the upcoming movie, star wars III revenge of the sith. and in doing so, I will create sumthing that baffels the mind and has never been done before! what where to happen if stars wars had been an anime?????????
tohru: o.o?

Kyo: WTF?!

yuki: o.o

Ed: X.X

Mimiru: Now! for the cast!
*stares at them all*

kyo: oh shit she's looking this way!

ed: run!
*grabs ed'd jacket*

Mimiru: ED! MY DARLING MY LOVE COME HERE!!!!

Ed: AGGGHHHHH!

Mimiru: you can be luke skywalker!

Ed: wah?!
Mimiru: well i thought, since luke had his hand chopped off which is kinda like you, AND you both use some kind of force or some sorta power I thought you'd be great!

Ed: Sigh* fine
Mimiru:yay!!! NOW! KYO MY DARLING!!!

kyo: gah, oh no! I ain't doing any role play star trek shit.

Yuki: stupid cat. It's star WARS.
Kyo: SAME SHIT DAMN RAT!

Mimiru: which is precisly why kyo is han solo! he has about the same attitude, likes fighting, and goes wherever he wants. perfect! now! for princess leia, who better than tohru!

Tohru: eh?

Mimiru: you'll look great with her hairdo! *styles tohru's hair* now! for the last, the wookie Chubaka (however the hell you spell it), is RABBI BOB!

Kyo: WHAT THE FUCK?! DOES HE LOOK LIKE A WOOKIE TO YOU?!

mimiru: yes.

Kyo: X.X

Mimiru: you know wha?! bob how do you feel about this?

Rabbi bob: Mazel tov!

Mimiru: K change of plans, Rabbi, your obi-wan kinobi.

Rabbi bob: salom!

Mimiru: okay, so I don't spoil it,I'll add the rest of the ppl as I go k? stay turned for tomarrows-anime wars!!!! MAW HA HA!!!

Tohru: ^-^;;





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Tuesday, May 17, 2005

   Hey mis amigos!
Whoot!I got into the Art Honor society! yeah!! yesh I just came home w/ certificate in hand! so ya I'm happy. what's down w/ u ppl?already tomarrow's wednesday my god.
oh1 and question of the day: if you could go on a trip, what would you be more afraid of? cruseing (spelling) by boat or taking an airplane? well G2G
^-^ also! peibu! if your reading this I can't go to your site because it won't load T-T
* now onward to save ed!*
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Monday, May 16, 2005

   heyyyy!!!!!
*while driving in car to rescue ed*
hey ppl! it's been hectic so far but bear with me!
sum1 asked what samurai champloo is. and yes ppl not shampoo, champloo. its about two guys and a girl set in japan. One guy is a formal samurai who fights government officials. the other guy is what you'd call a "different" kind of samurai. who I like to call has his own " breakdancing" style of sword fighting ^-^ and a japanese waitress who strikes a deal with both of them to help her find a missing person. sound interesting? well than there y'all go.

as for me softballseason has started in school which = disaster for me T-T anywayz I gatta kidnapper to clobber so see you ppls later! ^-^
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Saturday, May 14, 2005

   OMG!!!
*everyone sits in silence waiting for kidnapper to call. in case you where not here ed has beeen kidnapped and I well, am upset*
wannhhh! i miss ed!!!!!
yuki: there there I'm sure we'll find him.
mimiru: with ed gone i have no one to take out my fustrations on!
yuki: what about kyo?
mimiru: great idea!
kyo: hey! what the?!
*kick kyo*
Kyo: why you-* just than tohru runs in*
Tohru:Mimiru san! mimiru san!
Mimiru: huh? what is it tohru-san?
tohrul;the kidnapper called!!!
Mimiru; do they have the sexy beast?! I-i mean ed?
Tohru: yes! ed-san was there! and they said they wanted a gazzilion dollars!
mimiru:O.O but where do we find the kiddnapper?!
supermilk chan: I HAVE A TRACKING DEVICE!
Kyo: where the hell did you come from?!
*mimiru grabs device* whos cares! lets find ed!
*hops in car with X CaNNoN*
Mimiru: onward!

well I havta go so till next time! oh and for thoses who watch samuri champloo its on tonight! see ya later! *drives off*


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Friday, May 13, 2005

   HIIII!!!!!!!
FRIDAY!!!!!! Bwa ha ha!!!! yes yes, the "bitch fight" was funny lol ya so how ya doing? school was boreing but the week went fast.
so anywa- ouch! shit what the hell was tha?! oh! god dammit ed! how many times do I havta tell ya not to leave out tha watch of yours?! I just sat on it!
......
Ed?! hello?!
Tohru: mimiu san?
Mimiru: huh? tohru san?
Tohru: Ed kun isn't here. ^-^;;
Mimiru: where is he?
Kyo: how the hell should we know?! the shrimp been gone since last night.
Mimiru: what?! were'd he go?!
Kyo; I JUST TOLD YOU I DON KNO!
yuki: will you shut up? your so loud.
Kyo: WHA?!
Yuki: he's been kidnapped.
Mimiru: wha? eh?! ed!
tohru: eh? EH? EH?!
Kyo: how the hell you kno tha?!
Yuki: because of this ransome note *he hold up note*
Mimiru:gah?! oh no! *grabs note* now not only is rabbi bob missing, now ed is too!
Yuki: well at this rate we won't find anyone. you havent even found rabbi and HE'S been missing for two weeks.
mimiru: well um...THIS IS DIFFERENT!
yuki: its b/c you think he's good looking. am i right?
Mimiru: heh heh what makes you think tha?
Yuki: I knew it.
Tohru: so um what do we do?
mimiru: WE MUST RESCUE SEXY- I mean ED!! ^-^;;
Tohru: YES!
Mimiru: but to find him the note says wait for the kidnappers to call us.
kyo: so we wait?
mimiru: guess so... well until then hope you ppls have a great day see ya soon!
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Thursday, May 12, 2005

   HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i'm back!!! sorry pps! I miss talking 2 u guys T-T but the mimiru hath brought good news! I got 100s on all 3 of my assignments and finished my DBQ essay in ten minutes!!!! OW my..hand...is...falling...off...
Anyway I like reeses pieces! my mom has them in a candy machine in her office, and yesturday I spent all my money on them! ^-^;; I'm addicted to them.
anyways today there was a fight in my school. it was kinda funny yet scary. as in the words of my friend Eileen- "OMG! dudue it's a bitch fight!" and sure enough, there they were. jeez it was like wreatle mania. they where punching each other and one girl got her nose broken. oh god and blood was everywhere ew. So! has was your day? ^-^ K well toamarrow is friday! Yay! k see ya later! ^-^

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Wednesday, May 11, 2005

   Hi ppls!
Gomen! gomen for not posting yesturday! T-T I've had alot of tests in school this week and I've been really busy. T-T in fact, i have to get up at 5:00 tomarrow so I gotta go now but i promise I'll visit all your sites tomarrow k?
alright see ya later! ^-^
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