Thursday, August 30, 2007

Ants, and shopping...

I had an interesting day today. First, I woke up earlier than usual, and came down stairs for some breakfast, and, like always, my parents are at work. So, anyway, I make myself an egg sandwich, and go over to the computer to eat it and go on the internet and stuff. I go on YouTube and look at all the videos currently being watched. I see one that's titled 'Simpsons movie part 1 of 9' and I'm like "OMG! The Simpsons movie!" so, I watch it, it's funny. ^_^ And free.

So, when I'm done watching it I take my plate to the kitchen and put it in the sink, then I get a cup to get a glass of water. And when I'm done, I'm walking back over to the computer, and I see something in the corner of my eye that looked brown and as if something was moving on the counter, when I look.... ANTS!!!!!!! I put my cup on the counter that wasn't infested, and run up stairs, I get on a long sleeved coat, gloves, and a really long hat, run downstairs, get the broom, go into the kitchen, and start hitting them with the broom, eventually, the broom couldn't take anymore and broke, so, I was hitting them with a really long stick. I threw the broken broom aside, and put my dog up on the counter... he started eating them. I put him down, and look in the hall closet to see if I could find anything that would kill them, I find the vacuum cleaner, and take that out, I look for a plug to plug it into, so I can suck them up.... no plugs. :/ I look for ant spray in the garage where we keep all our sprays.... no spray. -_-;; By now I'm getting frustrated, and then I notice what they're after... I dropped a little peice of salted egg on the counter. And by little, I mean little! Then I try smacking them, pouring salt water on them... EVERYTHING! There was just too many!

By then, I was on the floor rocking back and forth mumbling to myself, "so many ants over one little egg... so. many. ANTS." Then, I feel a little pinch on my hand, and I see that one bit me just then. Then, I just went flippy, and start killing the ants like crazy, laughing insanely as I do it, and talking to them like, "You shouldn't have messed with ME, ants! I watch Happy Tree Friends! AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHHHAEEHEEHEHEHEHE!!" Then, my mom walked through the front door, walked up to me and asked, "What are you doing?" and in an insane yet calm voice I say, "Killing ants," while I was wiping down the counter that was then all sparkling clean and white. :]

Then, my mom took me school shopping and out to lunch, and I got a house key to put in my new Skelanimals key-cap necklace. ^_^

And that was my day!
BUH-BYEz!
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