Hey what's up y'all!? I'm real happy for my friend Ali. Her bf is going to kiss her on V-Day and next Wednessday! I'm so happy!!! And we had IOWA testing today. *falls to the ground crying* I'm really pissed off at my friend! Chris and I we're walking to him: Basketball game me: Art Club and when we said 'bye' We were going to hug eachother! BUT STUPID AUDRI JUST HAD TO WALK IN FRONT OF US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!! I'm not going to get in a fight with her but i'll tell her what happened. I am never getting mad at my friends for such stupid things like that!! Well I'm happy yet sad. Happy for Ali. Sad because Chris was going to ask me to the B-Ball game at school but I had to go to Stinking Art Club!!!!!!!!!!! DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!! I was sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo upset that i had to be in 1st period alllll dayyy!!!!!!
Blonde Jokes:
State Capitals:
A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the United States. She proudly announced, "go ahead, ask me any of the capitals, I know all of them."
A red head said, "O.K., what's the capital of Wyoming?" The blonde replied, "Oh, that's easy, 'W'."
Two Blondes:
Two blondes were on their way to Disneyland, when one of the blondes read the sign, "Disneyland left".
So they went home...
Horrific Accident:
A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived.
"My God!" the trooper gasped. "Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK ma'am?"
"Yes, officer, I'm just fine" the blonde chirped.
"Well, how in the world did this happen?" the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car.
"Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began. I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I served to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ...."
"Uh, ma'am", the officer said, cutting her off, "There isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth."
Blonde School Girl:
A little blonde girl comes back from school one evening.
She runs to her mum and says: "Mummy today at school we learnt how to count. Well, all the other girls only counted to 5, but listen to me: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10! It's good, innit?"
"Yes, darling, very good." Answers the mom.
"Is that because I'm blonde?" she asks.
"Yes, darling, it's because you're blonde." The mom says.
Next day, the little girl comes back from school and says: "Mummy, today at school we learnt the alphabet. All the other girls only went as far as D, but listen to me: A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K! It's good, innit?"
"Yes, darling, very good." Answers the mom.
"Is that because I'm blonde, mummy?" she asks.
"Yes, darling it's because you're blonde." The mom says.
Next Day, she returns from school and cries: "Mummy, today we went swimming. Well, all the other girls have no breasts, but look at me!" She proceeds to flash her impressive 36D at her mummy. "Is that because I'm blonde, mummy?"
"No darling, it's because you're 25."
So Dumb:
There was a blonde who was so dumb that she
a) locked herself in a restroom and wet her pants
b) got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
c) tripped over a cordless phone
d) tried to put m & m's in alphabetical order
Blonde and Cheerios:
Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A: "Oh look! Donut seeds!"
Blonde Nurse:
Q. Why did the blonde nurse take a red magic marker to work?
A. In case she had to draw some blood
Blonde asking the Time:
BLONDE: "Excuse me, what time is it right now?"
WOMAN: "It's 11:25PM."
BLONDE: (confused look on face) "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I've asked that question thirty times today, and every time someone gives me a different answer."
Chris's Icon:
My Icon:
Questions:
1. How's life going?
2. How much lip gloss do you own?
3. Harry Potter or Will Turner?
4. Do you have an iPOD?
5. Who's your favorite anime character?
6. What anime character do you look like?
--MirokusLoverSango--
PS: If you didn't vote on the poll above hurry because on the 5th you will tell me what type of icon you would like. plz and thx!
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