Wednesday, December 15, 2004

Should Be Doing Other Things

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:

1. Mitch.

2. Mitchell Grant Smith.

3. Mr. Smith.

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:

1. Gurthang16.

2. dilapoid.

3. machineofbones.

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:

1. I'm so sexy.

2. I'm a better writer than a hell of a lot of people.

3. I'm depressed most of the time, rather than happy.

THREE THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:

1. I seem to say "Banana" way too often, and it causes people to question my sexuality.

2. I exist.

3. I'm too crazy for my own good.

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:

1. I think I have a little (meaning, 1 % or so) Native American in me.

2. American?

3. I don't know. Neither do I care.


THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:

1. Where I will be in say. . .20 years. What a mess up I'll be.

2. Needles.

3. Big huge gargantuan Americans, who are morbidly obese. They look like they'll just fall over from walking, or something.

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:

1. Sleep.

2. Food.

3. Sex.

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:

1. Boxers.

2. Glasses.

3. Skin.

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS (or artists at the moment):

1. Radiohead.

2. Tool.

3. Wilco.

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:

1. "Woe," by Say Anything.

2. "Jesus Etc.," by Wilco.

3. "Lucky," by Radiohead.

THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:

1. Just being. AKA, not having to do jackshit other than just sitting around doing as I wish.

2. I want to try to get to being able to lift around 130 pounds in the next 12 months. I just started benching and only bench about 75 doing 10 reps each time at this point.

3. Writing more of my novel, which seems like a failure at this point (it just has nothing going for it, I guess), no plot, etc, but seems decent.

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP (love is a given):

1. Sex.

2. Love is not a given because I don't really believe in love at this point. I don't have much capacity at this point to love much.

3. Understanding.

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE:

1. When I was little a went down one of those metal slides they have at playgrounds, and I gashed my head open decently bad. I still have a scar where it happened.

2. Bananas are nature's natural dildo.

3. Your mom turns me on.

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:

1. I like the posterior (i.e., flank, ass, tush, flabber). Therefore, I like a nice gluteus maximus on a woman.

2. I seem to have a thing for brunettes. Don't ask why, I just do. So, black hair.

3. Decent sized breasts (B or C).

THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:

1. I can't seem to find a woman to do.

2. Stay focused at school.

3. Be happy to be alive.

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:

1. Writing.

2. Eating.

3. Sleeping.

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:

1. A woman.

2. Not exist.

3. Maybe play a video game.

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:

1. Writer.

2. Prostitute.

3. Banana grower.

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:

1. Non-existence.

2. Hell.

3. I don't really want to go on vacation. Not a vaction-y type of guy. So I'd just stay here as my vacation, and sit around and do nothing.

THREE KID'S NAMES:

1. Kid A.

2. Kid B.

3. Kid C.

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:

1. Sleep.

2. Sex.

3. Die. (That's right, I want to die before I die, if that makes sense.)

THREE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW OR DIE PAINFULLY:

1. Your mom.

2. No one.

3. Him.
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