Wednesday, June 8, 2005

   End of a saga........
*warning! please read the previous installments if you have not read this B4!!! It will spoil the end 4 U! Also, I had I great time writing this and I hope you liked it. As I said its my first parody/fanfic so if it sucks...sorry. well now tha my hand is practically falling off from writing this...ENJOY!*



Finally Han Solo, Chewie, the

droids and Princess Leia, have

arrived on a distant moon where the

rebel base is located. They where

able to succesfully deliver the

secret Death star battle plans.

When they arrive they are greeted

by Senator Organa, Princess

Leia's father. Now, they go to the

rebel base to study the stolen

plans in hopes of finding a

weakness.....

*inside the rebel base leia enter arm and arm w/ her father, followed by Luke, Chewie and the droids. They are greeted by various rebels*

Roy mustang: Princess Leia! tis a joyous occurance you have been returned to us safely!

Princess: OH! captian cardie!
*bows* its so nice to see you again!

Hughes: my daughter tells me she was saved by these characters.*points to ed*

Ed: ah well it was nothin ^-^;;

Captain mustang:nonsense, all of you shall be rewarded for the return of the princess!

Ed: thanks ^-^

Mustang: yes well-*stops short* you are a SHORT fellow are'nt you....

Ed:*starts to shake* w-well heh he does it matter?!

Mustang: no not really...

Liea!

Tohru:Oh! Riea! *a girl with identical buns in hair rushes forward and hugs liea*

Winry: its been so long we thought you were dead!

Tohru: Oh! i'm sorry for worrying you! I'm okay!!!

Ed: um...?

Tohru: oh! I'm sorry! this is my cousin Princess Reia ^-^Reia this is Luke skywalker.

*ed and winry stare at each other*
Winry: *sizes up ed* kinda short for a pilot....

Ed:grrrr

Kyo: he ain't the pilot..

*they all look up*

Tohru: Han-san!*rushes to him*

Everyone this is Han solo!

Huges: oh yeah...I wondered what happened to him....

Tohru: he was able to sucessfully menuver our ship and escape the empire!

Mustang: impressive

Kyo: *looking awkward* well it was'nt really....

Reia: well I guess that's it! c'mon uncle organa! Leia! the gernrals are waiting!

*they all start to walk forward*
*tohru pulls her dad aside*

Tohru: dad?

Hughes:yes sugar muffin?

Tohru: the plans are enclosed within the taqchcoma droids memory.They are battle plans to the death star. They must be analized right away if we have any hope of destroying the empire. It's our only hope.

Huges: yes right away

* we see ed in a pilot suit*
* he spots han packing and goes over*

Ed: so....you got your reward?

Kyo: yup*he doesen't even look at luke*

Ed: so are'nt you gonna help the rebellion? your a good pilot we could really use you!

*kyo turns to luke*

Kyo: look kid, I got my money and now I'm gettin the hell outta here. I ain't gettin invloved!
And hey! your a pretty good pilot yourself kid! why don you ditch this place and come w/ me an chewie?

Ed: no I can't. they need me and they need you to.

Kyo:hmf

Ed: *sighs* well good luck spending your MONEY *starts to walk away*

Kyo: *looks guilty* hey luke...

Ed: *turns around*

Kyo: good luck...you know out.. there

Ed: you too

*han watches him go*

Snorelax:grrrraaagggg?

Kyo :what?! what are you lookin at?

* later in the board room, rebel pilots(including luke) gather to view the stolen plans of the Death star*

Mustang: after viewing the death star plans given to us by princess Leia, the concil and i have detected a weakness. if One small fighter jet can sneak in towards the main reactor, located on the death star,and fire a missle, we might have a chnace at destroying the death star.

Hughes: the only problem is getting there. we'll need one main fighter jet to fire the missle while other fighter jets distract the enemy.

Mustang; we'll need someone experienced, sneeky and smart
someone like-

Bond. James Bond.

Ed; WTF?!

James: I believe i can handle it.

Mustang: no sorry dude wrong movie.

James: *looks around* oops sorry.

Hughes: God that guy is getting desperate...

Mustang: Ahem! as I was saying!
anyone wish to nominate anyone?

*Reia jumps up* I nominate Luke sykwalker! for 1000pharceces!

*tohru w/ determined look*
Me too!1000paces!

Mutang: * in auctioner voice*
ihavealukeskywalkerlukeskywalkerforleadfighterpilotdoigetanoneelse?goingonegoing-

*man jumps up* I nominate peter griffen! *points to dude from family guy*for 3000 parsects!

Ed: O.O

Mustang: ihave3000parsectsforpetergriffenanyonanyonegoingonegoingtwice

*another dude jumps up* I nominate the evil squirels!5000parsects!

*anotherjumps up* yeah! evil squirrels! 6000parsects!

Mustang; I have evil squirels for 6000parasectsgoingonce-

Ed: @-@now this is just getting weird!

Mustang:goingtwicegoing-

Reia: 8000 parasects! lukesykwalker!

Man:9000 parsects! david hasselhoff!

*tohru starts to temble*

Reia: oh no! leia!* tohru jumps up and shakes fist*

Tohru:THAT'S IT GODDAMITT! 12000 PARASECTS! lUKE SKYWALKER!*POINTS AT ED*YOU! MAIN FIGHTER! NOW!

Ed: O.O scary! yes ma'am!

Mustang: sold! 12000 parsects!

*tohru strangles ed* WELL C'MON INTO THE PLANE!

Reia: you really must excuse her...its her severe mood swing disorder....^-^;;

Ed: @-@ no...p-problem,,,*falls over*

*pilots desent into their jets, as ed leaves-*

Luke-san Luke san!

*ed turns around* *princess leia and riea are standing there*

Ed: oh hey ^-^

Tohru: luke-san! i'm so sorry I yelled at you! i had a mood swing again!

ed: oh its okay!

tohru: first han-san now you!*smacks herself* I'm a disgrace! and now you have to go on this mission! you might die!

Ed: gah! don't slap your self! it's okay. I want to do this! besides back home, I flew these all the time I'm okay with it.

Tohru; o-okay. Good luck luke san!
*guards escort her away leaving Ed and reia alone*

*they stare at each other*
*silence*

*both looking akward*

Ed: um....ah..

Reia: er....um....

*reia looks down and than shouts*
Reia: JUST DON'T GET BLOWN UP OKAY?!

*runs away*

*ed looks clueless than sighs*
Ed: geez I'll never understand these women...
*in space*

*ed looks around the cockpit*
*all of a sudden-*

ROLL CALL!!!!!

Ed: SHIT ! SON OF A BITCH!*yanks off headset* do ya have to yell like tha?!

*back at rebelbase, Mustang lowers his megaphone* sorry was that too loud? Just making sure your awake!

Ed: awake my ass

Mustang: ok! here we go!

Goldleader 1- Chi

Chi: chi!

Red leader 1-Sanosuke sagara

sanosuke: yo

Red leader 2-Shampoo

Shampoo:I here!

Red leader 3-Kagomes grandpa

*silence*

*mustang takes out megaphone*
KAGOME'S GRANDPA!

*grandpa wakes up*
Wha?! huh?! who called?!

Blue leader 4- monkey

Kuwabara: hey! I'M blueleader 4!

Mustang: exactly what I said. monkey.

Kuwabara: why you! grrrrr

Blue leader 5- monkey

Kuwabara: WTF IS THIS?! YOU FUCK-

Mustang: *holds up censor sign*
quiet! I really meant MONKEY.

Monkey: ooahoo!

Ed: holy shit what IS this?! Who recuited these weirdos?

* somewhere on another planet*

*man stops dead in his tracks and puts hand to his head*

Girl: what is it Master Juandise?

Ayame: somewhere out there in that vast open space before me someone has insulted my marvelous list of recruits! I daresay I am appaled!

Girl: there there*pats shoulder*
*back w/ ed*

Mustang: and last but not least,
Gold leader 6- Midget boy

Ed: WHAT?! I'll KILL YOU!!!!

Mustang: too late you've arrived at the death star. Have fun all of you!

Shampoo: main leader! i be waiting your command!

Sanosuke: yea on your command dude!

Ed: OKAY! Shampoo! you take Kuwabara,and chi. distract the enemy fighters.
While they are tailing you, grandpa,sanosuke and me will fly to the main reactor.

Shampoo: Is okay with shampoo! OK all you is with shampoo!

*shampoo, chi and Kuwabara fly towards the death star where enemy pilots luanch and go after them*
*ed radioing sanosuke*

Ed: okay, grandpa and sano lets-

Sano: wait a sec what about the monkey?

Ed: X.X jeez okay fine c'mon!

*they all fly in low towards main reactor, ed in the center while, sano guards his left and grandpa his right. And the monkey. and well the monkey guards the back.*

*on the other side of the death star*

*Shampoo leads Chi and Kuwabara*

*shampoo blasts at enemy ship
tailing kuwabara*

Shampoo: yay! I kill!

Kuwabara: thanks. Oh! Chi you have a enemy pilot right behind you!

Chi: chi?

*kuwabara blasts it*

Chi: Chi!

Kuwabara: no prob!

Shampoo: is two enemy pilots left! you must be careful!

Chi: *with determined look* chi!
Shampoo: there's one! *chi and Shampoo zero in on an enemy ship*
*chi blasts it*

Shampoo: Yay! you kill!

Chi: ^-^ chi! O.O chi chi!

* she points at kuwabara*

Shampoo: Aiyaa! Kuwabara! is enemy ship behind you!!!

Kuwabara: I can't see em! I CAN'T SEE HIM!

*enemy ship blasts Kuwabara's ship and it blows up*

Shampoo:......oh is too bad..

Chi: ?

director: AHEM!

Shampoo: okay! fine. NNNOOOO!

*puts hand too head* whoe is me! he dead!

diector: that's better ^-^

Chi: chi?

Shampoo: is okay chi! there's only one enemy fighter lef-

* she looks up and sees she's surrounded by at least 20 fighters.*

Shampoo: *sigh* Aiyaa...

Chi: @.@

*back w/ ed*
Sanosuke: k we should be in range of the main reactor in about five minutes.

Ed: good. everthing should be fi-
aghhhhhhh!

Ed: !! *grabs radio* shampoo! are you okay?!

Shampoo: is too many! we is dodging but can't hold much longer! We-

Ed: shampoo! what?! what is it?!

Shampoo: they is leaving. they must have- oh no! they spot you! they after you!

Ed: shit. sanosuke! they found us!
you ready to fight?

Sano: more than ever! lets kick some enemy ass!

Ed: whoot!

Monkey: oooah!

Ed: um grandpa....GRANDPA!

Grandpa: whoha wha?

Ed: stop falling asleep at the wheel!

Grandpa: okay! can't an old man get any sleep?! dang kids...

Ed: There coming!

*sanosuke pulls up and blasts about half of the ships in one minute*

Ed: whoah talk about trigger happy! nice job!

Sano: *grins*

*on board enemy crusier*

General: my lord is there something troubling you?

Akito: HE'S here.

General: who my lord?

Akito:ready my ship! I'm going out there...

*back w/ ed*

Sano: 20 down! three to go! huh?
I'm out of carbon seditrum!

Ed: what?! than get outta here!

Sano: you crazy? I'm stay to help!

Ed: no! you can make it back to base if you leave now! if you stay one blast from the enemy will kill-

*an enemy ship speeds in at top speed*

Sano: huh?

Ed: watch out!

Sano: I got em.

Ed: He's too close! Pull up!

Sano: I got em!

* he goes to shoot but before he can the ship blows snao's ship up*

Ed: No...*smashes fist into wall of cockpit* why?!

Grandpa: watch out sunny! that ship tha blasted your friend just pulled alongside you!

Ed: huh?

*just than ed looks in rear view mirror and sees the reflection of the enemy ship...and inside the ship....
DARTH VADER grining that crazed grin only akito can make*

Ed; *thinking* HIM! he's the one who killed- *just than akito pulls up and shoots kagome's grandpa*

Ed: !!!!!

Grandpa: blast me joints I'm hit!
*blows up *

*back at Rebel base*

*tohru is crying*

R-reia!!!!*sniff* p-poor grandpa!!!

*kagome out of nowhere*
GRANDPAAAA!!!

Winry: It's okay kagome we fell your pain ^-^

Tohru:*cries*

Winry: there there leia. *pats head*

Hughes: No!Butter muffin! don't cr-

Mustang: may I remind you your on duty?

*hughes gives him a glare than turns away from tohru*
Hughes: very well

Tohru: *sob*

Mustang: ah! but it seems the midget is still alive!

*winry and tohru look up*

Tohru: *through tears* Luke-san!

Winry: *in awe* h-he's still alive...

*back with ed*

*akito and the two fighters left zero in on ed and the monkey*

Ed: okay in about a minute we should reach it. Monkey!

......

Ed: MONKEY! THIS IS NO TMIE FOR A BANANNA BREAK!

Monkey: *hides bananna peel* ^-^;;

* akito closes in for the kill*
Monkey: OOOOSGGGHRTYZEEEE!

Tranlation: THEY ARE CLOSING IN!

Ed: stay on target...

Monkey: FAFGHHHOOOOOMAAAGGGG!
Tranlation: I can't hold them!

Ed: STAY ON TARGET!

Monkey; aolfdjngfgnoooo!
Tranlation: I CAN"T HOLD THEM!!!

*akito fires*

Monkey:OOOOOFFFDDDooo!!!
Tranlation:AAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!

*blows up*

*at rebel base*

Tohru: oh! poor monkey!

*out of no where*

ringmaster: No mya monkey!

Mustang: *walking him away* its okay tony. now back to the circus..

Hughes: looks like Luke's our last hope.....

*back w/ ed*
Ed: *looking though cpu grid*
almost there...but I can't get rid of this bastard!

Akito: hmmm the force is strong with this one....

Ed: jeez....
*all of a sudden*

luke.....

Ed: gah! a ghostly voice!

luke....its me.....

Ed: crap I'm dead already?!

Miroku: no dummy! it's me kenobi!

Ed: oh. That's even worse...

Miroku: what's that mean?!

Ed: nothing nothing

Miroku:....

Ed: SO WHY THE HELL YOU HERE?!

Miroku: I'm supposed to tell you somthing....

Ed: what?

Miroku: I forgot.

Ed: WHAT?!

Miroku: no wait....wait for it...wait....OH YEAH! *going back to ghostly voice*
use the force....use it luke!

Ed: THAT was it? that's it?!

*silence*

Ed: well he's gone. But ah what the heck...* takes off goggles and attemps at the force*

* akito zeros in*

Ed: I SEE THE MAIN REACTOR!

*gets ready to fire missil*

*but than sees akito getting ready to fire*

*akito fires but ed dodges it*

Ed: I can't keep this up much longer....

*akito gets ready to shoot again*

Ed: shit! I can't dodge this time!

*akito lowers in*

Ed:agh!

*all of a sudden out of nowhere a huge blast hits the other enemy ships and grazes akito's ship*

Ed: holy crap! WTF WAS THAT?!

Kyo: hey shorty you okay?*kyo flies in millenium falcon*

Ed: *for once in his life ignores the "height challenged" remark*
Han! I knew we needed you!

Kyo: yeah well. You hurry up and finish the job!

Ed: right.* at that moment ed flies low and fires missle. He than pulles up jet*
*the death star explodes*

Ed: YEAH!!!

Kyo; nice job luke!!

Shampoo: *on radio* He kill! he kill!!

Chi: chi! ^-^

*back at rebel base*

Hughes: PRAISE BUDDA!!!!

Tohru: *jumps up and down *
LUKE -SAN! ^-^ *hugs reia*

Winry: Luke did it!!!

Mustang: well done luke

Hughes: yeah hurry up and get you ass back here!!

*in the distance Darth Vader's damaged ship spins off into space*

Ed: *takes deep breath*
whew- glad that is over...

Miroku: see luke....the force is always with you.....

Ed: a-huh whatever...*in his head *
I guess so...maybe...

*back at rebel base*

*all the rebel pilots surrond ed congradulating him*

*tohru comes runing over to ed, who just barely came out of the fighter.*

*she hugs him nearly knocking him over*

Tohru: Luke-san! you made it! you did'nt die!

*han walks over* *is jealous ed is being hugged by tohru*

Tohru: HAN-SAN! your back too!!!
*luanches into giving kyo a huge hug*

Kyo: ?! um....nice to see you too *pats tohru's head* *shakes ed's hand* good job out there.

Ed: thanks
*chewie, Al and tachcoma run over to ed*

Ed: aghhh!

*chewie gives ed friendly slap on the back nearly knocking ed over*

Al: master luke! fine job! slendid!

Ed: *Wheeze*t-thanks

tohru: c'mon! My dad's throwing a buffet for the victory!

Everyone: Buffet?! *they all run into dining hall after tohru*
* only ed is left stand there*

Ed: Whew- *turns to see reia standing there*

Ed: oh! reia...

Winry: you were great out there...
who'd think someone like YOU whould be such a good pilot...

Ed: um thanks....I THINK.....

Winry: *smiles* well I just wanted to say...congradulations...

Ed: *smiles back at her*

Winry: and I-

Mustang: hey midget! you'd better get your ass over here now or all the food's gonna be gone!!!

Ed: YOUR GONNA BE DEAD IN A MINUTE ASSHOLE!
*chases mustang*

Winry: *stands there sort of surprised but than laughs*

Mustang: Naa Naa! can't catch me!

Ed: YOU DEAD!!! *takes out lightsaber*

Mustang: no fair!! T-T

*Later at the throne room,rebels, rebel pilots and all thoses other ppl gather. *they clear the aisle and Chewie, Han and Luke walk down it to the the front of the room*

*there, stand, Senator Organa(Huges), Princess leia, Captian Cardie(mustang), and Princess Riea*

*Reia steps forward and hands somthing to tohru*
*tohru smiling, places metals oh honor over the heads of Kyo, Ed and Snorelax*
*they turn and face the audience*
*everyone claps* dudun dudun dudun
ANIME WARS
Da DA DA DAAAA DUNNNN
Da
Da
Da Da
Dun Da Dun Da Da DUNNNNN

Directed by Director

Written by:Mimiru Shizaki

Based on a certain space
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BUT!!!!
Younglings! ye story tis'nt over yet!!!!!!!

Freeloaders....

Han has'nt payed his debt....
hmf figured as much...
Bring him to me....

Annoying younglings....

Ed:For the last time I'm not a GODDAMED HOBBIT!!!
sass give me you do but in training you get no farther...

New surprizes....

Kyo: lando! buddy!
Hello...
Kyo: HOLY SHIT!

AND the return of...

sorry here at burger kingwe only allow people to use the bathroom if if they buy somthing....
Darth vader: WHAT?!
rules are rules....
Darth vader: I'll rip your fucking head off- on second thought maybe I'll have a soda....

All this be on the Saga of....
ANIME WARS!!!!!!
THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK!!!!!!!!



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