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Thursday, May 26, 2005
Hey!
in case you did'nt see my last post, please read it b/c otherwise you'll be totally lost. that said, I'm continueing my story from tuesday. Now on w/ chapter 2!!!!!
Anime wars
When we last left off,Princess Leia, captured by the enemy, sits waiting to be exacuted. elsewhere Luke Skywalker and a mysterious man named Obi- Wan kenobi, strike a deal with a hot tempured space pilot. They plan to travel to Alderan, where they hope to deliver secret plans to the rebels....
Ed: What a piece of crap!
* stares at a run-down looking ship*
Kyo: hey! shut your mouth!
Ed: *turns to Kinobi* your really payed all that money for THIS?
Kyo: HEY! it may not look like it, but this is the millenium falcon!
One of the fastest ships in the galaxy!
Ed: sure....
Kyo: look..I DON'T HAVE TO TAKE YOU YOU KNOW!!!
Miroku: Oh dear..I sense much rage....
*about a block away*
Solider: it turns out those droids that escaped our ship did have the rebels plans encoded in them.
Another solider: Yes but we were able to track them here. surely we can find-
Storm trooper: Sir! one of the spies has seen the two droids with a boy and an old Jedi. Their attempting to broard a ship!
Leiutenent: Send unit C! don't let them escape!
*back with ed*
Ed; FINE!
Kyo: FINE!
* they both stand there glaring w/ their arms crossed*
Miroku: are you two kids done?
Ed&Kyo:Shaddup!
Miroku: ^-^;;
* just than he senses somthing*
Miroku: quick! on the ship!
Ed: huh?
Storm tropper: there they are!
Kyo: shit! what are you two fugeitives?
Ed: c'mon lets just go!
* Ed grabs the droids and runs into the ship*
*the troops start to shoot*
*Obi-wan deflects it with his staff and kyo shoots at them with a big-ass gun*
Kyo: okay c'mon!
* they run into ship*
Ed: c'mon we gatta- GAH!*he rams into some large figure*
WHAT?! who the hell are you?
* Snorelax stands in front of ed*
Kyo: that's chewie, he's wookie, but it does'nt matter now i gotta start the damn ship!
*he runs to the control room of the ship*
Kyo: okay! all of you into your seats!
*ed, obi-wan,and droids sit and put on their seatbelts.*
Kyo: okay now I jus-
*the strom troopers start fireing at the ship*
kyo: SHIT! chewie start the ship while I *reves up huge -ass gun and starts shooting*
*chewie starts the ship and they make a narrow escape*
Kyo: alright on to alderan.
Ed: jeez that was close...
*later*
Ed: so hey kenobi, you said before that I could learn this force thingy too...mind showing me?
Miroku: oh yeah...I did say that did'nt i? well for starters, *throws ed a lightsaber* when you don't have a gun that comes in handy.
Ed; really? *al sits next to ed and peers at the lightsaber*
Ed: so how does it turn-*he clicks the button.*
Al: gah!*the lightsaber just misses him and cuts the wall instead.*
Ed: HOLY SHIT! what the hell are you carrying this dangerous thing around for?!
Miroku:protection against um... angery mobs?
Ed: would'nt be surprized...
Miroku: ^-^;; heh heh
Kyo: yo! you can do all your little "training" rituals later, but now you should see this...
* ed and Miroku peer out the starship window*
Kyo: that planet you wanted. yeah well its not here.
Miroku: but thats impossible...
Ed: yea i mean a whole planet goes missing?
Al: what if something blew it up?
*they all look at him in surprize*
Ed: but...what could have..?
Snorelax: grrrraowll
*he points out the window, where a huge enemy destroyer lurks behind that ship*
Kyo: well, there's your answer.
Ed: lets get outta here before they pick up our signal!
Miroku: no! if we move our ship now they'll definatly spot us!
Kyo: too late
Ed: WHAT?!?!
*the enemy ship's gravitational device pulles the ship into the enemy destroyer. The enemy imidiatly send some storm troopers to investigate the ship.
Soilder: Sir! our tracking device marks this as the ship the rebels plans where on. But no one is inside.
Gereral: when we blew up alderan, we only eliminated a decoy Rebel base. and now weve hit another dead end. That's it. no more screw ups. SHE knows where it is. and well get what we want even if we have to kill her.
*after hideing from the strom troopers in the ships secret compartments, Han solo,Luke,sneek out to,explore the ship to find a way to escape.*
AL: luke sir!
Ed: huh?
Al: tachcoma has found something!
*they stand in a diserted control room*
Ed: what?
Al: she searched files and has found that the princess who sent you that message is onboard.
Ed: what?! here?! her?
Al: she's on the waiting list to be terminated.
Ed: wha?! Han we gotta do something!
Kyo *sits in a chair and stares at ed*
why? what are you crazy? I'm not risking my ass for some high and mighty snot -nosed brat. *silence* Who is she anyway?
Al: She's a princess
Kyo: you said princess?
Ed: yea but I guess since you don't want to rescue her she'll die
Kyo: w-well I guess we could try to-
Ed: good! Hey wait! where's Kenobi?
*elsewhere on the ship*
Miroku; so have you lovely ladies been working here long?
*he sits between two girl Captains*
Captain 1: *giggle* oh your so cute!
Captain2: giggle*
Miroku: hahah
Ed: I mean he was just here a moment ago- gah!
Kyo: O.O
Kyo: WHAT THE HELL YOU DOIN?!?!
Ed: yoour supposed to help us!
Miroku: Oh yeah. Sorry ladies.
Girls: oh don't go!
Miroku; sorry but duty calls!
*as they walk away*
Ed: sometimes I just can't understand what's wrong with you!
Girl 1: *on her radio* yes general the rebel leader is here. yes level 5.
Genral: alert the troops
Girl2: right away
AL: well her cell should be right around...
Stroom troopers: freeze! your under arrest!
Ed: TIME TO GO!
*they start shooting*
Ed: gah!!!!!!
Miroku: *as he deflects shots with his staff* use the weapons I gave you!
Ed: *grabs out lightsaber* Hah!!
*snorelax stars shooting and crushes a couple men by sitting on them*
*al screams bloody murder*
AL: agh! were gonna die agh!!!
* at the same time, the enemy soliders blasts bounce off him and hit the soliders*
Kyo: hey nice job
Al: @-@
Ed: Han! go try to find an exit!
We'll hold em off!
Kyo: fine! * he starts running down the hallway* *kicks a variety of doors* No. no. Locked. crap. *he leans against wall* now what? *he leans against a button which opens a door*
Kyo: WHAT the fuck?
Tohru: huh?
Kyo: *he stares at her*who? a-are you the? the...
Tohru: I-I'm princess leia. who are??
Kyo: I'm-
* just than ed rund down the hallway*
Ed: AAAAAAGGGGHHHH! FLEE! FLEE! WE GOTTA GO NOW!!!
*Miroku, Al, Snorelax all run right past kyo and down the hallway*
Kyo: hey! wait for me! why you dirty! *he lifts up tohru and throws her over his shoulder*
Tohru: um?! eh?
Kyo; sorry bout tha *he starts to run with tohru over his shoulder*
Tohru; um the soliders are coming!
*kyo throws her a ray gun* Kyo: shoot em!
*tohru fires gun*
GGGAAAHHH!
Tohru: I'm sorry! I did'nt mean to shoot you! sorry!
*they all run towards the ship*
*as they run they run past the "captains in short mini shirts room**
Miroku; *stops* why hello!
Ed: *grabs miroku* C'mon you perv!
* they run to ship but a whole troop is guarding it*
AL: oh no!
Kyo: oh shit..
Tohru: eh?! @-@
Continued: in Anime wars part three.
Well hope ya'll liked part two. Sorry it took so long. See you all later. Oh end samurai Champloo is on tonight! yay!
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