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Tuesday, May 31, 2005
The saga continues......
*If you have not read Part 1 & 2 plz do so. It will make sense that way so plz do that ^-^
when we last left luke and others-
Kyo: whadda mean OTHERS? what am i dirt?!
Mimiru;SHADDUP!I'm narrating!
-their ship was captured and taken inside an enemy battleship. once inside they where able to seek away and rescue Princess Leia from being executed. But now as they run to their ship, enemy troops surround them to prevent their escape......
Anime Wars: part III
Kyo: oh...shit
Tohru:*still thrown over kyo's shoulder* What?! what happened?!
Captain: your under arrest! your out numbered!
Ed: Why you....*reaches for lightsaber*
Miroku: *stops ed* No Luke your not yet experienced. Let me handle it.
Ed: um...okay?
Miroku: *starts to wave hands at soilders* Come to jamaica and feel alright...I said come too Jamica an feel alright. come to-
Solider: What the fuck?!
Miroku: I seems its not working.
Ed:O.O
Kyo: what the hell was that?!
Miroku: no wait a minute that was the wrong one! *turns to soilders*
*waves hands*You don't want to shoot us...
Soilders:*in trance* really?....
Miroku: yes...you want to let us go...
Soilders: we want to let you-
Captain: DON'T LISTEN TO HIM! HE's USING HIS JEDI MIND TRICKS!
Miroku: you don't want to listen to him...you want to listen to the pretty girl....*points to tohru*
Soilders: *in a trance* we want to listen to the pretty girl....
Captain: NO! NO!
*soilders bow to tohru*
Tohru: EH? EH?!
Miroku: what are you waiting for?!
Tell them to let us go!
Tohru: huh? oh! um please could you let us go?
*soiders move aside*
Kyo: i-it actually worked...
Ed: And here I thought he was just crazy...
Miroku: c'mon it won't hold them for long!
Kyo: alright! *kyo still holding tohru rushes to ship w/ Al,Tachcoma and Snorelax*
Captain: T-that's it! I'll shoot you myself!
*luke takes out lightsaber*
no need captian...
*ed and miroku turn around to see-*
Captain: Darth Vader sir!
*akito stands there stareing at miroku*
Akito: I'll take care of him
Captian: yes sir *runs away*
Ed:who the hell are you?!
Miroku: Luke get on the ship with Han and leave.
Ed: but-
Miroku: go! I'll be fine!
Ed: *reluctantly runs onto ship*
Akito: So...Obi-wan...Its been a long time...*turns on lightsaber*
Miroku:Not long enough I'm afraid.
*Turns on lightsaber*
Akito: THIS time I'll kill you.
Miroku: we'll see
* they lock into violent lightsaber battle*
*inside the millenium falcon*
Kyo: looks like the two pshycos are dueling each other...
Tohru: OH NO! I-i hope they're okay!
Ed: *watches*
Akito: face it you can't win!
*swings at miroku just missing him*
Miroku: no matter how hard you try you can't get rid of me.
*swings down but akito dodges*
*akito swings again, miroku dodges it but hits the wall.
He falters for only a moment and goes to swing again but it is too late.
Akito slashes Miroku across the chest*
Tohru: *gasp*
Kyo; whoah
Ed:........
........
*director wacks him with script*
Ed: oh? oh! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
*Akito starts to laugh his psyco laugh*
Ha Ha MWWOOOWWAAhahaBWAHOHAHhumMA!
Ha! ha...ha...*notices miroku's body is'nt there. Only his cloak*
*akito steps on it to make sure*
*step* *step* *STOMP STOMP STOMP!*
Director: AKITO! dude! enough!
Akito: sorry ^-^;;
*later as the millenium falcon flies away luke sits in chair depressed*
Ed: I- just can't believe he's...
Tohru: Oh...*pats shoudler* its okay...um who are you anyway?
Ed: luke skywalker
Tohru: Oh. its okay luke...He was old. As my mom said- when your old there is two ways to keel- in a battle to the death- or in a senor home.
Ed: O.O
Tohru: or ^-^;;as I say he's in a better place...
Ed: *thinks* *has vision of miroku being pervert* *shakes head*
i'm not so sure....
*han solo enters* *sigh*
Kyo:this all we need! its bad enough we got to carry around to dumbass droids-
AL: i beg your pardon?!
Kyo: -but now we gatta carry around some dum girl!
*out of no where yuki jumps out of a compartment and slaps kyo*
Tohru:O.O eh?!
Kyo:WTF?! DAMN RAT! What the hell?!
Ed: serves you right you know...
Tohru: @.@
Kyo: why you-*lunges at ed*
Director: SOHMA! THE SCRIPT!
Kyo: oh...sorry. *studies script* *to tohru*
So how much money you gonna pay me for saving you your Worship?
Tohru: um! i um...um...
*director nodges tohru*
*tohru takes big breath and in Princess Leia voice stands up and says*
I don't owe you anything you scruffy looking son of a bildgerat! I don't owe you shit!
*starts to walk into other room but is blocked my chewie*
and will someone PLEASE get this THING outta my way?! *pushes chewie and stomps off*
Ed: Whoa
Kyo: O.O *falls over in shock*
Continued in part four*
Whew! there you have it! first three chapters! good lord! hope you liked it! i tried ^-^;;
See you w/ next part tomarrow ^-^
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