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Wednesday, July 11, 2007


It's 2 AM...
Do you know where your children are?

My mom's taking me and my sister to the cemetery later today to visit the old folks. Yay... not.
I hate going to cemeteries. It scares me, you know?

When I was little, my dad's best friend was murdered. His name was Keith. He and my dad trained Tenessee walking horses together when they were my age. Keith was there when I was born, cause my dad was overseas and couldn't come home.
And someone shot him in the back of the head. We drove to Tennessee for his funeral. It was the first and only time I ever saw my dad cry, ever.

When I go to cemeteries, that's what I think of. I think of Keith, I think of my uncle Herbie who died in his sleep, of Dylan who died in a car wreck, of Jacob who hanged himself, of of all these people that I knew that are just... dead now. It scares me to think of them... I know that's horrible, but it does.

Sad memories are way better when they're safely tucked away.
*sigh*
I really don't want to go.

So... that was today's unneeded look into my childhood. I hope your day is happy and not filled with graves. O_O

:p

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Monday, July 9, 2007


Aw, Wilbur!
The cutest thing happened at the shelter today!
Okay, so we got a Vietnamese potbellied pig a few weeks ago because of a cruelty case. Today they let her out with a dog, and the pig and the dog were playing together!
It was so sweet. Wilbur's tail was wagging and she would chase the dog and her little stubby piggy legs were adorable.

*sigh*

But we found out today that one of the workers for the Disney Movie Club thing we're a part of sold my dad's credit card information. O_O
The guy sold it to some undercover agents on accident, but we have no idea how many other people got it first.

I mean... if you can't trust Disney, who CAN you trust?

Also, I just got a thing in the mail tellingme I have to do an ASSLOAD of stuff in preparation for AP Physics. Halfway through July... they couldn't have said, "Oh, BTW, you need to write a four page report on relativity" at the beginnning of summer break?
Arg.

:p

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Sunday, July 8, 2007


Eff her.
My mom is a total lappy hog. She has had the computer from ONE IN THE AFTERNOON to MIDNIGHT.
That's almost 12 hours.
She just sits in bed and hogs the computer all day, then bitches when I complain that I can't finish my college applications.
I could always use the compy downstairs, but it's so sloooow...

Anyhoo, because I have nothing else to say right now, I will fill the post with random quotes from my friends off-line. Maybe it will help you see what I live with. :D

Chris-- "You hooker! You dirty, dirty hooker."

Cody-- "Have you ever had sex on top of a washing machine?"

Livingston-- "I'm a black male with a 4.0 GPA! I'm goin' to college for FREE, biiiiitches!"

TJ-- "If I had a pancake..."

TJ-- "I'm /not/ gay. But if I was, I'd be on top. But I'm NOT."

Caitlyn-- "I should start my own communist nation."

Kenny-- "Cassie, when I rule the world, I'll let you die a quick and painless death, cause I kind of like you."

Chris: Unicorns are real, right? They exist, don't they?
Me: Are you seven? Did your parents tell you about the toothfairy yet? I don't want to spoil it for you.
Chris: No! But they're in pictures and stuff! Aren't there unicorns in like, Ireland?
Me: ...


A day in the life of me.

:p

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Saturday, July 7, 2007


07-07-07
It's a lucky day! (Supposedly.)
Do you feel lucky?

We got a new fridge. Yay!

I'm planning on going to see Harry Potter next week. Geekiness! Yay!

Daddy got paid. Yay!

And my senior pictures. Booooo...
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Why is my face so fat?
I feel like one of those squirrel-chipmunk things... with the puffy cheeks? Yeah. That.
God, I don't even want to LOOK at my formal pictures. I would cast them into the fireplace (which would still be kind of ineffective cause it's July and the fireplace doesn't have any fire in it) but I have to return the proofs to the photographer peoples.
Darn.

EDIT:
Speaking of squirrels, I saw this thing in the newspaper about how the foreign workers that come to Alabama from Japan have never seen squirrels, so they take pictures of them and stuff.
Silly people...

:p

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Thursday, July 5, 2007


Crappy McCrapCrap
So... it seems like everything in our house is breaking. The internet is being a poohead, the phones refuse to work, and our fridge decided to stop working, so all the food inside went bad and we have to get another one.

Also, college application deadlines loom ahead. O_O
And some of the places charge $40!
Between buying/fixing all the stuff in the house, paying tuition for my school, and paying application fees, we have noooo money.
None.
I've been eating popcorn, poptarts, and soup for the last four days because we have nothing else without meat.

I hate being poor.
I despise it.
And my mom won't let me get a job at any of the places around here, so there's nothing I can do about it.

And, of course, I've been watching my Super Sweet Sixteen, which makes me sick. I can't believe those girls get $200,000 cars and $100,000+ parties!
You know what my sweet sixteen was?
Me, six friends, a Spongebob pinata, and an ice cream cake.
And my parents got me a $20 gift card to booksamillion.
That was it.

I'm going to go sleep now so I don't have to think about being hungry.

:p

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Wednesday, July 4, 2007


Zombies, ZOMG.
I was so tired and sick yesterday that I went to bed at 5. I didn't even eat any dinner, which explains why my tummy is rumbling.

I woke up at around 3 AM cause of a nightmare, which included zombies, skiing off of cliffs, and a door to my house that led to an alternate reality of evil doubles of people and animals I know.
It was freaky as hell.

Eh... I recorded Silent Hill on our TV a while ago, but I'm scared about watching it cause I know my nightmares will get at least 4 times worse if I do.
But I am very curious and I want to see Pyramid Head...

EDIT: Also, Nathan's Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest is today.
Go Kobayashi! Kick some ass, take some names! I know you can do it!
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EDIT EDIT: Kobay lost. Nooooooo! Why, God? WHY?
*falls to knees*

:p

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Monday, July 2, 2007


I's bored.
Yee-up.

But hallelujah!
I got a 5 on my AP US History exam! That rocks, cause no matter where I go to college, they'll HAVE to accept it as college credit. One less class to pay for, whoopee!
Tee hee, I'm really proud of myself, cause I've never done that good on a test before. I've been dropping hints to my parents that I would apprectiate some kind of reward for acing it (coughcoughAxelPlushiecough) but they said we don't have any money right now, so maybe next week after dad gets paid.

I WANT that plushie, dammit.

And practically all of my friends left the town for the 4th of July, so I is extra bored...


The Emo Song, cause I've been patrolling youtube.
"But I mean, it's 2000. Can't two... or four dudes make out with each other without being gay?"


:p

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Sunday, July 1, 2007


Arg, what to do with my site?
Its so... craptastic.

Let's see... I got wrangled into going into the shelter extra early to do the nasty grunt work. I swear, those puppies have poo parties overnight or something. It gets everywhere.

And OMG. The hottest guy came into the shelter today. And he's a volunteer too! He looked just like this guy from school named Shafiq, only taller and with a smaller nose. He was all Middle Eastern and sexy looking. :D
I was too scared to talk to him, cause I'd just been outside/mauled by dogs, so I was sweaty and covered in dirt and stuff. Yuck.

Also, you know all that junk that's been going on in England, right? Car bombs and such? My cousin just flew into Liverpool today, right before they closed down the airport.
I never thought I'd be worried about that brat, but I am. I don't want anything bad to happen to him, even if he is annoying and almost drowned me once. D:

And I be drinkin' some mango-strawberry juice that I got the other day. It's sooo good, I could chug the whole bottle.
Chug chug chug chug!
But I won't, cause then I'd have to puke. :D


:p

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Saturday, June 30, 2007


Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs!
I just had a bowl of Cocoa Puffs. (The breakfast of champions!)
Too bad it's just after midnight.
Wheeee!
I love sugary cereal!

Okey, I got tagged by Britty and now I have to share seven
songs that I like that can't be similar. :D

1. "Pop is dead" --Miyavi
2. "The Way I Are" --Timbaland
3. "Rock Star" --N.E.R.D.
4. "Until it Sleeps" --Metallica
5. "Scotty Doesn't Know" --Lustra (XDD)
6. "Closer" --Nine Inch Nails
7. "Carnival of Venice variations" --Cincinnati Pops Orchestra

And I guess the tagging gets passed on?
Tag! --Brandon and Nickeh.
Now y'all do it. DO IT!

I just found out that Saiyuki Reload comes on the EWAM channel.
*gasps*
I know, I'm such a dork, but I LOVE that manga/anime thing.
SQUEE! I just finished reading the 7th volume and I love it cause one of the characters is so blatantly southern that it makes me giggle.
Also, he totally has a crush on Sanzo, which is sexy. :D

I feel hyper. I'm gonna go bounce. On a trampoline.

:p

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Thursday, June 28, 2007


Psycho!
This cat named Myron (AKA My-My, now AKA Psycho) totally clawed my arm today. It hurts so bad! He dug his claws in and started biting FOR NO REASON. O_O And then I had to put hand sanitizer on, and it burned.
So yeah, my left hand hurts like heck.

Last night I stayed up really late and started hallucinating, I think. I kept seeing faces in the curtains and on the walls of my room so I got scared and turned out the lights and hid under the covers.

So, to go with the overall theme of scary-ness, I give you this-- a scary message left in beans.

XD
Funniest. Thing. Evar.

:p

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