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Thursday, February 3, 2005
Listen ppls this is long but jus read it k? ^-^
Miroku and the three bears.....
By mimiru gurl
Narrator:Once there lived three bears and kagome as the mama bear. Kagome:OO WoW this is much better then fighting demons and collecting shards
Narrator: Shippo as the baby bear
Shippo: YEA THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THEN BEING A DEMON!
Narrator: And inuyasha as the papa bear.
Inuyasha; NO I'M NOT GONNA BE A FUC*falls to floor face first*
Kagome why did U say that word?!
Kagome: Cuz were gonna play this out inuyasha
Narrator:So one day Mama bear made pourage
Shippo:wut is this kagome?
Kagome:pourage
Shippo:wut is that?
Kagome:its kinda like oatmeal
Shippo:uhhh wha is?
Narrator:WOULD YOU GUYS CUT IT OUT!....then they deciede to take a walk to let the rage cool off.
Inuyahsa:since when do U tell me wha to do?!
Narrator: *sends lightning bolts at Inuyahsa*
Inuyasha: ...aRERGARGGH!!
Narrator:farther into the forest the forest goldy locks was wandering around....
Miroku:NO I'M NOT GONNA BE GOLDY LOCKS!!
Sango:Come on miroku be goldy locks
Narrator:said the rabbit... the cute furry rabbit
Sango:*smacks narrator*
Narrator:Ow...I'm having a bad day
Miroku:Fine
Narrator:now goldy locks started skipping down the path
Miroku:I'M NOT GONNA SKIP!!
Narrator:YES YOU ARE GOD DAMNIT!
Miroku:No..
Narrator:I SAID SKIP
Miroku:*starts to skip down the path*
Narrator:
As Goldy locks was skipping down the path she ran into a wolf and a chipmonk
Koga:*laughs*YOU ARE GLODY LOCKS MIROKU!! *laughs hard*
Kikyo:And I thought Inuyasha,shippo and kagome had it bad//
Miroku:SHUT UP! What are you a wolf koga?!
Koga:yes and proud of it!
Miroku:Why can't I be an animal or somthing?*shakes fist at narrator*
Narrator:Because...you are goldy locks..anyways...Goldy locks found a cottage...which was the three bear's cottage...as Goldy locks walked in she saw pourage on the table she tried the bear's pourage
Miroku:HOT GOD DAMN IT!! *mumbles out...*"I could be hitting on a women right now"
Narrator:Then she tried the mama bear's...
Miroku:*starts to shiver*thats cold
Narrator:then shippo's wuz juuust right
Miroku:NO ITS NOT IT TASTES LIKE CRAP!
Narrator:then she eats it
Miroku:*mumbles out* Once I find out who he is I'm going to suck him up with my wind tunnel.*then starts to eat*
Narrator:Then goldy locks walked into the family room which had threee chairs...
Miroku:can we jus skip this scene?
Narrator:ALRIGHT!!
Miroku:SCORE TV!!!*Miroku jumps in a chair and turns on the TV*
Narrator:But sadly the chair breaks...
Miroku:grr....
Narrator:Then goldy locks decides to take a nap..so she walked up the stairs to find three beds....he tries on the first one but it is too hard....
Miroku:*rubs back then looks under the covers*YOUR MOTHER F***ER ITS JUST A BIG ASS BOLDER UNDER HERE!!
*glares at narrator*
Narrator:*ignors miroku*then he tried the mama's bed but it wuz too soft
Miroku:*sinks into the bed and starts to suffacate* help me! *finally he climbs out of the mama bear's bed*
Narrator:Then he tried shippo's bed and it wuz jus rght and he fell asleep... then the three bears came home...
Shippo:HEY SOMEONE ATE MY POURAGE!
Inuyasha:*sniff sniff*HEY SOMEONE IS IN OUR HOUSE!
Narrator:Inuyasha YOU CAN'T SNIFF HIM OUT!
Inuyahsa:I jus did...
Narrator:grr..
Inuyahsa:*leans in to kagome* somtimes I think tha guy is naraku...
Narrator:then shippo sees the sight of his broken chair
Shippo:MY CHAIR!!
Narrator:then they start walking up stairs
Inuyasha:*inuyahsa runs over shippo*WATCH WHERE YOUR GOING RUNT!!
Kagome:SIT BOY!!
Narrator:HAHA INUYASHA! now thee is a big hole in the middle of the stair case...then mama and baby bear appeared in the room.
Kagome:somone has been sitting in my bed
Inuyasha:Sum one has been laying on my ROCK!!WTF?! YOU GAVE ME A ROCK FOR A BED!?
Shippo:starts laughing*hahaha Miroku is GOLDY LOCKS!
Miroku:*wakes up* *then starts looking annoyed* I WUZ FORCED TOO!
Inuyasha:You know miroku I wonder if tha guy iz naraku....
Miroku: me too...
Narrator:FOOLS IT IS ME NARAKU KUKUKUKUKU!
Naraku:*holds up tape*NOW I WILL AIR THIS ON ADULT SWIM AND SHOW THEM WHA FOOLS U ARE!!
*everyone sits down*
Kagome:*looks at everyone and shrugs* so..want to order pizza?
*everyone besides naraku..* YES!
Mimiru:now they live a good life
^-^
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