Thursday, June 23, 2005

hi there
hi guys! how r you???? well i hope i will get a chance to post laterz......kay???? well i'll be of................kay??? well :pEACE OUt:



_Miss_Misao
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Wednesday, June 22, 2005

hi guys!
hey! i'm back! i got some more jokes!
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A man walks into the doctor's office with a serious problem!

"Doctor, I've had problems with silent gas emissions.
At home, work, and even at church, I release tons of silent farts everywhere I go!
As a matter of fact I've had three sitting here talking to you.
What are we going to do?
The doctor replies
"The first thing we're going to do is check your hearing"
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well that's all folks!!!!

:Peace ouT:

_Misao
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hey!
hey! sorry 4 not being here yesterday, I had to babysit.....well gtg, i'll post later....bye!
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Monday, June 20, 2005

   HI there!
Happy Late fathers day!^-^
Well it is Really getting late! it is about 12:00am Right now! well better hurry! before my parents see me! o well they're up!well i'll be around!
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Sunday, June 19, 2005

   HI there!
HI guys! I got more jokes if you want to hear them!
---------------------------------- Three women are about to be executed for crimes.
One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde.

Two guards bring the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts,
"Ready . . . Aim . . ."

Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.

The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts,
"Ready . . . Aim . . ."
The redhead then screams, "tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution.

By this point, the blonde has figured out what the others did.

The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts,
"Ready . . . Aim . . ."



The blonde shouts, "Fire!!"
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This blonde really wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the nearest frozen lake. After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice.

Suddenly---from the sky---a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!" Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of cappuccino, and began to cut yet another hole. Again, from the heavens, the voice bellowed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"

The blonde, now quite worried, moved way down to the opposite end of the ice, set up her stool, and tried again to cut her hole. The voice came once more, even louder: "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"

She stopped, looked skyward, and said, "Is that you, Lord?"

The voice replied, "NO, THIS IS THE RINK MANAGER!"
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A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:

Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.

Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is.

It was valid.

Captain: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card.

The driver owned the car.

Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.

Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem.

Trunk is opened; no body.

Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.

Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too!
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Saturday, June 18, 2005

HI
Hi, guys.........
Well i have nothing really to say...........Well i'll come back w/ more jokes, laterz!
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Friday, June 17, 2005

   HI
HI guys seems to me that everybody is not talking to me! T-T So wats a matter????? and Well I hope to see at least someone visting......and there is really nothing to talk about...........oh i know i can tell you guys a joke.and i am NOT making fun of all you blondes, infact i have some blonde friends.........that are nice and SMART, kay here it goes!
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There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and she arrived there just before a business man coming to quench his thirst. She opened her purse and put in 50 cents, studied the machine a little, pushed a Diet Coke selection, and out came a Diet Coke which she placed on a counter by the machine.

Then she reached in her purse again and pulled out a dollar and inserted it in the machine. Studying the machine carefully, she pushed the button for Coke Classic and out came a Coke Classic and 50 cents change.

She immediately took the 50 cents and put it in the machine, studied it for a moment and pushed the Mountain Dew button. Out came a Mello Yello. As she was reaching into her purse again, the business man who had been waiting patiently for several minutes now spoke up.

"Excuse me Ms. but are you done yet?" She looked at him and indignantly replied: "Well Duhhh!, I'm still winning"
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A Blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.
He tells her, "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds."

When the Blonde returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds.

"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor says. "Did you follow my instructions?"

The Blonde nods and answers, "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day."

"From hunger, you mean?" asks the doctor.

"No", replied the Blonde, "From skipping".
----------------------------------now thats all i can come up w/ well gtg, :Peace ouT:
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Thursday, June 16, 2005

HI there! how ya guys doin'?
HI there!
Sorry i wasn't here, my family had this thing to do and we didn't leave the park 'till 11:02pm.......Weird huh? and i went to sleep at 12:00 am.......I'll see you guys around!

:pEACE OUt:

_Miss_Misao
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Tuesday, June 14, 2005

   HI friends!
Hi Friends, I'm back! sorry i had to go.....I was at a friends and i didn't want you guys to think that i wasn't comeing...oh, here's this funny quote i want you guys to hear!
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When i born i black,when i sick i black,when i cold i black,when i grow up i black,when i scared i black when i in the sun i black you white folks....
when you born you pink,when you grow up you white,when you sick you green,when you cold you blue, when you scared you yellow,when you in the sun you red. Now who you callin' colord?
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Now i'm not insulting you white folks, but i thought it might be funny....cause i found it off the computer!^-^ well i'll be around..
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Hi peoples!
How ya guys been doin'? I wont be here, taday....so have any ?s just ask Broken Wing......Kay :Peace ouT:



_Misao
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