Friday, November 14, 2003

This took forever.

1) what is your name? Mitchell Grant Smith. I prefer just Mitch, which is fine. If I ever get a book published, or such (which I do doubt), then I will either go by a penname of some sortyness, or MG Smith, which has a nice ring to it. Or so I suppose. Some other things that people have called me are: Smitch (reminds me of Smurf), Bitch (reminds me of...something), Itch (reminds me of lust and its arcs), Lich (reminds me of death), Sinch (that just sounds too easy, you know), Hitch (reminds me of connection), Grinch (Dr.Seuss is a God), Pinch (sounds something like a pin), Rich (something I'd rather never be), Ich (sounds German to me. I wonder, is it?), Wick (makes me think of candles), Nit (sounds like something degrading to me). I think that's enough. There are limitless possibilities.
(2) Are you happy with it? I don't really mind it. I wish I had a cool name like Edgar Allan Poe, though.
(3) Are you named after anyone? Supposedly, as it goes, my Mom was infatuated with a kid in High School of this name, and sought to name me after it. My middle name is of my real father's; his was also Grant.
(5) Your screenname: MitchTheWriter, CruxedChimera, gurthang16, cruxedchimera17, Sir Meh, Dilapoid.
(6) Would you name a child of yours after you? No. Do not give mention of this ever again or I shall shoot your wall.
(7) Then what would you name your children? Sextus, Chace, Guy, Luger, Mag't, Twain, Pixie, Velix, Benign, Wolton, Velouria, Prista, Banel, Banal, Atricia, Inflect, and to top it all off, Hugor.
(8) If you were born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name be? My name would be...Mitch. Shut up, I can hear you laughing...
(9) If you could switch names with a friend, who would that be? I would switch it with Richard Simmons in a cocktail party of drunken implications.
(10) Are there any mispronounciations/typos that people do with your name constantly? Not really.
(11) Would you drop your last name if you became famous? No.

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BASICS
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(12) Your sex: Masculine.
(13) Straight/gay/bi? Linear.
(14) Single? Yes indeed.
(15) Want to be? Writer, dreamer, lover.
(16) Your birthdate: October 12th, 1986.
(17) Your age: As old as cabbage. Rotten, black cabbage. With little whisps for leaves.
(18) Age you act: I act like I'm one hundred seventy-two.
(19) Age you wish you were: Negative forty-five.
(20) Your height: As long as a crux.
(21) The color of your eyes: Green, I think.
(22) Happy with it? I would like black eyes that are as black as the sky; ones that had my pupils in them, white little dashes, like twinkling stars.
(23) The color of your hair: Some consider it blonde. I consider it brown.
(24) Happy with it? I want to dye it black, so I can look even more like an idiot.
(25) Left/right/ambidextrous? I am left-handed. Left is always a better choice than white.
(26) Your living arrangement? With my predisposed parental righters.
(27) Your family: My penis. Okay, so that sounded lewd. My famliy consists of me, my brother, my mother, my father. There you go.
(28) Have any pets? Three dogs. Two shitzus--one named Bunny (we call her "Bunny Love"), another named Brittney (we call her "Brittney Sue")--and a hybrid, which I love the most, called Buttons (we sometimes call her Boutons, sort of like crouton with a B instead).
(29) What's your job: Live to die, and die to live. The nulloasce sweetness of velvet skin.
(30) Piercings? Yea, the piercings of life's fingers is all over me, a lethargic drunk that smells of sludge.
(31) Tattoos? The marks of birth uphold me.
(32) Obsessions? I am obsessed with this questionaire, to the very point where I feel I shall just rack onto the floor and grind in never ending orgasmal instantaneous vex.
(33) Addictions? Oh boy baby, you're gonna have to face it, you're addicted to nothing.
(35) Do you speak another language? Me llamo Vicento. Muy sexo. Eheu, eugepae. Ego volo arbore.
(36) Have a favourite quote? "Bacon is the next apples."
(37) Do you have a webpage? Just like I have a face.

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DEEP THOUGHTS about life and you in it
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(38) Do you live in the moment? At times. Depends upon my mood.
(39) Do you consider yourself tolerant of others? "For tolerancy be a gift of hell."
(40) Do you have any secrets? I don't know..wait..I forgot. **innocent stare**
(41) Do you hate yourself? At times, yes.
(42) Do you like your handwriting? Yes. It shows what I feel well. My scrawl is very erratic. At times it can be the most purty little thing you'll ever look at, but most of the time it is twisted and full of thorns. Like a bony finger.
(43) Do you have any bad habits? I chew on anything that I can put in my mouth. I especially do this with pencils often.
(44) What is the compliment you get most from people? "You're genius." Okay, maybe not. More like, "You weird. Me not. You strange. Me not."
(45) If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called? "The Maggots."
(46) What's your biggest fear? Life itself. "We do not need to fear that which kills us; for it shall kill us no matter the fear. But instead, we must fear what is most alive."
(47) Can you sing? Yes. I often sing when I'm listening to music as I'm sitting here on my computer. If I am good, I do not know that.
(48) Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool? Not really.
(49) Are you a loner? I don't even know what the word really ascertains toward.
(50) What are your no. 1 priorities in life? Nothing, really. Just settling down finally.
(51) If you were another person, would you be friends with you? Yes. I'm actually quite kind when you get to know me...or so I think.
(52) Are you a daredevil? Yea, I be. I fly round like a crazy devil, and I land like a craze.
(53) Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself? Not that any would really want to hear.
(54) Are you passive or aggressive? I think I'm very passive.
(55) Have you got a journal? What is this that I am typing in now?
(56) What is your greatest strength and weakness? My best strength would be I am highly tangible of most things. My weakness is, well, not sure. I hate analyzing myself. It's too ugly.
(57) If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? Get rid of this endless apathy I have about everything.
(58) There are three wells, love, beauty and creativity. Which one would you choose? Love is tied into creativity, I think. Actually, they are all tied to one another. I'm supposed to choose? I'd say creativity.
(59) How do you vent? Think. Create. Write. Take my mind away. Sleep. Listen to music.
(60) Do you think you are emotionally strong? At times. But lately all of my emotion is dying.
(61) Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life? I do not regret, for where others see error, I see human; for where others see wrong, I see lesson.
(62) Do you think life has been good so far? It's fine.
(63) What is the most important lesson you've learned from life? That it is pointless. And love is probably the only thing of it that will ever matter to me.
(64) What do you like the most about your body? My face would be high. Also my butt; I don't know, I have a thing about butts heh. But I'll leave that there.
(65) And least? I don't like anything the least on me. I'd like to think, at least most of the time, that I am decent looking.
(66) Do you think you are good looking? Read above. I'll expand, though, I guess. Yes I do. I really like how my face looks. I really like how I look as a whole.
(67) Are you confident? When I'm sure about something.
(68) What is the fictional character you're most like? This is a hard one. Atticus Finch, I guess.
(69) Do people know how you feel? Not at all. I hide it.
(70) Are you perceived wrongly? Quite often.

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DO YOU...
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(71) Smoke? I shall never.
(72) Do drugs? Caffeine.
(73) Read the newspaper? Not really.
(74) Pray? No. And I doubt that will change.
(75) Go to church? Hell no.
(76) Talk to strangers who IM you? Of course.
(77) Sleep with stuffed animals? No I do not.
(78) Take walks in the rain? No.
(79) Talk to people even though you hate them? At times.
(80) Drive? That would be a vapid yes.
(81) Like to drive fast? Since my two wrecks, no.

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WOULD OR HAVE YOU EVER...
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(82) Liked your voice? It is a deep male voice. What's not to like?
(83) Hurt yourself? Yes. But not to an extreme extent, nor to an addicted extent. I've only done it a few times
(84) Been out of the country? No.
(85) Eaten something that made other people sick? I think certain foods make certain people sick, so obviously yes.
(86) Had sex? Yes; it's called masturbation.
(87) Been unfaithful? No. .
(88) Been in love? No.
(89) Done drugs? Nep.
(90) Gone skinny dipping? I'd try it.
(91) Had a medical emergency? No.
(92) Had a surgery? No.
(93) Ran away from home? Not really.
(94) Played strip poker? I would also try this...with the right people, at least.
(95) Gotten beaten up? Not really.
(96) Beaten someone up? Sort of. But I'd rather not talk about it.
(97) Been picked on? Of course.
(98) Been on stage? No.
(99) Been so drunk that you know you're supposed to go out on a date with someone, but you can't remember with who or when and that you faint when you look at yourself in the mirror in the morning, not to mention your breath? I plan to never drink.
(100) Slept outdoors? Yes, I have.
(101) Thought about suicide? I do daily, mostly.
(102) Pulled an all-nighter? Yes.
(103) If yes, what is your record? All night?
(104) Gone one day without food? Can't be sure, but I'd say yes.
(105) Talked on the phone all night? I don't even really ever talk on it.
(106) Slept together with the opposite sex without actually having sex first? I have never slept with the opposite sex nor have I ever had sex. Now go eat babies and screw off.
(107) Slept all day? No.
(108) Killed someone? I am slowly killing myself as I get older and older.
(109) Made out with a stranger? As I have said, I have never had any sexual intimacy, and minimal contact with other person(s).
(110) Had sex with a stranger? No.
(111) Thought you're going crazy? All the time.
(112) Kissed the same sex? I have not, excluding relatives.
(113) Done anything sexual with the same sex? No.
(114) Been betrayed? Haven't we all.
(115) Had a dream that came true? Not that I remembered.
(116) Broken the law? I broke me jaw.
(117) Met a famous person? I met Dave Pelzer, or whatever, the author of those books about how his Mom would treat him. One of the books is called A Child Called It.
(118) Masturbated? Of course. I do so at least once a day, most of the time. Sometimes it feels good, others it doesn't. Most of the time it doesn't feel that good, at least from past times I've done it that I remembered. What can I say other than I feel very sexy at odd times.
(119) Masturbated with something other then your hand? Have you heard of a bed?
(120) Have you ever killed an animal by accident? Insects aren't animals.
(121) On purpose? Bugs.
(122) Had sex? I had sex while I was filling out this questionaire.
(123) With more then 1 person? No.
(124) Threesome? No.
(125) Orgy? No.
(126) Whip cream? Don't you mean "Whipped Cream"? Whip Cream...that sounds perverse.
(127) Bondage? *eats a keyboard*
(128) Whipped/gotten whipped? My Dad spanked me.
(129) Blindfolded? Who cares? I totally hate these questions. I think you can shove this questionaire up your digital rectum. **is testy**
(130) Tied someone up/been tied up? As aforementioned, I have never had any sexual relations, nor much sexual touching, nor much touching at all.
(145) Told a secret you swore you wouldn't tell? Not really.
(146) Stolen anything? I stole a me.
(147) Been on radio/tv? No.
(148) Been in a mosh-pit? Yes.
(149) Had a nervous breakdown? Something a little less than that, yes.
(150) Considered religious vocation? I never plan to do anything of that like.
(151) Been criticized about your sexual performance? Shut up with the stupid sex questions. No one cares.
(152) Bungee jumped? No I haven't.
(153) Had a dream that kept coming back? Not really.

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CLOTHES and other fashion
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(154) Shoe brand? Hoes.
(155) Brand of clothing? Clot thing.
(156) Cologne/perfume? Col ogne. Or per fume.
(157) What are you normally wearing to school/work? A thing called a t-shirt and a thing called jeans and a thing called boxers.
(158) How about parties? Par ties?
(159) Wear hats? I don't like hats.
(160) Judge other people by their clothing? Everyone does. Of course.
(161) Wear make-up? All the time...-.-'`.
(162) Favourite place to shop? Target I guess.
(163) Favourite article of clothing? Panties. Heh.
(164) Are you trendy? I am the sexy beast of beast.
(165) Would you rather wear a uniform to school? No.

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BELIEFS
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(166) Believe in life on other planets? Yes.
(167) Miracles? No.
(168) Astrology? No.
(169) Magic? No.
(170) God? No.
(171) Satan? No.
(172) Santa? No.
(173) Ghosts? No.
(174) Luck? No.
(175) Love at first sight? No.
(176) Yin and Yang? No.
(177) Witches? No.
(178) Easter bunny? Mo.
(179) Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever? No.
(180) Believe there's a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow? Doe.
(181) Do you wish on stars? I wish for gardens.

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DEEP THEOLOGICAL QUESTIONS
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(182) Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell? No. I don't believe in them. Period.
(183) Do you think God has a gender? I think nothing of God.
(184) Do you think that science counteracts religion? It does and it doesn't.
(185) Do you believe in organized religion? I believe I have a penis. That is enough for me.
(186) Where do you think we go when we die? Nothingness.

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AMIGOS
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(187) Do you have any gay/lesbian friends? Yes. Shy.

(189) Who's the one person that knows most about you? Me.
(190) What's the best advice that anyone has ever given to you? Probably anything I've told myself is the best thing I've told myself.
(191) Your favourite inside joke? The one that gets inside of you and penetrates you and kills you.
(192) Thing you're picked on most about? Not really picked on about much anymore.
(193) Who's your longest known friend? Adam.
(194) Newest? No comment.
(195) Shyest? No comment.
(196) Funniest? No comment.
(197) Sweetest? No comment.
(198) Closest? No comment.
(199) Weirdest? No comet.
(200) Smartest? No goddongit.
(201) Ditziest? No wantit.
(202) Friends you miss being close to the most? No gommet.
(203) Last person you talked to online? Aleia.
(204) Who do you talk to most online? Erin [KarmaofChaos] or Tony.
(205) Who are you on the phone with most? Ryan.
(206) Who do you trust most? Myself.
(207) Who listens to your problems? Meself.
(208) Who do you fight most with?Mess elf.
(209) Who's the nicest? No one.
(210) Who's the most outgoing? Your mom.
(211) Who's the best singer? Thom Yorke.
(212) Who's on your black-list? Ashton Kutcher.
(213) Have you ever thought of having sex with a friend? Not really. Most of my "real" friends are male.
(214) Who's your second family? Me.
(215) Do you always feel understood? No.
(216) Who's the loudest friend? No.
(217) Do you trust others easily? No I do not.
(219) Name one person who's arms you feel safe in: My own.
(220) Do your friends know you? Somewhat.
(221) Friend that lives farthest away: Whores like a choir.
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