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Friday, June 3, 2005
and on the saga goes.......
*warning! if you did not read the other parts this may really really confuse you!*
Anime Wars Part IV
* On the millenium falcon, Luke, Han Solo, Princess Leia, C-3PO and Chewie are all on their way to the planet of the rebel base to deliver secret plans smuggled from under the enemy's nose. However whether they get their or not is a different story. After narrowly escapeing and enemy ship AND Darth Vader, the crew is happy to escape with their lives....But for a price. Obi-Wan Kenobi, the leader of the group was killed at the hands of Darth Vader...Now the only hope the galaxy had left is a little twerp-
Ed: I AM NOT A TWERP!
MIMIRU: SHUT THE HELL UP! MY NARRATION TIME!!!! *ahem* -named luke skywalker.....
*in control room of Millenium falcon*
Al: well the good news is we are almost to the rebel base planet...
Snorelax: aghhhggg!
Al: yes. your right. But the bad news is...
Kyo: GODDAMMIT LEAVE ME ALONE!
Al: THEY are all fighting ^-^;;...
Snorelax: graaaggg ^-^;;
Ed: it's all your fault anyway.
Kyo: HOW THE HELL SHOULD I KNOW!?
Ed: she been locked in that room for like 3 hours!
Kyo: hmf
Al: well she WAS about to be put to death.
Kyo: hmf! here we come, rescuing her, and what does she do to show her appreciation? locks herself in her room!
AL: well you were pretty rude..
Ed: yea demanding money like that
Kyo: hey I did'nt sign up for this Princess saving shit! I'M just a pilot and ALL I want is my money and Than I'm gonna get the hell outta here.
* they all glare and turn away*
Kyo: hey! what are you gonna shun me now?
*silence*
oh that's nice. Sure just ignore me! * starts to stomp off* that's it! I'm gonna go sit with chewie *mutters*the only sane one here- *sees chewie turn back w/ others* WHA?! no chewie not you too!* stopms off down hallway* AND I'M NOT APOLOGIZEING!
*he passes tohru door and sighs*
*he stops looks both ways and than knocks*
Kyo:um...hello? miss..girl...um?
*the door opens reveling tohru looking surprized*
Tohru: oh!um hi!
Kyo: um...yea I'm sorry..for um before...and yeah...
Tohru: *stares at him*
Kyo: see I um...well...
Tohru: *gives him blank stare*
Kyo:I DON KNO I'M JUST SORRY OKAY?!
Tohru: oh! um er o-okay!
Kyo: jeez you really are dumb...
Tohru:um but why are you
apologizing?
Kyo: O.O y-you don't remember...? y-you yelled at me and than I...
Tohru: Oh! Oh no...I did it again...
Kyo:?
Tohru: not again...I really need to get a grip!
Kyo: What?!
Tohru: you see I suffer from severe mood swings. You see I'm usually totally fine but every now and than I'll just snap...
Kyo: X_X yeah well sorry anyway ALRIGHT?!
Tohru: oh of course!...um you never did tell me your name...^-^;;
Kyo:*smacks head* *mutters*jeez I'm not going to be able to take this much longer....yeah I'm Han Solo...the captain...*starts to leave* yeah well I'll be go-*
tohru: grabs his hand* very pleased to meet you Han-san!
Kyo: *blushes* ah..um..yeah..um sure...
Tohru: ^-^
*all of a sudden giggling is heard from behind*
giggle giggle hhhhaaann!
ooohhh.
Kyo; WTF?! you were there the whole time?!
Ed; *cracks up* not apologing eh?
Kyo: why you-
Ed: Han and leia sittin in a tree...
Kyo: *grabs ed* I'll ring your neck!
Ed: I'll kick your ass!
Tohru: O.O Ah! UM?!
*ed and kyo start to fight*
*but than chewie starts to wail*
Kyo: *looks up* wha is it chewie?
Al: I appears we have arrived..
Kyo:*switchs to captain mode* *jumps into captain chair* *jams on head set*
Chewie prepare for landing! you all get your asses in the chairs! and unless you gonna go fylin outta your seats put on the seat belts!
* ship enters the planets atmoshere and starts to hit terbulance*
Tohru: eh?! ah!!*her selt belt wont click* oh no! oh no!
* ship start to rattle as it goes to land*
Kyo: hold on!
Ed: *glances at tohru*
Tohru: oh! eh!!
Ed: Leia your selt belt put it-
Kyo: here we go! * ship zooms down from the sky at alarming speed*
Ed: oh shit!
*ship hits the ground and starts to skid and tohru goes fying*
Tohru: aghhhh!*flies toward winsheild*
*but ed grabs her and crashes through window before her*
*they both fly outta the ship*
AAAAAGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!
ed lands in grass and tohru falls just over him*
Tohru: AGH! I AM SOOO SOOORRRYY!!!
are you okay?!
Ed: *coff coff* y-yes but your sitting on me...
Tohru: wah! sorry!
*al, snorelax,tachcoma,kyo run over*
Al: are you okay?!
Kyo: what the fuck?! WHAT DO THE WORDS SIT YOU ASS IN THE SEAT MEAN TO YOU?!
Ed: AND WHAT THE HELL WAS WITH THAT LANDING?!
Kyo: YOU KNOW-
Excuse me sir!
Kyo: huh?
* three men in solider suits stand behind kyo*
Huges: who are you and why are you here?
*man next to him whispers*
sir they could be enemy spies
No I don't think so...to strange looking to be-
Ed: EXCUSE ME?!
Senator: oh sorry
Al: are you the rebels?
Senator: sure are
Ed: good. we got your princess.
Senator: *voice goes dark*
did...you ...say...princess?
Ed: aghhh yeah.
Senator: WHERE IS MY LITTLE SUGAR MUFFIN!!!!
Ed: O.O
*grabs Kyo* WHERE IS MY BEATIFUL ANGEL?!?!
Kyo: whoa whoa! get away from me!
Senator: she better be in top condition!
Ed: calm down! of course she is!
Senator: where is she?!
Ed: right*he reaches down in tall grass pulling up by the hand and dazed looking leia. not only that her dress has dirt stains and her hair has grass in it*
Tohru: huh?
Ed: see top coditi- *sees tohru w/ grass in hair* O.O
Senator: LEIA!!!!!*grabs tohru* I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!
Tohru: d-dad!! Its so nice to see you!!
Huges:*looks at tohru*
what have these idiots done?!
Ed: ho you callin idiot?!
Huges: just look at your dress!
Tohru: oh! dad its really no big deal...^-^;;
Huges: huh?
Tohru: I-i mean I wasn't even hurt when I flew form the winshiled-
Huges: win-winsheild?!
*has evil glare at kyo*
you bastard...
Tohru: agh! no dad! really I'm okay! luke-san saved my fall! *she grabs ed's hand* right luke-san?
Ed: *glances at kyo than gets an evil smirk*
why yes. *wraps arm around tohru* the princess was in danger,due to a certain idiot, I just wanted to help.*glances at kyo and smiles*
Kyo: *says nothing but stands there trembling w/ rage*
Huges: why you couragioeus soul!
Tohru: dad, I brought the battle plans in this droid*points to tachcoma*
Huges:*swithces to serious mode*
really. I see. well you better come along than.* they all walk away towards the base except for kyo and al and chewie*
Al: um? master solo?
Kyo:* still shaking*
AL: hello Master-solo is someone here maybe... JEALOUS?
Kyo;Shaddup!
Al:whoah I was right!
Kyo: THAT SON OF A BITCH MIDGET IS GONNA DIE!* *punches al than stomps off*
AL: OH! how rude! and wha- oh! look! THATS JUST GREAT! he actually left a DENT in me!
Snoelax: GRRRAAARRRGGGGURAHUUU?
Traslation: what the hell was his problem?
Al: *shakes head* humans...
* mean while on an imperial crusier some lightyears away*
Akito:yes master I killed him.
good. good. Its going in order to plan...
Akito: yes but while he was there I saw another...
oh? someone you know?
Akito:I don't know..but the force is stong with him...
hm. are the men tracking the ship?
Akito: yes they led us right to the rebel base...
good good. well, if you are worried just slaughter them all.
Aktio:*evil smirk* yes of course. Yes master
no matter what the case we will strike soon...very soon.. heh heh heh....
*continued in part 5*
Whew! wow that was long...so sorry! but don't worry more action next time! promise! hope you liked this one though! I'm off to visit sites now so catch ya later! ^-^
P.S. YAY! its friday!!!!^-^
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