Monday, December 1, 2003

Irape

ShadowedCloudX: all the best storys start with "once upon a time"...well all the good and bloody ones anyhow
Dilapoid: Once upon a time I KILLED MY MOTHER AND RAPED HER AND IT FELT GOOD.
Dilapoid: AHAHAHA
Dilapoid: ...Like that one?
ShadowedCloudX: see what I mean, that has the makings of a fine tale
ShadowedCloudX: much better than "Iraped and killed my mom"
ShadowedCloudX: once upon a time gives it a little flair a little gusto
Dilapoid: lol
ShadowedCloudX: from now on I am starting all of my conversations with once upon a time
Dilapoid: Irape should be a country.
ShadowedCloudX: like "once upon a time I said "hello""
Dilapoid: lol
Dilapoid: I'll do it too.
ShadowedCloudX: It is. It is next to Hungary
Dilapoid: To remember you when you ate gone.
Dilapoid: *are
Dilapoid: Ate gone..?
Dilapoid: Hm.
Dilapoid: Has possibilities.
ShadowedCloudX: well, if you ate gone I guess you always come...or something confusing like that
Dilapoid: Heh.
ShadowedCloudX: I bought Max Payne 2 and Max Payne the other day but I have yet to play either
ShadowedCloudX: I guess I'll start with one and progress to two
Dilapoid: Sounds good. :-)
Dilapoid: an C Lucking: lol. No I mean mr. Itch. heh.. I dunno quite what to do with it to make a humurous quote :p
Dilapoid: Mr. Itch is the epitome of the sexy bitch
Dilapoid: .lol
Dan C Lucking: lol
Dan C Lucking: you have a much better way with words.. heh. I'll leave all that stuff to you
Dilapoid: Bitch is only a female dog, so mind it, mind it.
Dilapoid: :p
Dilapoid: Leave it for me, then. :p
Dan C Lucking: eh. I'm not that fussy about swearing. As long as it's not with malicious nasty intent.. heh
Dilapoid: Hm.
Dilapoid: It
Dilapoid: It is just funny how all swear words actually have meanings.
Dilapoid: Dilapoid: Mr. Itch is the epitome of the sexy bitch
Dilapoid: That is sigable.
Dilapoid: Hmmmm.
Dan C Lucking: lol. I can see it..
Dilapoid: I should change my name on OB to Mr. Itch, and become a womanizer.
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Dilapoid:
Dilapoid: Mr. Itch is the epitome of the sexy bitch
Dilapoid: .lol
Dan C Lucking: lol
Dan C Lucking: you have a much better way with words.. heh. I'll leave all that stuff to you
Dilapoid: Bitch is only a female dog, so mind it, mind it.
Dilapoid: :p
Dilapoid: Leave it for me, then. :p
Dan C Lucking: eh. I'm not that fussy about swearing. As long as it's not with malicious nasty intent.. heh
Dilapoid: Hm.
Dilapoid: It
Dilapoid: It is just funny how all swear words actually have meanings.
Dilapoid: Dilapoid: Mr. Itch is the epitome of the sexy bitch
Dilapoid: That is sigable.
Dilapoid: Hmmmm.
Dan C Lucking: lol. I can see it..
Dilapoid: I should change my name on OB to Mr. Itch, and become a womanizer.
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Dilapoid: Dilapoid: Mr. Itch is the epitome of the sexy bitch
Dilapoid: .lol
Dan C Lucking: lol
Dan C Lucking: you have a much better way with words.. heh. I'll leave all that stuff to you
Dilapoid: Bitch is only a female dog, so mind it, mind it.
Dilapoid: :p
Dilapoid: Leave it for me, then. :p
Dan C Lucking: eh. I'm not that fussy about swearing. As long as it's not with malicious nasty intent.. heh
Dilapoid: Hm.
Dilapoid: It
Dilapoid: It is just funny how all swear words actually have meanings.
Dilapoid: Dilapoid: Mr. Itch is the epitome of the sexy bitch
Dilapoid: That is sigable.
Dilapoid: Hmmmm.
Dan C Lucking: lol. I can see it..
Dilapoid: I should change my name on OB to Mr. Itch, and become a womanizer.
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ShadowedCloudX: It better be Mitch, or bang zoom, right to the moon!
Dilapoid: lol
Dilapoid: Maz Paynzes ni my annurisms.
ShadowedCloudX: I shot guns over the weekend, shooting guns is really cool because psychos like me feel the all empowering might of being able to kill the person next to them with a twitch of a finger
Dilapoid: lol
ShadowedCloudX: we had this caddy guy that toured the course with us and I kept thinking that he would be really easy to shoot
ShadowedCloudX: he was quite annoying
Dilapoid: lol
ShadowedCloudX: so, how was your thanksgiving
Dilapoid: Charlie: WTF YOU TALKIN BOUT NIGGA. I AIN'T GONNA TAKE NOTHIN WHILE YOU ROUND YOU ANNOYING BIZ. TAKE THIS SHIZ AN SHOVE IT UP YA CRANIUM, YA SHIZZER!
ShadowedCloudX: was it thanksalicious
Dilapoid: *BOOM*
ShadowedCloudX: heh
Dilapoid: My horrible attempt at amusment.
ShadowedCloudX: nah, I would have just shot him and then ran away in a very comical fashion
Dilapoid: lol
Dilapoid: Now that is infinitely more funny.
Dilapoid: *bows*
Dilapoid: O thank thee mine lord, thou art a tempid rose.
ShadowedCloudX: do you mean tepid?
Dilapoid: What tempid means deareth lord I dos't not know.
Dilapoid: It i' a wordeth that I madeth up in a new york minute.
Dilapoid: It has something to do with temperature I think.
Dilapoid: Or temporaryness.
Dilapoid: Or maybe both at once.
ShadowedCloudX: oh, why is a New York minute different than an Ohio minute...we are in the same friggin time zones
Dilapoid: lol
Dilapoid: A little thing from Max Payne.
ShadowedCloudX: oh, gotcha...remember that game? gotcha? I don't...I just remember there was a game called gotcha
ShadowedCloudX: it must not have been very good
Dilapoid: It wasn't.
Dilapoid: Burn it./
ShadowedCloudX: no matches and my blowtorch is out of petrol
ShadowedCloudX: petrol is a funny British word
Dilapoid: So is posh.
ShadowedCloudX: British people have bad teeth and look like horses
Dilapoid: Oh, that fucking man's so posh.
Dilapoid: lol
ShadowedCloudX: so is colour
ShadowedCloudX: who the fuck needs the extra damn "u"
ShadowedCloudX: we are the world super power...they must conform and be more like us
ShadowedCloudX: if we were Rome we would decree it so
Dilapoid: In rome it'd be colourus.
Dilapoid: Because of the british influences.
Dilapoid: Damn british./
Dilapoid: ShadowedCloudX: British people have bad teeth and look like horses
Dilapoid: This is a classic now.
Dilapoid: Woah.
Dilapoid: I have your font.
Dilapoid: Amazing.
ShadowedCloudX: nah, the romans would have renamed "colour" to "that stupid word that had a purpose-less 'u'"
ShadowedCloudX: ahh
Dilapoid: I am HC, hahah.
Dilapoid: Mitch is my peon, he worships me.
Dilapoid: Hahaha.
ShadowedCloudX: damn you
ShadowedCloudX: that is my font
Dilapoid: Hmmmmm.
Dilapoid: There.
ShadowedCloudX: give it back
Dilapoid: I changed the color but you can't tell.
ShadowedCloudX: cool I did'nt have to whine too much
Dilapoid: lol
Dilapoid: Does font really matter that much>
ShadowedCloudX: but I did have to misplace an apostrophe
ShadowedCloudX: no
Dilapoid: Oh okay.
Dilapoid: Yay.
Dilapoid: ShadowedCloudX: petrol is a funny British word
Dilapoid: So is posh.
ShadowedCloudX: British people have bad teeth and look like horses
ShadowedCloudX: petrol is a funny British word
Dilapoid: So is posh.
ShadowedCloudX: British people have bad teeth and look like horses
ShadowedCloudX: petrol is a funny British word
Dilapoid: So is posh.
ShadowedCloudX: British people have bad teeth and look like horses
ShadowedCloudX: petrol is a funny British word
Dilapoid: So is posh.
ShadowedCloudX: British people have bad teeth and look like horses
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Dilapoid: ShadowedCloudX: British people have bad teeth and look like horsesShadowedCloudX: British people have bad teeth and look like horsesShadowedCloudX: British people have bad teeth and look like horsesShadowedCloudX: British people have bad teeth and look like horsesShadowedCloudX: British people have bad teeth and look like horsesShadowedCloudX: British people have bad teeth and look like horses
ShadowedCloudX: yep, that they do
ShadowedCloudX: I know because I have seen exactly 1 British person with bad teeth that resembled a horse
Dilapoid: lol
Dilapoid: I think Americans look like Buffalo.
Dilapoid: Karmi55: ; ) you make me laugh as only a mitch can.
Dilapoid: Actually, Charlie is the one making me laugh and you as well.
Karmi55: lol
Karmi55: tell Charlie I appreciate his sense of humour
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