Sunday, November 16, 2003

BOB

Dilapoid: I'm sorry I didn't put a little sketch of what my poem was about in the beginning of my post the first time. I will from now on if I ever post something like that again heh.
Dilapoid: I meant it totally in fun. For humor. But I guess some people will hate it.
JamesOtaku01: It's okay. It would probably have been better to just say your opinion on the issue...and then write your poem
JamesOtaku01: *nods* I understood what it was. It just wasn't right on its own :-)
Dilapoid: Yeah.
Dilapoid: I agreed with you, Jeh.
Dilapoid: I wasn't thinking.
Dilapoid: It was late at night lol.
JamesOtaku01: It's okay; we all make mistakes
JamesOtaku01: No big deal :-)
Dilapoid: Yeah.
Dilapoid: I swear, my first poem I posted could've been a song.
JamesOtaku01: :-)
Dilapoid: Me and Tony swore to it being a first song if we make a band...lol.
Dilapoid: Then we can be remembered as the die it so da guys.
JamesOtaku01: lol
Dilapoid: And you really have to read that like it looks lol.
Dilapoid: It sounds so much better.
Dilapoid: Die it so da.
Dilapoid: It just has this musical chime to it.
JamesOtaku01: Agreed. :-)
Dilapoid: Heh.
Dilapoid: Dilapoid: Zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Dilapoid: Zock a zoodle zoo!
Dilapoid: Zark!
Dilapoid: Zeow!
Afnanno: o.o
Dilapoid: *laughs*
Afnanno: stupid french animals
Dilapoid: Heh.
JamesOtaku01: o_O;;;;;
JamesOtaku01: freaky stuff ;-)
Dilapoid: O_o;;;;;
Dilapoid: Let's do the face dance!
Dilapoid: O_o;;;;;
Dilapoid: o_O;;;;
Dilapoid: O_O;;;;;
Dilapoid: 0_o;;;;;
Dilapoid: o_0;;;;;
Dilapoid: lol
Dilapoid: That was fun.
JamesOtaku01: lol
Dilapoid: Come on James, you know you want to do it.
Dilapoid: It's so fun.
JamesOtaku01: o_O;;;; O_O;;;; O_o
JamesOtaku01: :-D
Dilapoid: Heh.
Dilapoid: Mine was better!
Dilapoid: Hahahah./
Dilapoid: ...Or something.
JamesOtaku01: Head looking left to right; o_O O_O O_o ....it's also a Charlie's Angels thing in some ways. o_OP
Dilapoid: lol
Dilapoid: '~;;;;;;;;;;; O.O ;;;;;;;;;;~'
Dilapoid: Meet Bob.
Dilapoid: He's a cool smilie.
Dilapoid: He also likes hugs.
Dilapoid: Especially kinky, sexy hugs.
Dilapoid: *hugs Bob*
Dilapoid: Feels so damn good.
Dilapoid: Hurt so good.
JamesOtaku01: Bob looks like he's been hit by a semi-trailer.
JamesOtaku01: and subsequently spread across the pavement.
Dilapoid: James, now, don't make fun of him!
Dilapoid: Just because he was beaten to a bloody pulp by his father when he was younger doesn't give you the right to make fun of him!
Dilapoid: He's a cool guy, he really is.
JamesOtaku01: I'm just acknowledging his disability.
JamesOtaku01: ...and ugliness.
Dilapoid: lol
Dilapoid: And I'm just hugging him.
Dilapoid: See the difference?
Dilapoid: Love or acknoledgement.
Dilapoid: Which is better?
Dilapoid: Too bad I can't spell either.
Dilapoid: Come on now, hug Bob. Show him that you don't care that he looks different.
Dilapoid: Let's do a group hug.
Dilapoid: ...lol.
JamesOtaku01: But I do care that he looks different.
JamesOtaku01: Especially when he flakes all over the carpet like that.
Dilapoid: You prejudicial Barney the Dinosaur!
Dilapoid: For this, I shall stone you and bite my thumb at you!
Dilapoid: *bites thumb and throws a stone at your foot*
Dilapoid: *continues hugging Bob*
Dilapoid: Bob: DaNKs fer TEH Hugz
JamesOtaku01: Ouch...he's an idiot too.
JamesOtaku01: Now I like him even less than before.
Dilapoid: Bob: Dat Dames duhde make FUn of ME!
Dilapoid: Look, you made him cry.
Dilapoid: You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
JamesOtaku01: Hehe, Mr. Grinch would cry if he met me. ;-)
JamesOtaku01: Why, I punch baby dolphins for fun.
JamesOtaku01: I use puppies as footballs on the weekend.
JamesOtaku01: I have a Hello Kitty dartboard.
JamesOtaku01: The list goes on.
Dilapoid: ~;;;;;;; O . O ;;;;;~
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Dilapoid: Okay, he cries crooked.
Dilapoid: But look, you made him cry!
JamesOtaku01: I'll fix that. *pokes his eyes out with a skewer*
JamesOtaku01: Now he can't cry. He has no eyes.
Dilapoid: ';;;;;;;;;; X . X ;;;;;;;'
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Dilapoid: Look, you made him bleed!
JamesOtaku01: Hm...now it's blood and not tears.
JamesOtaku01: Oh well.
JamesOtaku01: At least it makes him somewhat interesting.
Dilapoid: But Bob was always interesting!
JamesOtaku01: Bob is a dropkick.
Dilapoid: Bob: Uh see um. Dadda, no dadda no dadaa. DADDA NO!
JamesOtaku01: He should have been shot at birth.
Dilapoid: Listen to him.
Dilapoid: Now all he can see is his Dad hitting him again and again.
JamesOtaku01: I wish his dad would use something sharp.
Dilapoid: lol
Dilapoid: Now I need to give him drugs.
Dilapoid: Look what you've done.
Dilapoid: *gives him some morphine*
Dilapoid: ~;;;;;; X . X ;;;;;;~
<--------------------------------------[Teh needle]
Dilapoid: Look at him now.
Dilapoid: He's falling apart.
JamesOtaku01: *gives him several thousand doses of morphine*
Dilapoid: It's all your fault.
JamesOtaku01: Why won't he just die?
JamesOtaku01: Why is it taking so long?
Dilapoid: Because he's a poor old child.
Dilapoid: *hugs him*
Dilapoid: Bob: Dat Jums guy mean!
JamesOtaku01: Old child? LOL
JamesOtaku01: *drops a piano on him*
JamesOtaku01: C'mon, c'mon...
JamesOtaku01: Jums? Oh that's IT!
JamesOtaku01: *throws the White House at him*
Dilapoid: Is this possible?
JamesOtaku01: Yes.... o_O
JamesOtaku01: I'll clean it up later.
Dilapoid: Do you really control the subsequent powers to just suddenly throw something that must wiegh at least 40 tons or more?
Dilapoid: *weigh
JamesOtaku01: Yes.
Dilapoid: *.*
Dilapoid: Oh well.
Dilapoid: Bob has died now.
Dilapoid: It's all your fault.
Dilapoid: *hugs his dead, bleeding, gone body*
JamesOtaku01: and how are the powers subsequent? They were always there, regardless of Bob1
JamesOtaku01: !
JamesOtaku01: Ah, finally
JamesOtaku01: He's gone.
JamesOtaku01: *cleans the White House and puts it back*
Dilapoid: -----------------------------------
| RIP |
| Bob Burns |
| Faithful and loyal brother to James
Forever
JamesOtaku01: I like the footnote there...
JamesOtaku01: As though he'll now haunt me in all his spaminess
JamesOtaku01: o_O
Dilapoid: lol
Dilapoid: His grave's kind of...made of...wood.
Dilapoid: But yeah.
JamesOtaku01: Oh well
Dilapoid: It costed so much...and you wouldn't even pay for any of it.
Dilapoid: You illegit brother.
JamesOtaku01: It's not like people haven't sworn to haunt me from the grave before.
JamesOtaku01: *looks at list*
JamesOtaku01: I have...let's see...
JamesOtaku01: I have three stalkers
JamesOtaku01: I have two hijackers
JamesOtaku01: One kidnapper
JamesOtaku01: And two ghosts.
JamesOtaku01: Well, now I have three.
JamesOtaku01: -_-
Dilapoid: And now you have Bob.
Dilapoid: No.
Dilapoid: Bob is too special.
Dilapoid: He must be remembered as Bob.
JamesOtaku01: His stupidness and spaminess will be remembered
JamesOtaku01: It will be infamous, rather than famous
JamesOtaku01: But that's his own fault
Dilapoid: He never spammed.
JamesOtaku01: He didn't take calligraphy lessons, nor did he learn Latin
JamesOtaku01: He WAS spam. He was the epitome of spam.
Dilapoid: No it isn't hist fault, it was his Dad's.
JamesOtaku01: He was a personification of spam.
Dilapoid: His Dad did it.
JamesOtaku01: Well, his dad should be killed too.
JamesOtaku01: Along with him
Dilapoid: He beat him to a bloody pulp one day...and ran him over twice.
JamesOtaku01: What a waste of the gene pool.
Dilapoid: lol
JamesOtaku01: We might as well go back and murder the entire family
Dilapoid: Bob was beautiful.
JamesOtaku01: they're all obviously stupid.
Dilapoid: Just admit it.
Dilapoid: What's so stupid about them?
JamesOtaku01: Beautiful? Then why don't you marry him?
Dilapoid: Already marrying 4 people on OB lol.
JamesOtaku01: lol
Dilapoid: I can add him to my sig...for you.
JamesOtaku01: Fair enough ;-)
Dilapoid: lol
Dilapoid: This convo is going in My O for certain. Heh.
JamesOtaku01: You can put him in your sig if you like to live dangerously.
Dilapoid: I will.
Dilapoid: I'll make him all dead and bloody.
Dilapoid: Then: "James. Meet Bob. He's back from the dead."
JamesOtaku01: Good. It gives me a reason to be hostile. And I love being hostile.
JamesOtaku01: *cackles nastily*
Dilapoid: lol
Dilapoid: James, what if you were Bob?
Dilapoid: What would you think?
Dilapoid: Afnanno: Bob Otaku
Afnanno: :o
Dilapoid: Hm. Bob Otaku./
JamesOtaku01: If I was Bob..
JamesOtaku01: I could kill myself.
JamesOtaku01: And I'd take everyone down with me.
Dilapoid: You wouldm't have the capacity.
JamesOtaku01: I'd tear a black hole in space, by gum.
Dilapoid: You have the intelligence...of a log.
Dilapoid: A very beautiful log.
JamesOtaku01: Well yeah, if I'm as dumb as Bob, I probably wouldn't be able to do it.
Dilapoid: Exactly.
Dilapoid: That's why it's so mean to not see him for what he is lol.
Dilapoid: James is mean.. :-(
JamesOtaku01: But he's an idiot.
JamesOtaku01: So I see him for what he is; an idiot.
JamesOtaku01: You're darn right I'm mean.
JamesOtaku01: I enjoy it.
Dilapoid: No he isn't. He is a sad old boy that was crushed by his father.
JamesOtaku01: I relish it.
Dilapoid: lol
JamesOtaku01: If he and his father BOTH die, I will be happy.
Dilapoid: His Dad didn't die. He was sent to Africa.
Dilapoid: Why I don't know. But they said he went to Africa.
Dilapoid: I'm pretty sure he got AIDS there, even had another kid.
JamesOtaku01: Oh well...that's good enough for the moment I guess. Hopefully he'll have sex with a mosquito and die.
Dilapoid: Maybe even named him Bob.
Dilapoid: I don't think it's possible to have sex with a mosquito.
Dilapoid: That's like trying to ride dust.
JamesOtaku01: lol
Dilapoid: Plus the area is too small...you can't get an orgasm.
JamesOtaku01: Oh I don't know...if he took his tweezers and magnifying glass out
JamesOtaku01: Of course, if he dropped the insect in a drop of semen
Dilapoid: I'm pretty sure looking at that under a microscope would turn anyone on.
JamesOtaku01: Maybe SOMETHING would fertilize.
Dilapoid: lol
JamesOtaku01: Surely it'd injest some liquid in there somewhere.
JamesOtaku01: ...LOL
Dilapoid: And then it would mutate into a Semensquito.]
Dilapoid: And it would be there as you had sex, masturbated, whatever.
JamesOtaku01: Yeah. I think the sperm would be big enough that they'd really hurt when they entered.
Dilapoid: And it would go in the walls of the vagina sucking out the semen in there.
Dilapoid: lol
JamesOtaku01: Mitch, I think you've been watching too much insect porn.
Dilapoid: James, you have created a horrid creature.
JamesOtaku01: It's not good for you, my boy.
Dilapoid: Blame it on the pope.
Dilapoid: He just made me want to..
JamesOtaku01: Yeah...because popes and insect porn are related on so many levels.
Dilapoid: I mean, he's so grey, and so...fogey and celibacied.
Dilapoid: I totally agree.
Dilapoid: I think about as much of a mosquito as I do the pope.
Dilapoid: And they both suck the life out of something.
Dilapoid: And they both worship something.
JamesOtaku01: celibacied? LOL!
Dilapoid: You like how I make up words?
Dilapoid: I do too.
JamesOtaku01: It's such a stupid word! lol
JamesOtaku01: but so apt
Dilapoid: lol
Dilapoid: Yes.
JamesOtaku01: "I got celibacied last night"
JamesOtaku01: You know, as if it's a verb or something
Dilapoid: lol
Dilapoid: That's what I do. Mess with words.
Dilapoid: lol
JamesOtaku01: Yes, we're all acutely aware of that ;-)
Dilapoid: Acutely?
Dilapoid: Heh.
JamesOtaku01: *nods*
JamesOtaku01: You bet your ass.
Dilapoid: Banalities of my banality.
Dilapoid: Yes. I bet my ass for...for some ass.
JamesOtaku01: You can't have banal without anal.
Dilapoid: You banally anal maggot.
Dilapoid: Hah.
JamesOtaku01: Ouch! You're the second person to use the word maggot in reference to me.
Dilapoid: I wasn't really refering to you.
Dilapoid: I love my Jeh.
JamesOtaku01: Ot
Dilapoid: I was just feeling the urge to use the word maggot again.
JamesOtaku01: *It's okay
JamesOtaku01: I'm a big boy.
Dilapoid: Maggot is one of my favorite words.
Dilapoid: Well, if you're a big boy...then let's have some fun with this./
JamesOtaku01: No...I'm not letting you in my pants.
Dilapoid: James, you maggot. You crawl around on the ground. You talk about things as insipid as love. And only a maggot could make something as sick and fucking twisted as that. You sit there and suck the fucking blood and marrow out of everything you touch. You sat there and just killed Bob like he was some kind of Richard Simmons rag doll. You're just a fucking maggot. That's all you are. Climbing around and crawling around, growing from other's misfortunes.

Maggot.
Dilapoid: lool
Dilapoid: I didn't mean any of that.
Dilapoid: lol
Dilapoid: Really.
Dilapoid: ...*.*
Dilapoid: :p
Dilapoid: Pray tell, did you see the Matrix reference?
JamesOtaku01: Yeah, the Smith reference.
Dilapoid: Me and Smith think alike.
JamesOtaku01: Heh.
Dilapoid: Are you crying yet? lol.
JamesOtaku01: No. I'm closer to laughter than tears. ;-)
Dilapoid: Hark, James! Hark lest you age. Eat thine feces of thy youth.
Dilapoid: And to tell, what doest it taste of? Does it taste of youth, the deadest thing you once knew, that is now only a cesspool of waste? Or does it taste good, and well, and all things grand and great?
Dilapoid: Heh.
Dilapoid: I need a life.
JamesOtaku01: Yes, you do.
Dilapoid: Will you be my life?A
Dilapoid: lol
Dilapoid: OB ISH MY LIFE.
Dilapoid: *worships*
JamesOtaku01: Hehe
Dilapoid: Yes. Hehe. He.
JamesOtaku01: Absolutely.
Dilapoid: Nothing is absolute.
Dilapoid: :p
JamesOtaku01: My "Hehe" is absolute.
JamesOtaku01: It is absolute and it is final.
JamesOtaku01: And that's all there is to say.
Dilapoid: No. Hehe is a poor man's porn.
Dilapoid: You must go.
Dilapoid: LOLZ
Dilapoid: THATS SO GODSDAMNED FUNNY LOLZ

JamesOtaku01: I couldn't do that, because if I did, I would cease to exist.
Dilapoid: lol
Dilapoid: Well, I did it.
Dilapoid: If I can do it you can.
Dilapoid: Now, come on James, do it for me.
Dilapoid: Amuse me.
JamesOtaku01: Yes, but your intelligence and sanity are both questionable.
Dilapoid: Sanity isn't a needed thing.
Dilapoid: lol
JamesOtaku01: Well, you don't need it, apparently. ;-)
Dilapoid: Hey, my point is to have fun with everything.
Dilapoid: Makes me laugh and smile.
JamesOtaku01: Heyy, chill out on me dudez. I waz only pl@yin around ~_^
Dilapoid: lol
Dilapoid: Is this like a one-time thing for you?
JamesOtaku01: Playing with phrases, you know.
Dilapoid: I think this face looks pretty sexy on you.
Dilapoid: You should wear it more often...
Dilapoid: Wear it like a condom.
Dilapoid: Use it so you don't get any disease and keep as sane as you can.
JamesOtaku01: Wear it on my genitals?
Dilapoid: If you want, sure.
Dilapoid: Have someone pen what you said on there too.
JamesOtaku01: I don't want spam anywhere near my gentials.
JamesOtaku01: That could be quite disasterous.
Dilapoid: Okay. We'll rename it something else.
Dilapoid: We'll call it Maps.
Dilapoid: Maps is a special thing.
Dilapoid: You want that near your penis.
Dilapoid: It feels good there.
JamesOtaku01: ...
Dilapoid: Spam spelling backwards.
Dilapoid: *spelled
JamesOtaku01: I think you've been baking too many pies or something.
Dilapoid: What kind of pies?
Dilapoid: his is the most important thing?
Dilapoid: *This
JamesOtaku01: Whichever turn you on.
Dilapoid: No James.
Dilapoid: This doesn't work.
Dilapoid: I must know.
JamesOtaku01: You should know.
JamesOtaku01: It's not up to me to tell you.
JamesOtaku01: The opposite is true.
Dilapoid: But I don't know which turn me on.
JamesOtaku01: Then you face quite the teenage dilemma.
Dilapoid: How many pies have I been baking, too?
Dilapoid: I need to know this.
Dilapoid: Yeah. All I am is a stupid teenager lol. :p
JamesOtaku01: All you need to do is check the pie-debris around your genitals.
JamesOtaku01: That should give you your answer.
JamesOtaku01: I really wouldn't know.
Dilapoid: *checks*
Dilapoid: I don't see any.
Dilapoid: James, did you steal some?
Dilapoid: You could be the genital fairy.
JamesOtaku01: You don't see any genitals?
Dilapoid: lol
Dilapoid: No comment,.
Dilapoid: :p
Dilapoid: [Of course.]
JamesOtaku01: ...or pie debris?
JamesOtaku01: ~_^
Dilapoid: Is this what a penis is oft referred to in Jame's magic world of sexual diversion and investigation?
Dilapoid: The JMWSDI?
Dilapoid: I'm wondering, is this a government organization?
JamesOtaku01: *pats your head* Does Mitch want a cookie?
Dilapoid: What kind of cookie is it?
Dilapoid: A nookie cookie?
JamesOtaku01: A chocolate chip cookie.
Dilapoid: I guess I'll take it.
Dilapoid: Why are you giving it to me?
Dilapoid: Trying to get me to shut up or something?
JamesOtaku01: Never you mind. Don't bite the hand that feeds you.
JamesOtaku01: Accept a gift when it is given to you.
JamesOtaku01: *gives you the cookie*
Dilapoid: I don't deserve this cookie.
Dilapoid: Oh James, thou art too fine.
Dilapoid: Or something.
JamesOtaku01: No, you don't. But I am generous.
Dilapoid: There I have bit the hand that feeds me.
JamesOtaku01: No you haven't.
Dilapoid: Then what do I have to do?
Dilapoid: lol
JamesOtaku01: Hm...too many possibilities to entertain.
JamesOtaku01: *puts the cookie away*
Dilapoid: I already ate it.
Dilapoid: You must have reached in my stomach and pulled it out.
JamesOtaku01: I took it back. :-)
Dilapoid: I hope your hand is burning off.
JamesOtaku01: It's fine.
Dilapoid: Ah well.
Dilapoid: There goes what I ate.
Dilapoid: Now I'm empty again.
JamesOtaku01: Indeed.
Dilapoid: Why did you take it back?
JamesOtaku01: Because I'm manipulative.
Dilapoid: You play with me like I'm a rag doll.
Dilapoid: Next you'll force me into sex with a zebra.
JamesOtaku01: Well...I'm only playing with words.
Dilapoid: I'll tell you know though, James. I have been celibacied my whole life..
Dilapoid: *now
JamesOtaku01: Oh, you still have a long way to go. Don't worry about it.
Dilapoid: I'm only having fun lol.
JamesOtaku01: So am I. ^_^
Dilapoid: [Then quit straying from this.]
Dilapoid: lol
JamesOtaku01: Who is straying? I'm not. I'm always in control.
Dilapoid: JamesOtaku01: Well...I'm only playing with words.
JamesOtaku01: You're fun to play with. :-)
Dilapoid: I think I am more in control...lol.
Dilapoid: Who knows.
Dilapoid: I am the one that keeps saying new things as they come to my mind.
Dilapoid: I am in control of this conversation.
Dilapoid: Bah.
Dilapoid: Or something.
JamesOtaku01: Hehe
Dilapoid: James, your name spelled backwards is Semaj.
JamesOtaku01: You're a mouse in my maze.
Dilapoid: lol
JamesOtaku01: But it's okay. :-)
Dilapoid: I sense a conspiracy.
JamesOtaku01: *pats Mitch* I luv u.
Dilapoid: I really sense a conspiracy.
JamesOtaku01: I don't doubt it!
Dilapoid: Semaj was awesioem.
Dilapoid: And then he was banned.
Dilapoid: I also think he's related to Tony. Must be brotherly love.
Dilapoid: James, I think you were Semaj.
JamesOtaku01: I must get going. *bows* It was nice talking to you. I must try to wrap you up a little more often. ~_^
Dilapoid: Wrap me up?
Dilapoid: So now I'm only a penis?
Dilapoid: lol
Dilapoid: Okay.
JamesOtaku01: Hehe. ;-)
JamesOtaku01: Bye bye
Dilapoid: It was great talking.
Dilapoid: Yeah.
Dilapoid: Bye.
JamesOtaku01 signed off at 1:44:23 PM.
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