Wednesday, June 22, 2005

The Inu-Yasha Drinking Game

Remember dont drink like bear ok use like soda-pop or juice or water becouse dringking is bad for ya

1. Take a drink everytime Kagome screams 'Inu-Yasha!'

2. Take a drink if Inu-Yasha rushes into something without thinking.

3. Take a drink if Kikyou shows up unexpectedly somewhere. Take another if she makes a death threat against a person.

4. Chug it if that person was/still is in love with her.

5. Take a drink every time Miroku asks a girl to bear his child. Down the whole bottle if the girl actually accepts.

6. Take a drink if Sango gets jealous.

7. Take a drink if the only thing that Shippou does during an episode is stand on someone's shoulder and shout 'Inu-Yasha!'.

8. Chug it if that's actually the only time you see Shippou that whole episode (Warning- not recommended if you are watching more than one episode in one sitting).

9. Take a drink every time Sesshoumaru shows up wanting to fight Inu-Yasha, and take another if he underestimates Inu-Yasha and loses (Fluffy fans may feel like chugging it at this point).

10. Down the whole thing if he does something unexpectedly nice and no one can figure out the reason why.

11. Take a drink if Naraku creates a new underling to kill Inu-Yasha, and take two drinks if he uses someone's dead family member.

12. Down it if he actually shows up to the fight himself.

13. Take a drink every time Naraku gets some part of his body blown off and is not affected at all.

14. Take a drink everytime Kikyou is shown helping injured soldiers, and chug it if she kills someone who shows up unexpectedly and suspects that she's dead.

15. Take a drink if Inu-Yasha or any of the characters have some sort of flashback sequence (using real alcohol for this one is not recommended).

16. Take a drink if someone or something tries to manipulate Kagome's soul. Take another if they are trying to use her to kill Inu-Yasha (start taking shots if he actually listens to her and runs away).

17. Take a drink every time Myouga shows up out of nowhere. Take another if he offers a complete explanation of what's going on, and down it if he runs away again.

18. Take a drink if Inu-Yasha gets mad at Kagome for wanting to go home. Take 2 drinks if Kagome is mad at Inu-Yasha for wanting her to go home. Chug if she flattens him with 'Osuwari!' before leaving (you may have to go back to store after this one).

19. Take a drink if Inu-Yasha is having conflicting emotions about Kagome and Kikyou. Take 2 more if Kikyou showed up and caused this problem. Take another 3 if Inu-Yasha and Kikyou hug. If Kagome happens to be watching this, start taking shots to dull the pain.

20. Take a drink if Inu-Yasha and Kagome fight and everyone blames Inu-Yasha for being insensitive.

21. Take a drink everytime Kagome yells 'OSUWARI!'. If you pass out, try to fall the same way as Inu-Yasha does.

22. Take a drink everytime Sesshoumaru refers to himself as 'Kono Sesshoumaru', or in english, 'I, Sesshoumaru'.

23. Take a drink if Jaken cheers on Sesshoumaru during a fight with Inu-Yasha. Take another if someone squashes him. Chug in celebration if Sesshoumaru cuts Jaken in half.

24. Take a drink if you ever wonder why Inu-Yasha doesn't just get a clue and get over Kikyou (Warning- you may pass out first).

25. Chug it every time that a romantic scene that was in the manga has been cut out of the anime until you no longer can remember what series you're watching anyway.

26. Take a drink every time Inu-Yasha has a new kimono after it was destroyed in the previous episode. Start taking shots until you have come up with a reasonable explaination as to where he gets them (or until you've passed out, which ever comes first).

27. Start chugging every time Inu-Yasha gets ran through the chest in the middle of battle, and keep drinking as long he continues to fight even with a gaping hole in his chest. (Warning- if the volume of alcohol you drink is more than the volume of blood that he loses, rush yourself to a hospital as fast as possible).

28. Take a drink everytime the enemy suddenly comes up behind Kagome. Take 2 more if Inu-Yasha is there just in time to save her. Take 3 if it's Kouga that saves her, and start chugging if Inu-Yasha thanks him for it to help with the embarrassment.

29. Take a drink everytime the group comes upon a village where the people need help. Take 2 drinks if they come upon a village that needed help (ie. it's destroyed, in flames, etc). Start taking shots if they end up burying the whole village until you've shaken off the morbid feelings.

30. Take a drink everytime Inu-Yasha and the gang arrive at a village and have to teach the villagers about tolerance because they are prejudiced against someone in the village that is hanyou (half-demon), and everything ends happily ever after. Start chugging if you actually don't think this is a cliche moral, and keep going until you do.

31. Take a drink everytime a group of bad people try to attack one of the main characters. Take another if they get their asses kicked by that character, and chug it if the character wipes them all out in one swing.

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