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Tuesday, May 24, 2005
A long time ago in a galaxy far far away......
ANIME WARS
Dun dun
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the galaxy is at war. the rebels
are trying to form a risistance
against the evil empire, but to
little avail. now it is up to the
chosen one, or rather the short
one, to overthrow the emperor and restore p-
Ed: I HoPe YoU dON't mEaN mE..*ed twiches*
BE QUIET! IT"S NOT YOU TURN!!!
And restore peace thoughout the glaxay......
Solider: general! we found her!
*they drag along a girl in a white dress with a unique hairstyle*
general: good good
Tohru: eh? um can you please let me go? plz?
Solider: shuddup!
Tohru: ack! sorry!
general: princess leia, we've been seeking you for a while...
Tohru:eh?! um plz let me go?
now why would you want to go you just got here...
genral: ah! darth vader! here's the princess
Akito: such a pretty girl...
Tohru: eh..um Akito sa-*tohru looks over to see director frantically waving* I-i mean Darth Vader san! *director sighs*
Akito: WHERE IS THE SECRET REBEL BASE?!
Tohru: um...I-I don't know
Akito: don't give me that!
Tohru: T-T I'm sorry!
Akito: take her to the prison cell!
Tohru: T-T um eh?!
*else where on another planet
*two ppl are looking to buy droids(and no, thats not drugs that's robots)
Ed: I dunno uncle...i don't see any good ones
*kicks dumpy looking robot*
seems just like alotta junk.
Armstrong: now now luke *slaps ed on the back so hard it almost knocks him over* don't give up so easily! now see here! * walks over to a droid* this one looks like a fine droid! its sturdy,and *he pats it*
see? *it calapses*
Ed: O.O
Armstrong: ^-^;; then again, lets be on our way!
Wait!
Armstong: ??
Al:I'm a good robot!
ed: well uncle, it looks sturdy.
Armstrong: fine. now all we need is one more...
Al: if you please sir, I kno one!
*al points to a tachcoma-looking droid*
Ed: fine fine lets jus get outta here
*armstrong, droids and ed all clamber in on old cart and start to drive away, but as they do so, nearly run over some1*
Gah!!!!!
Ed: HOLY SHIT! did we hit somthin?!
* they peer over side of truck, and see someone face first in the sand*
Armstrong: MY GOD are you okay?!
Miroku: @.@
Armstrong: oh god! he's not responding! Time for CPR!
*miroku sits bolt upright*
Miroku: that's not nessicary, i'm really fine.
Armstrong: praise god!
Ed: *wanders over* um who the hell are you?!
Miroku: the name's obi-wan
and I daresay I sense an evil aura surrounding these droids!
*they all stare at the droids who stare innocently back*
Ed: a-huh *looks at him as if he's crazy* and we'll just be going
Armstrong:*grabs ed* slow down luke! now whats this you say obi-wan?
Miroku: an evil aura surrounds them. *his voice goes evil-like*somehow the dark side lingers upon them! *than he swiches to high pitched voice* andi'dbehappytohelpyouexcerisethe evilifyougivemesomefood.
Armstrong: well it sounds
serious...sure why not!
Ed: X.X
your believeing him?!
Armstrong: now now luke can't be too careful!
Ed: somhow i think weve been conned
*at ed's house, in the garage*
Ed: this sucks, here I am stuck in the fucking garage, fixing droids, while, HE eats MY food.
Al: I'm so sorry sir...?
Ed: Luke
Al: luke sir.
*ed starts to scrub the Tachcoma but knocks a button, triggering a projection of a girl*
Ed: what the fuck?
Tohru: Um hello?Obi-wan Kenobi? is this on? oh! yes um hello! My name is princess leia-
Ed: what the?
-and I'm from Alderan. the rebels are in trouble and we need help!we can't hold out much longer, I've enclosed the secret empire files within this tachcoma, but I can't deliever it myself. Please help me obi-wan keobi! your my only hope.
*the recording stops*
Ed: wow. WHO was she?
Al:Oh I have to apologize Luke sir. My friend Tachoma and I where on a captured battleship. I'm sure she's no one....
Ed: Obi-wan kenobi...hey!is'nt that the name of-
Me
*they turn around to see miroku*
Miroku: and yes that was for me.
Ed: well are'nt you gonna do something?
Miroku: no
Ed: what?! but she's in trouble!
Miroku: as much I'd like to *thinks of tohru* hehheh I can't do it I'm to old for such things
Ed: WTF?! your not old!
Miroku: and I can't save her alone
Ed;than..what if I help you?
Miroku: HAHAHA
Ed: WHAT?!
Miroku: your too young. what are you...ten?
Ed: *starts to shake with rage*
EXCUSE ME?!?!? I'M FRICKEN FIFTEEN!!!!
Miroku: oh..oops. well in that case fine.you can help.
*Miroku, droids and ed walk to the city*
Ed: so where are we going?
Miroku:to Mos Eisley to find us a pilot to hire. once we get a pilot, we get a ship to fly us to alderan. Than we can give the rebels theses files the princess gave us
Ed: okay sounds good. but why you?
Miroku: pardon?
Ed; well why out of all ppl did she pick you to do this?
Miroku: I used to be a jedi
Ed: O.o really? you?
Miroku: yup. can sense the force and everything. Why are you so surprized?
Ed:well you seem sorta evil
Miroku: evil? me? don't be silly!*behind miroku lightning strikes as he thinks of pretty girls* heheh
Ed: O.o sure...but you are lucky to have those force powers
Miroku: you kno you could learn to use it too...
Ed: really?
Miroku: here we are!*points to Mos Eisley*
*they walk in only to be staring at a fight*
Kyo: you tryin pick a fight with me?!
Haru: what if I am?
Kyo: than you better get ready to get the crap betten outta ya fucking bounty hunter!
Haru: look, I just want the money you owe to Jabba
Kyo: jabba my ass!
Haru: well if that's how you want it...*puches kyo* *huge fight breaks out*
Miroku: well well whats this? *just than haru sends kyo flying into miroku*
Kyo; get outta the way stupid!
Miroku: now now no need for violence! *smackes kyo with staff*
kyo: @-@
man: well there goes another pilot...
miroku: wha wha wha?
man: pilot. he was a damn good one too...
*miroku grabs kyo* what have i done? *throws unconsious kyo at ed*
here!
Ed: wha?!
Haru: hey! that was my fight! he did'nt pay his money so-
Miroku; there you go *hands him sack of money*
Haru: this is only half...
Miroku: he'll pay you the rest later okay?
Haru: *sigh* jabba won't like this...
*kyo wakes up*
kyo: what the- who the hell are you?!
Miroku: I'm obi-wan kenobi, and this is luke skywalker
Kyo:O.o
..........
*silence*
Kyo: SO WHY THE HELL YOU HERE?!
Ed: we want you to hire you to be our pilot.
Kyo: oh. well how much money you got?
Ed: um...
miroku: don't look at me! I'm dirt poor!
Ed: sigh* gives him money* how bout half now half later?
Kyo: wha? *sigh* fine fine I'm han solo, the ship's in docking bay 49, section C.
Miroku: 49. got it
*meanwhile back on the empire ship*
Tohru: oh no...what do i do now mom? I promised not to tell where the rebel base is...but what can I do now?
*door opens to prison cell*
general: well your highness, you have one last chance. WHERE is the rebel base?
Tohru: I...I...um..I don't know!
General:well if you won't tell you'll just have to die.
tohru: huh?!
*door slams*
tohru: T-T
will luke and obi-wan reach princess leia in time? will kyo pay his debt? and what is the empemporer plotting?! find out on the next....ANIME WARS!!!!!
k ppl hope you liked it. It sucked i know, but it was my frist fan fic thingy and well, i tried. T-T
anywayz, here's the casting list-
Luke skywalker: Ed elric(FMA)
Princess Leia: Tohru Honda (Furuba)
Han solo: Kyo sohma(furuba)
Luke's uncle: Armstrong(FMA)
Obi wan kenobi: Miroku(inuyasha)
Bounty hunter:Haru sohma(furuba)
C-3po:Al elric(FMA)
R2D2: Tachkoma(ghost in the shell)
Darth vader: Akito sohma(furuba)
sorry this is long ^-^;;
bye!
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