Monday, November 10, 2003

The posting of random conversations begins...

With a lack of wanting to post anything much in here, I shall resort to posting inane conversations upon ye ole AOL Instant Messenger.

The first is one between Ken and I. I highly love Ken, and hope to marry him on a dessert island of ice creamily creamed bloodiness.

And here it begins.

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"Cock a Trices and Sex Ual Fair Ies."

Gurthang16: Where's hell?
DeathKnight V4: New Jersey.
Gurthang16: Ah. I see.
Gurthang16: You coming?
DeathKnight V4: haha.
DeathKnight V4: Yea.
DeathKnight V4: =P
Gurthang16: Don't forget the bat.
Gurthang16: I can't wait to meet the cockatrice down there.
DeathKnight V4: o.o;
Gurthang16: Cockatrices are cool. What?
DeathKnight V4: You know whats cooler?
Gurthang16: Eh?
DeathKnight V4: Sexual Fairies.
DeathKnight V4: o.o
Gurthang16: <.>
Gurthang16: No. Cockatrices are awesome.
DeathKnight V4: SEXUAL FAIRIES
Gurthang16: COCKATRICES
DeathKnight V4: *WAGS FINGER* SEXUAL FAIRIES
Gurthang16: V-V;;'
DeathKnight V4: -_- Bad Mitch.
Gurthang16: *is wagged*
DeathKnight V4: VERY BAD MITCH
Gurthang16: Me bad? No.
Gurthang16: Cockatrices are cool.
DeathKnight V4: Naughty, Sexy Mitch.
DeathKnight V4: =P
Gurthang16: Sexy. Yes, I agree.
DeathKnight V4: SEXUAL FAIRIES
Gurthang16: COCKATRICES
Gurthang16: COCK
Gurthang16: ATRICES
Gurthang16: lol
DeathKnight V4: SEX
DeathKnight V4: UAL
DeathKnight V4: FAIR
DeathKnight V4: IES
Gurthang16: COCK
Gurthang16: A
DeathKnight V4: Cock.
Gurthang16: TRIC
Gurthang16: ES
DeathKnight V4: Mitch wants some Cock.
Gurthang16: -.-
Gurthang16: So what if I do?
Gurthang16: COCKATRICES RULE THE EARTH
DeathKnight V4: SEXUAL FAIRIES POPULATE THE EARTH
Gurthang16: God. Deus ex machina COCKATRICES.
DeathKnight V4: The People!
DeathKnight V4: SEXUAL FAIRIES
Gurthang16: Yes! We the people!
Gurthang16: And cockatrices
Gurthang16: !
Gurthang16: They rule the Earth.
Gurthang16: !
DeathKnight V4: No.
Gurthang16: Si.
Gurthang16: Si. Yes. Si. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Gurthang16: Yesssssss.
Gurthang16: Yesssss.
Gurthang16: Cockatrices. Yessss.
DeathKnight V4: No.
Gurthang16: =-=
DeathKnight V4: *pulls out a blender*
DeathKnight V4: ITS A HOSPITAL
DeathKnight V4: AhaHAAHAHah
DeathKnight V4: *shoves blender on mitches head*
DeathKnight V4: *puts it on puree*
Gurthang16: Any fucken time any fucken day.
Gurthang16: I still have my cockatrices.
Gurthang16: Bahahah.
DeathKnight V4: *massacres them*
Gurthang16: I'm sorry. You'd die before that happened.
Gurthang16: Just from touching them one dies.
DeathKnight V4: They are all dead.
Gurthang16: But, alas, their blood is poison, as is their breath, their entirety.
Gurthang16: Thus. You die.
Gurthang16: Goodbye. *waves*
DeathKnight V4: My blood is poison.
DeathKnight V4: My breath is poison.
Gurthang16: -.-
Gurthang16: Then you are a cockatrice.
DeathKnight V4: Nah.
DeathKnight V4: i'm a demon who hasnt brushed his teeth.
Gurthang16: It's not possible..no..no...NO...NO...Noooooooooooooooooo.
Gurthang16: Cockatrices are still cool.
Gurthang16: No matter what you say.
Gurthang16: So learn to swim.
Gurthang16: :D
DeathKnight V4: *swims*
Gurthang16: *watches him drown*
Gurthang16: It's really too bad.
DeathKnight V4: How can I drown?
DeathKnight V4: I'm 6 feet tall.
DeathKnight V4: the water is 5 feet deep.
DeathKnight V4: *Stands stareing at him*
DeathKnight V4: o.o;
Gurthang16: The water's infested with Cockatrices.
DeathKnight V4: So?
DeathKnight V4: I killed them all.
DeathKnight V4: They're just floating around.
DeathKnight V4: o.o;
Gurthang16: They still kill.
DeathKnight V4: How?
Gurthang16: The poison.
DeathKnight V4: I'm poison.
DeathKnight V4: Didnt we go through this process already?
Gurthang16: No.
DeathKnight V4: Yes.
DeathKnight V4: *drags him into the pool*
Gurthang16: They turn you to stone.
DeathKnight V4: *shoves his face into a cockrice's body*
DeathKnight V4: DRINK THE MOTHERFUCKING POISON
DeathKnight V4: SMELL IT
Gurthang16: THEY FUCKING TURN YOU TO STONE.
Gurthang16: ONE FUCKING TOUCH ONE FUCKING TAP.
Gurthang16: *turns into stone and sinks*
DeathKnight V4: I didnt touch them.
DeathKnight V4: You did.
DeathKnight V4: o.o
DeathKnight V4: *Gets out and sits on the side*
Gurthang16: *is reincarnated as the mother cockatrice*
DeathKnight V4: Haha! You have a pussy!
DeathKnight V4: HAHAHA
Gurthang16: *looks*
DeathKnight V4: MITCH IS A GIRL COCKATRICE
Gurthang16: *blushes*
DeathKnight V4: Cover yourself up.
DeathKnight V4: With some..
DeathKnight V4: cockatrice.. pants..
DeathKnight V4: ....
DeathKnight V4: .......
DeathKnight V4: or something.
Gurthang16: *takes a tampon*
DeathKnight V4: No.
DeathKnight V4: Dont insert that when i'm looking.
DeathKnight V4: -_-
Gurthang16: lol
Gurthang16: *does it as he is looking*
DeathKnight V4: Bad Mitchena.
DeathKnight V4: Bad Mitchena!
Gurthang16: *hisses at you*
Gurthang16: *lays 2,000 eggs*
DeathKnight V4: Time for some..
DeathKnight V4: scrambeled eggs.
Gurthang16: lol
DeathKnight V4: *nukes them all*
Gurthang16: *flies away*
DeathKnight V4: *chases after her*
Gurthang16: *gathers a straying herd of other cockatrices*
Gurthang16: *sends them after you and quickly builds a nest*
DeathKnight V4: *blows them up with Anti-Air missles*
DeathKnight V4: -_- you cannot hurt el Keno.
DeathKnight V4: *kills Mitch*
Gurthang16: *lays 5 trillion eggs and scatters them all over the world*
DeathKnight V4: *again*
DeathKnight V4: *killed him first. =)*
Gurthang16: *is reincarnated as a Chimera and makes 5 trillion spongebobs with his fractioned mind*
DeathKnight V4: o.o;
Gurthang16: Bahahah.
DeathKnight V4: *kills them*
DeathKnight V4: o.O...;
Gurthang16: *5 million years later*
Gurthang16: You finally killed them all, eh?
DeathKnight V4: Yeap.
Gurthang16: *makes 5 trillion Barneys from his frationed mind*
DeathKnight V4: *walks past them and silently kills mitch*
Gurthang16: *dies*
Gurthang16: *again*
DeathKnight V4: *then instates martial law on his new nation of demonized Barneys*
Gurthang16: lol
Gurthang16: Damn, we really do go places, lol.
DeathKnight V4: haha.
Gurthang16: First it was cockatrices and secxual fairies..Oo
Gurthang16: *sexual
DeathKnight V4: that seems to occur with me around.
Gurthang16: Cockatrices are still awesome. Heh.
Gurthang16: One of the coolest mythological creatures.
DeathKnight V4: IF you say so.
Gurthang16: And only if.
DeathKnight V4: I think the coolest mythological creature is the "Richard Nixon"
DeathKnight V4: Lore has it that way back when he was some sort of leader..
Gurthang16: Haha. But he ain't no mythological creature.
DeathKnight V4: ;P
Gurthang16: He's a damn diety. A god of gods.
Gurthang16: :-P
DeathKnight V4: Could be.
DeathKnight V4: Could damn well be/
Gurthang16: Is well damned be.
Gurthang16: It's been awhile since I've done some comical conversation with Ken as this.
DeathKnight V4: We must do it more often.
DeathKnight V4: While dressed in Tutu's reciting ancient curses from a book I got at the library.
Gurthang16: heh.
Gurthang16: Harlot!
Gurthang16: Thou art a harlot!
DeathKnight V4: Yeap.
Gurthang16: *crooked grin*
DeathKnight V4: ;P
Gurthang16: Thou curr, thou dog. Thou art a villian.
DeathKnight V4: Yeap, Yeap and Yeap.
Gurthang16: *nod nod*
DeathKnight V4: Thou arent e-c-o-modig.
Gurthang16: lol
Gurthang16: That sure chizzles my pussyizzle.
DeathKnight V4: Fer shizzle, yo.
Gurthang16: Yo. Yo. Yo. Bring it down.
Gurthang16: Ken's a dog. He bites, my god.
DeathKnight V4: Niggah, please.
Gurthang16: *points* over there.
DeathKnight V4: Thank you, yo.
Gurthang16: No prob dogg.




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