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Thursday, October 30, 2003
Thank you. *stupid smile and stupid look*
Mood: Frustrated.
Music: Radiohead-Lucky.
We appreciate your interest in working at Target and we thank you for your time and effort applying. At this time we are not able to offer you a position. Should a suitable opening become available in the future, we will contact you. Again, thank you for your consideration.
Executive Team Leader - Team Relations.
*ahem*
Dear Executive Team Leader - Team Relations,
Fuck you too. I appreciate your wasting of my time in working at Target and I hate you for your time and effort sending me this letter in the mail. At this time I am not able to offer you the finger, but lest I ever see you, I'll put it on collateral. Should a suitable day come when an opening becomes available in the future, I will firmly shove my phone down in anger. Again, thank you for sending me this stupid letter in the mail, it is so considerately stupid.
Mitchell Grant Smith, future Great American Poet and Writer.
PS: When I get millions of dollars I will officially crush your store to crumbly little ruins. And then I will eat your heads off and splatter murder all over your store.
Again, thank you for sending me this stupidly considerational letter of crap.
Carpe diem, eh? Seize the day. Sieze it like a fucking madman. Like the useless uselessness you are.
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